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    Fat Fish Fury: Part Two

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    401. Welcome to Nowhere

    402. Breaking the Curtain

    403. As Good a Reason as Any

    404. Mad! MAD!

    405. How Nice of Her

    406. I Shall Call Her "Okim"

    407. Where, Oh Where

    408. Interior Design

    409. Body and Soul

    410. Okely Dokely

    411. It's a Bird! It's a Plane! It's a... Circle?

    412. Change Color Scheme

    413. Crowbar Time is My Time

    414. What's in a Name?

    415. A Duel!

    416. At Least He Had Chicken

    417. Who Doesn't Like Bonzai Trees?

    418. A Realization

    419. He's a Real Nowhere Man

    420. An Amulet of Explosion, Perhaps?

    421. Should Have Checked for Traps

    422. It's Always Nice to Meet New People

    423. Poke

    424. All Small Mammals are Drunks in ABR

    425. Minor Revenge

    426. Wrong Place, Wrong Time

    427. Whoosh! Whoosh!

    428. Doctor Who?

    429. A Girl's Best Friend

    430. He's Very Sensitive

    431. A Sign, a Sign, Everywhere a Sign

    432. Down He Goes

    433a. Xenomorph!
    433b. Dragon Dogfight

    434. Speak of the Devil...

    435. Askaris Might Be His Last Name

    436. Quick, Do a Somersault!

    437. Dogpile

    438. Fu-Sion-HA!

    439. Pikalite. Pikalite.

    440. Straightening it Out

    441. General William

    442. Acid Vomit

    443. Double Whammy

    444. Two Men, Two Eyes

    445. Bzap! Zing!

    446. Missed Me

    447. Wolfman Does Not Like Light

    448. Swoop!

    449. Doctor Penguin, That's Who!

    450. MacGuffin Acquired

    451. Friendly Fire

    452. Even NPCs Feel Sorrow

    453. PCs Don't, Though

    454. Chit-chat

    455. Run Away!

    456a. Power Word: Point
    456b. Reactions

    457. The Return

    458. Reluctant Alliance

    459. Here They Come...

    460. BraveBayar

    461. Explaining the Newest Big Bad

    462. A Bigger Threat

    463. I Don't Believe It

    464. Fly, My Pretties!

    465. Convenient Appearance

    466. We Have a Problem

    467. And They Danced

    468. Spectral Duellist

    469. Monochromatic

    470. It'll Keep Him Quiet, For Once

    471. Brains Beat Brawn

    472. Set Course for Salmonville

    473. He Really Loves That Song

    474. The Council

    475. Go to Hell

    476. Tieflings are Confusing

    477. Something's Missing

    478a. Curses! Foiled Again!
    478b. Bayardozed

    479. Was He Chosen by the Gods?

    480. The Terror that Dings in the Night

    481. Grasped!

    482. Die Faster!

    483. Plotgoblin Reflexes

    484. Slow Ride

    485. Blauport Cemetery

    486. Great Taste, Less Filling

    487. ROCK

    488. I've Got a Bad Feeling About This

    489. Did Not See that One Coming

    490. Enter the Gerbloid

    491. Watch for Falling Drow, er, Moonelf

    492. Dumbfounded

    493. My First Reaping

    494. Dun Dun DUNNN

    495. The FireDrake Who Lived

    496. Hey, Free Sword

    497. Everything has a Price

    498. It's Lightish Red

    499. Shades of Three

    500. Enjoy the Party

    501a. One Way Out
    501b. Fight Vampires with Fire
    501c. Killing Yourself

    502. The Challenger

    503. More Than a Feeling

    504. Cryptic

    505. His Chin is HUGE

    506. Dire Straits

    507. Henweigh

    508. For Your Convenience

    509. Need a Hand?

    510. Vampires Bite

    511. Negligent Reaping

    512. Dire Donkey?

    513. Da-Ba-De, Da-Ba-Di

    514. Vampires Like Darkness

    515. Operation - Narrative Storm

    516. High DC for Spot Checks

    517. Promises, Promises

    518. Get In the Choppa!

    519. Racism

    520. Taking Them On

    521. Blow Them Away

    522. It Can't Be!

    523. Vague Instructions

    524a. NightPenguin
    524b. and
    524c. NightYeril

    525. Mystery Man Part 2 Part 3

    526. Random Teleportation

    527. There's No Violence Like Wanton Violence

    528. Shout, Shout, Let it All Out

    529. Narrator in Distress

    530. OH YEAH!

    531. The Threshold

    532. Outstanding!

    533a. The Battle Rages On
    533b. Pin Cushion
    533c. There's Always More

    534. Our Scars Remind Us

    535. Brotherly Love

    535. Surprise Appearance

    536. Crash Landing

    537. An Oldie but a Goodie

    538. I'm Nobody, Who Are You?

    539. Not Much to Do Here...

    540. Longshot

    541. He'll Fit Right In

    542. Welcome to Hell

    543. Satan's Little Secret

    544. Two Hearts... Living in Just One Mind

    545. Return of the Soap Cookie

    546. He Seems Familiar...

    547. They Always Call While You're in the Shower

    548. It Just Gets Curiouser and Curiouser

    549. That Doesn't Go There

    550a. The Battle Still Rages On...
    550b. And on...
    550c. And Then it Gets Interesting

