I also, have the pleasure* of having a cat in my house. He attacks the furniture, the dog, my geckos (or tries, anyway), everyone who gets near him, and anything he feels like attacking. He also spills drinks, Sleeps in food, and is in general a pain. Snuggles I can easily see existing. Good Cat? Not a chance.

That said:
CANIP FOR THE CAT GOD!!! YARN FOR THE YARN THRONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*Sarcasm