What would the OOTS characters be like in the modern day?

[Rogar Demonblud]

Wow thanks! But you know, I noticed a common thread with the conversation in that was that the characters often don't match any real world professions perfectly except for Haley as a thief and Sabine as a porn star [Though I'd have preferred to see Elan in the latter role 18 Charisma must be worth something!] so I think the question may make more sense as what would the OOTS cast be like as SUPERHEROES?

Oh, we have that too.