Danger Noodle (Yes that is the character's name): "The goblins are obsessed with lint because they worship the god of lint."
Magus: "I concur, that makes sense"
Xaran (Paladin): "There is no goblin god of lint."
Danger Noodle: "Not yet, I will become the god of lint."
Magus: "That is simultaneously the most and least ambitious thing I have ever heard."