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    From Memesville:
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    The Lolrus and Anonymous
    took all the memes aside.
    "O Memes, do come and walk with us
    And I will be your guide
    I haz a shiny bukkit
    In which some of you can ride."

    The little memes all hurried up,
    Quite eager for the treat:
    Their coats were brushed, their faces washed,
    Their shoes were clean and neat--
    And this was odd, because, you know,
    They hadn't any feet.

    The Lolrus and Anonymous
    Walked on a mile or so,
    And then they rested on a rock
    Conveniently low:
    Where all the little memes were standing
    Waiting in a row.

    "The time has come," the Lolrus said,
    "To talk of many things:
    Of pirates--ninjas--bukkit thiefs--
    Of internets--and memes--
    And why did raiser b1ade confess--
    And why Rick Astley sings."

    "But wait a bit," the memes all cried,
    "Before we have our chat;
    For some of us are out of breath,
    And all of us are fat!"
    "No hurry!" said Anonymous.
    They thanked him much for that.

    "A loaf of bread," the Lolrus said,
    "Is what we chiefly need:
    Pepper and vinegar besides
    Are very good indeed--
    Now if you're ready, dearest memes,
    We can begin to feed."

    "But not on us!" the memes all cried,
    Turning a little blue.
    "After such kindness, that would be
    A dismal thing to do!"
    "The night is fine," the Lolrus said.
    "Do you admire the view?

    "It was so kind of you to come!
    And you are very nice!"
    Anonymous said nothing but
    "Cut us another slice:
    I wish you were not quite so deaf--
    I've had to ask you twice!"

    "It seems a shame," the Lolrus said,
    "To play them such a trick,
    After we've brought them out so far,
    And made them trot so quick!"
    Anonymous said nothing but
    "The butter's spread too thick!"

    "I weep for you," the Lolrus said:
    "I deeply sympathize."
    With sobs and tears he sorted out
    Those of the largest size,
    Holding his pocket-handkerchief
    Before his streaming eyes.

    "My dear memes," said Anonymous,
    "You've had a pleasant run!
    Shall we be trotting home again?'
    But answer came there none--
    And this was scarcely odd, because
    They'd eaten every one.

    -by Happyturtle


    From Tales of Kyou II:
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    If I played werewolf long enough in Kyou
    I'd find a way to believe that it's all true
    I'm not saying that you lied
    straight-faced while Llama died
    Still I look to find a reason to believe

    Someone like you makes it hard to lynch
    Somebody else
    Someone like you is easy to lynch
    You should point at yourself

    If I gave you time to change my vote
    I'd have to actually read the stuff you wrote
    I know I just picked
    your name off the list...
    Still I look to find a reason to believe

    If I played werewolf long enough in Kyou
    I'd find a way to believe that it's all true
    I'm not saying that you lied straight-faced while Llama died
    Still I look to find a reason to believe

    Someone like you makes it hard to lynch
    Somebody else
    Someone like you is easy to lynch
    You should point at yourself

    -by Happyturtle


    The Murska Constant:
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    [music= Hungy Like the Wolf by Duran Duran]
    (Ha ha)
    Dark in the village, night full of desire
    Steam in the kitchen, go put out the fire
    Do-do do do, do do do, do do do, do do do, do do
    Wolfy you want me, I hope Iím baned
    And catch my edits while weíre going insane
    Do-do do do, do do do, do do do, do do do, do do
    In touch underground
    I'm on the hunt I'm coming after you
    Who made that sound, I'm lost in a crowd
    And I know Murska is a wolf
    Straddle the line, parody and rhyme
    I'm on the hunt I'm after you
    Mind is alive with juices like wine
    And I know Murska is a wolf


    Stalked in the forest, too close to hide
    I'll be upon you by the moonlight side
    Do-do do do, do do do, do do do, do do do, do do
    Better start running, you know that Iím right
    Leading the mob by pitchfork and torchlight,
    Do-do do do, do do do, do do do, do do do, do do
    In touch under ground
    I'm on the hunt I'm after you
    Donít come around, itís you that I found
    And I know Murska is a wolf
    Strut on a line, parody and rhyme
    I bring the village after you
    Mind is alive all running inside
    And I know Murska is a wolf
    -
    (Murska is a wolf
    Murska is a wolf
    Murska is a wolf)

    Burning the ground I break from the crowd
    I'm on the hunt I'm after you
    Donít come around, itís you that I found
    And I know Murska is a wolf
    Strut on a line, parody and rhyme
    I'm on the hunt I'm after you
    Mind is alive with juices like wine
    And I know Murska is a wolf

    Burning the ground I break from the crowd
    I'm on the hunt I'm after you
    Donít come around, itís you that I found
    Strut on a line, parody and rhyme
    I'm on the hunt I'm after you
    Mind is alive with juices like wine
    And I know Murska is a wolf

    [/music]

    -by Supagoof


    From Jack the Ripper:
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    [music = American Pie by Don McLean]
    A long long time ago
    I can still remember
    How that wolf games used to make me smile
    And I knew when I joined in like Fin
    That I could help the villagers win
    And maybe they'd not lynch me for a while
    But Day three made me shiver
    With every point that I'd deliver
    Bad news in the game thread
    I found out that I was dead
    I can't remember if I lied
    When asked about my team's side
    But something touched me deep inside
    The day the Goof has died
    So...

