Okay, if you're the King of Doodling, Mr. Xerillum, I am the Jester of Doodling. My doodling mediums trancend mere paper and pencil, and extend into the jesterly realms of origami and cello! My doodles make tiny children (other than me) cry. My doodles consist of chickens suspended from balloons, waging war on flying jars of pickled sea otter eyeballs, and other such strange and unoriginal things. I once managed to make a triple-headed evil penguin out of folded paper!

... Enough bragging.