Snuggles in 3.x
The One True Snuggles
Small Magical Beast (Augmented, Kitteh)
HD 3d10+36+21 (87)
Speed 240 ft. (48 squares)
AC 90; touch 85; flat-footed 88
(+2 Size, +2 Dex, +12 Luck, +12 Insight, +30 Natural Armor, +25 Divine, +7 Deflection)
Divine Rank 25
BAB +3; Grp +57
Attack Epic Claw +63 melee
(1d2+24 damage, 20/x2)
Full-Attack 2 epic claws +63 melee (1d2+24 damage, 20/x2) and epic bite +60 melee (1d3+24 damage, 20/x2)
Space 2.5 ft.; Reach 0 ft.
Special Attacks Spell-Like Abilities (Sp)
Special Qualities Scent (Fear), Magic missile immunity, fire resistance 30. Damage reduction 35/epic. SR 40. Fast healing 20. Always maximize roll. Deity immunities.
Saves Fort +45 Ref +48 Will +44
Abilities Str 18, Dex 30, Con 25, Int 27, Wis 27, Cha 24
Skills Balance +32, Craft (Fear) +23, Climb +26, Concentration +24, Hide +38, Intimidate +Yes, Jump +30, Listen +23, Move Silently +30, Perform (Decapitation) +23, Spot +23, +10 competence bonus to all other skills
Feats Stealthy, Weapon Finesse, Quick Draw, Exotic Weapon Proficiency (Human Corpse)
Environment Your house. To the left of your chair. Don't look.
Organization Alone, hopefully
Challenge Rating 15
Spell-Like Abilities Snuggles can use disintegrate at will as a 35th level sorcerer, and greater dispel magic, haste, and see invisibility 3/day each as a 15th level wizard.
Magic Missile Immunity (Ex) Snuggles replaced one of its eyes with a Brooch of Shielding. This also grants it a +Yes bonus to Intimidate.
Always Maximize Roll Greater deities automatically get the best result possible on any check, saving throw, attack roll, or damage roll.
Deity Immunities A deity is immune to polymorphing, petrification, or any other attack that alters its form. Any shape-altering powers the deity might have work normally on itself. A deity is not subject to energy drain, ability drain, or ability damage. A deity is immune to mind-affecting effects (charms, compulsions, phantasms, patterns, and morale effects). Snuggles is immune to electricity, cold, and acid, even if the attacker is a deity of higher divine rank. Snuggles is also immune to disease and poison, stunning, sleep, paralysis, and death effects, disintegration and effects that imprison or banish creatures. (Such effects include banishment, binding, dimensional anchor, dismissal, imprisonment, repulsion, soul bind, temporal stasis, trap the soul, and turning and rebuking.)
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Seriously, you lose.
It was nice knowing you.