Tokyo Girl? Tokyo Girl?
Deary: This is for you. (and all of de ladies)
My favorite short story that a friend of mine has written was a piece investigating the history of tetris and how it relates to an obscure astromphysiological phenomenon unique to the lands of Russ, where any set of blocks set in order, no matter what type they are, will simply vanish, and it was first called unetrissing, and eventually people made a game of it with more and more complicated shapes until 4 because standard.
And then stalin came and started putting people in the boxes as a method of execution that left behind no body or mess.