No...tap-dancing has the opposite effect of the Boogie. While the Boogie blesses the thread and assures its prosperity, the tap-dance curses it and condemns it to rot at the bottom of Friendly Banter.
Tap dance enough, and you could bring the accursed bug back down on us, after it being absent for nearly 8 months! Do you want that? Do you?
@^: Not just any chord, but a minor 7th. Such a smooth, jazzy gender.