Quote Originally Posted by JaxGaret View Post
It could be a running joke in the campaign that your party fails skill challenges. Hard.

"How did you get to be the captain of the royal guard, Lord Bobthefighter?"

"I started by failing to tie my shoes*, then graduated to failing to negotiate important peace treaties. I failed to detect an assassin, fell in every pit from here to the edge of the world, and I've never solved a puzzle in my life. That's given me a lot of opportunity to practice my swordwork..."

"How about you, High Priest Bobthecleric?"

"Failure brings me closer to my divine patron."

"Avandra?"

"No, Bahamut."



* Actually because there's no Use Rope skill so it's an untrained Dex check...