Quote Originally Posted by The Vorpal Tribble
There was literally this little ole mexican grandma sticking puppies up her skirt


um... didn't need to know that one, champ.

And yes, it made me sad to see 3.75 formatting return for 4E. Of course, there were worse things in that particular MM...

Quote Originally Posted by 4E Monster Manual
HP 1; a missed attack never damages a minion
I had a BSOD on that... I believe my exact rant went along the lines of "So their one redeeming feature is that if you don't hit them, they don't die? They actually have to spell that out? Are there monsters that die regardless of what you do?"