    551. Do You Understand the Words Coming Out of My Mouth?

    552. How Did I Get Here?

    553. Give Him a Hand

    554. A Modi-crumb

    555. Are You Okay?

    556. Upgrades

    557. Welcome to Salmonville

    558. Welcome Home, Fish

    559. Home Sweet... Aw, Crap

    560. Yoink!

    561. Battlecries are Always Awesome

    562. If You Strike Me Down...

    563. A Crude Plan

    564. What He Came For

    565. Drifting Through Nowhere

    566. Introductions

    567a. A Random Battle
    567b. Random Pain
    567c. Random Retaliation

    568. Nice Gather Information Check

    569. Revengeanceful

    570. A Spectator Sport

    571. Peaceful Commands

    572. Let's Begin With the Fun

    573. I Don't Like the Look of It

    574. Time to End This

    575. Roleplaying Experience, Maybe?

    576. None Shall Pass

    577. Retrieval Successful

    578. Hand Me That

    579. Rescued

    580. Setting Up

    581. Relaxation

    582. No Spectating

    583. No Use Crying Over Spilled Ice Cream

    584. He's Surprisingly Aerodynamic

    585. Freaking Out

    586. Room For One More?

    587. It's an Idea

    588. But it Won't Work

    589. Assess the Damage

    560. Paper Cut Sneak Attack

    561a. Exposition is Our National Pastime
    561b. Combinestipation

    562. Off to Aeven

    563. There's Always Someone Bigger

    564. Noob.

    565. Slice'n'Dice

    566. Adding to the Arsenal

    567a. Curse My Awesome Heritage!
    567b. Sob Story
    567c. ...oops
    567d. You Heard Nothing

    568. Red Eye Shot First

    569. Unnecessary Violence

    570. A Vicious Cycle

    571. Will to Live

    572. Ceasefire

    573a. Tactics Alpha Part 1
    573b. Tactics Alpha Part 2

    574. False Alarm

    575. Instrumental Break

    576. Poor Infrastructure

    577a. He's in a Bad Way Now
    577b. He Has a Chainsaw Stuck to His Face, Give Him Some Credit
    577c. Random Finale

