[PrC] Skit skat skoodle do flip flop flee!

[Anxe]

Animate Objects has a duration of round/level, so I don't think hordes of anything is going to be a problem.
EDIT: Missed that last part about making it permenant.
And from my understanding of it you get Rat-a-tat Bardic abilities instead of Normal Bard abilities. I could be wrong though.

And thanks for clearing up the part about the DC.