Quote Originally Posted by Rockphed View Post
I would like to submit my resume for "Chief Gadgeteer". I have most of a master's degree in Electrical Engineering and know how to program robots to dance to my whim! I can also wield whatever idiosyncratic weapon you want for my turn on the quirky mini-boss squad. (I'm thinking some sort of electro-axe.) Finally, I have experience as an "Alpha Minion". You can't go wrong hiring me into your tech department!

Also, I know someone who can make perfect chocolate-oatmeal no-bakes. Minion morale is important.

@TVTyrant> What job were you interviewing for that there was a group interview? I think the last time I had one I was applying for a job at McDonalds which I did not get.
Door to door canvassing for the ACLU. The job is starting fast so it was more of a group introduction/orientation then a quick interview.