Quote Originally Posted by Tamburlaine View Post
I like Michael Collins, but Buzz has the cooler name.
When I was seven-ish, I was reading a book about Apollo 11, and I thought, "HAHAHA! 'Buzz Aldrin', that's like 'Buzz Lightyear', what a coincidence! Hahahaha! ...Wait...."

The voice of Obi-Wan Kenobi surrounded me in mystical light:

THAT'S NO COINCIDENCE! THAT'S A MARKETING PLOY!


...wow, I haven't told a joke that forced in a looooooooooooooooooooooooong time.