Joe's eyes open wide in shock. "There is a curse! We are all cursed!" he yells loudly in a panic. "How will the curse manifest itself next? What strange mishaps wait for us? I have heard of cursed flying objects, and evil phantoms of doom!"

Joe points at the only free object near him in his panic. He casts Telekinetic projectile on the poop bucket. The target of the spell is the Captain. If it works Joe will continue babbling at the top of his lungs. "It is starting! We are all doomed! Doomed I say! Pray for your eternal souls to whatever Gods will hear your plea!" From that point his babbling devolves into incoherent ramblings.