    578. The Devil's Advocate

    579. Throw Up the Horns

    580. Omicron-kebabs

    581. Scroll Down

    582. Hulking Out

    583. Soul Sword Shadow Fury

    584. Dinner Service

    585. Getting Out of There

    586. We Love Flashbacks

    587. Bad Choice of Vacation Spots

    588. Evilelmo Revealed

    599. Nipping it in the Bud

    600. Death is but a Doorway

    601. For Blauport!

    602. Rope Tricks

    603. Showing Off

    604. Enter Purple-Eye

    605. Shady Explanations

    606. Candygram

    607. He's Back

    608. Taking Care of Business

    609. Introducing the New Guys

    610. Casualties

    611. Second Chances

    612. When I Grow Up I Want to Be a Fisherman

    613a. Weathervane Removal
    613b. Moving On

    614. Having Fun

    615. Slipped My Mind

    616. New Boots

    617. Two or Three Hours

    618. Hell Hath No Fury

    619. A Rousing Speech

    620. Looking for Scroll

    621. Lonely Archons

    622. Salmon United

    623. You Got No Soul

    624. Lavidor Down

    625. Let's Rock!

    626. Kung-Fu Skills

    627a. Scene Missing
    627b. They Usually Don't Give Very Good Reasons

    628. Oh Brother, Where Art Thou?

    629. This Reminds Me of the Time...

    630a. Bard to the Rescue
    630b. Plotting a Trajectory
    630c. Going Down

    631. STFU, Broom

    632. Ooh, Doublevision

    633. An Unfair Trade

    634. Free the Slaves

    635. Killing Time

    636. Impromptu Civil Engineering

    637. Must Have... Slipped My Mind...

    638. Slippery When Wet

    639. Poor Taste in Music

    640. Gay as in 'Happy'

    641. Pure Psychic Energy

    642. Rules of Improv Be Damned

    643. Communist Attack

    644. Homobearophobic

    645a. Crossing
    645b. Shade Versus Shadow
    645c. Bat Attack

    646. The Horns in Action

    647. It's Super Effective!

    648. Nowhere Tours

    649. Blade of Thunder, Hear My Cry

    650. There Will Be Cake

    651. Okay, New Plan

    652a. Shatter World
    652b. Philippe's Destination

    653. Bucketheads

    654. Shades of Plot

    655. Sarcastic Weaponry

    656. Choose Your Weapon

    657. Touched by Plotus

    658. Call, Response, Refusal

    659. Don't Look Down

    660. Palling Around With the Olympians

    661. Reveal Yourself

    662. So Easy a Landfish Can Do It

    663. Big Bad EvilElmo

    664. She's a Feisty One

    665. Advocate of the Beast

    666. Gearing Up for the Final Confrontation

    667. Devil Goes Down

    668. Compilation

    669. Time to Leave

    670. Meanwhile, In a More Peaceful Setting...

    671. Dog Eat Dog

    672. Blinded by the Light

    673. She Blinded Me with Science

    674. Hairless Rodent

    675. At Least They Have Chicken

    676. It's a Key Item

    677. Archel is Evil

    678. Tolpy Unlike You

    679. Thy Will Be Done

    680. Special Guest

    681. Crack in the Helmet

    682. Another Big Bad?

    683. It's a Lie

    684. Yeril, Kobold Cakethief

    685. Implied Powers

    686. A Place for Everyone

    687. Vulion the Barbarian

    688. Headstrong

    689. Lulz' Bane

    690. A Fated Encounter

    691. Bill and Nobody's Bogus Journey

    692. No Ninja Vampire Birds Allowed

    693. His Voice is Red, He Can't Be Trusted

    694. Good Pets are Hard to Find

    695. Vult-R Has No Need for Backstory

    696. Clouseau!

    697. Free Food Still Beats Plot

    698. Helper Panda

    699. The Might of a Country

    700. Not More!

    701. Mechafox: Revelations

    702. Act Natural

    703. Grapes ARE Fun

    704. Mechafox Loves Puns

    705. He Just Won't Stay Alive

    706. Running Into the Ground

    707. Bamf

    708. Staying on Her Good Side

    709. Random Abilities

    710. Better Bamf

    711. So Very Safe

    712. Now THAT'S Random

    713. GET IN THE CHOPPA!

    714. Certainly Not a Fetish

    715. Whoomph.

    716. Insert Head Pun Here

    717. Caught in the Explosion

    718. Whiting Out

    719. What Big Bads Do With Their Spare Time

    720. Bamboo is Yummy

    721. When You Wish Upon a Dro-Moonelf

    722. Spidey, Eat Your Heart Out

    723. Now We Play the Waiting Game

    724. Passing By

    725. Very Bad Things Come to Those Who Wait

    726. Blow by Blow

    727. Taking Advantage

    728. Adding Injury to Insult

    729. Bloodlust is My Favority Type of Lust

    730. Da Mosoleum

    731. It's Dark and Ugly in Here

    732. Simple Design

    733. A Bit More Grandiose

    734. It's Like a Reunion for Him

    735. Trapped

    736. Don't Ask About the Arrows or the Net

    737. Wait a Second...

    738. Just Lucky, I Guess

    739. Shiny Statues are the Best Statues

    740. Mightier Than the Sword?

    741. Beating a Dead Horse

    742. Magioth and His Magic Pencil

    743.
    Finals and Fantasies


    744. Priorities

    745. Beyond Salmondrome

    746. Pirate Phane II: The Nerd Warrior

    747. Lavidor, This Is Your Life

    748. Don't Mess with the Coast Guard

    749. Omicron Sleepy

    750. The Ritual Part 1Part 2 Part 3 Part 4 Part 5 Part 6 Part 7 Conclusion

    751. Familiar Conversations

    752. The Story of Gwendolyn Caerulus

    753. Engine Trouble

    754. Weird Jedi Magic

    755. Welcome to Fort Longcat

    756. Smooth Kobold Operator

    757. Teaming Up

    758. Upgrades

    759. Guitar Panda

    760. Do Not Want

    761. Anticlimax

    762. Enter Lpenguin

    763. Shades of White

    764. Deal or No Deal

    765. Scruffy, the Janitor

    766. Citadel's Landing

    767. Oops, Wrong Way

    768. Sending

    769. Technical Difficulties

    770. Problem Solved

    771. Foresight

    772. Don't Be TARDIS

    773. ZOMG!

    774. How Long Have You Been Standing There?

    775. Visiting the Grave

    776. Drafted

    777. Weapon Update

    778. Test Drive

    779. Propaganda

    780. Domestic Dispute

    781. Lavidor Attacks

    782. Minoblendy's Extradimensional Wardrobe

    783. Vulion Returns

    784. Alternative Solutions

    785. Invasion Force

    786. Lpenguin's Still Getting the Hang of This

    787. Nebbar, Gnome Illusionist

    788. Debating Tropes

    789. Afraid of Death

    790. Death Magic

    791. Resurrecting

    792. Lavidor is Upset

    793. Lying Takes Control

    794. The Truth

    795. What Just Happened

    796. A Black Key?

    797. Traveling Light

    798. Ruins of the Bloodfang Clan

    799. Lazor Warfare

    800. Shoop Da Woop


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