2008-10-31, 05:57 AM
Re: Charity Rejects D&D Money - Let's Write Letters!
Every 10 seconds, an imp dies from lack of blood of the innocents.
Originally Posted by dish
Every minute, an archdevil gets murdered by passing angels.
Every hour, a worshipper of Satan gets burnt alive.
With just 1 pound a month, this could be stopped.
It takes £23 to feed an imp for the rest of it's life.
It takes £284 to install the defences necessary to murder said angel.
It takes £529 to save a worshipper of Satan from the flames, and to give them a chance of a new life.
We need your donations. If you wish to donate, please call 616-666-616-666
Last edited by Castaras; 2008-10-31 at 06:03 AM.
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