    Bye, bye to a villager guy,
    Made a posting, now a ghosting from up in the sky
    Them good ole wolves were laughing deeply inside
    Singing this'll be the day that I die
    This'll be the day that I die

    Did you write the rules of this game
    And do you point at people for their fame,
    If the wagon tells you so?
    Now do you believe in reading it all?
    Can the Goof's words save your mortal soul?
    And can you explain why your point at Cristo?
    Well, I know that Mordy's in love with him
    'cause I saw them prancing with the nymph
    They both kicked off your shoes
    Said Goof, parody the rhythm and blues
    I was a old school rhyming rappin' buck
    With a game being played with Llama's and Duck's
    But I knew I was out of luck
    The day the music died
    I started singing

    Bye, bye to a villager guy,
    Made a posting, now a ghosting from up in the sky
    Them good ole wolves were laughing deeply inside
    Singing this'll be the day that I die
    This'll be the day that I die

    Now, for two years we've played on our own
    And the forum has slowed down to the bone
    But that's not how it used to be
    When the Goof sang parodies of Atreyu and Faerwain
    In a coat he borrowed from Indurain
    And a voice that came from you and me
    Oh and while Llama was looking down
    The Goof guarded his thorny crown
    The courtroom was adjourned
    No verdict was returned
    And though Murska got pointed at by Jontom Xire
    They both knew what was their desire
    And winning was all that they aspired
    The day the music died
    We were singing

    Bye, bye to a villager guy,
    Made a posting, now a ghosting from up in the sky
    Them good ole wolves were laughing deeply inside
    Singing this'll be the day that I die
    This'll be the day that I die

    Holy moly with a roly poly,
    They slipped one past the narrating goalie,
    Speaking of how the game was going fast
    Perhaps they were smoking grass
    The wolves tried for a forward pass
    With the Goof was on the sidelines in a cast
    Now the half-time air was sweet as most
    While Dirk Kris updated the daily post
    We all got up to dance
    Oh, but we never got the chance
    'Cause the wolves tried to take the field
    The villagers refused to yield
    Do you recall what was revealed
    The day the music died?
    We started singing

    Bye, bye to a villager guy,
    Made a posting, now a ghosting from up in the sky
    Them good ole wolves were laughing deeply inside
    Singing this'll be the day that I die
    This'll be the day that I die

    Oh, and there we were all in one place
    A gaming group who was lost in space
    With no time left to start again
    So watch out Jack be nimble, Jack be quick
    Jack Ripper killed them hookers slick
    Scrying is the devil's only friend
    And I watched him dance about the stage
    My hands were clenched in fists of rage
    No I shouldn't be so cruel
    I won't break the games rules
    And as the wolves silently killed on in the night
    To light the sacrificial rite
    I saw Jack laughing with delight
    The day the music died
    He was singing

    Bye, bye to a villager guy,
    Made a posting, now a ghosting from up in the sky
    Them good ole wolves were laughing deeply inside
    Singing this'll be the day that I die
    This'll be the day that I die

    I sat by, and I sang the blues
    And I watched for updates with the news
    But soon I smiled and turned away
    I went werewolf central,
    Where I'd made music years before
    But Shadow there said the music wouldn't play
    And in the streets the children screamed
    The losers cried, and the wolves dreamed
    But not a word was posted
    The good guys all were ghosted
    And the three people I admire most
    Alarra, Indy, and Zeb the Troll,
    They caught the last game with a role
    The day the music died
    And they were singing

    Bye, bye to a villager guy,
    Made a posting, now a ghosting from up in the sky
    Them good ole wolves were laughing deeply inside
    Singing this'll be the day that I die
    This'll be the day that I die

    Sooo bye, bye to a villager guy,
    Made a posting, now a ghosting from up in the sky
    Them good ole wolves were laughing deeply inside
    Singing this'll be
    the day
    that
    I
    die
    ...[/music]

    -by Supagoof


    Well, you can tell by the way I still walk,
    I'm a baner's man, now let's all talk.
    Music loud and blood's still warm.
    I've been killing wolves since I was born.
    And now I'm all right, I'm O.K.
    But I won't look the other way.
    We can try to understand
    The voting records effect on man.
    Whether you're the Devil
    Or whether you're the Alpha,
    I'm stayin' alive, stayin' alive.
    Feel the wolves breakin'
    And ev'rybody shakin'
    And I'm stayin' alive, stayin' alive.
    Ah, ha, ha, ha,
    Stayin' alive.
    Stayin' alive.
    Ah, ha, ha, ha,
    Stayin' alive.

    -by RedScholarGypsy


    From Kingdom Hearts:
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    Who does he think he is? That narrator has tangled with the wrong man. No one forgets to PM Murska!

    Heh heh. Darn right.

    Forgotten? Rejected? Publically Humiliated! Why it's more then I can bear.

    More beer?

    What for? Nothing helps. I'm disgraced.

    What you? Never! Murska, you got to try to get back into the games one way or another.

    Gosh it disturbs me to see you Murska,
    Arguing about all your tactics.
    Every guy here'd love to be you Murska,
    Because we all think your fantastic.
    There's no man in the game as feared as you.
    You're everyone's favorite player.
    Everyone's in awe and terrified by you,
    And I'm not just another nay sayar...

    Noooo...

    Ooonnne's...

    Slick as Murska
    No one's quick as Murska
    No one's eye as incredibly green as Murska,
    For there's no man in town worth all the babble,
    Perfect a pure paragon
    You may be compared to likeness of Shadow,
    But I'll tell you whose team we'd prefer to be on

    No one's been like Murska
    A king pin like Murska
    No one's got us all to give in like Murska
    As a specimen, yes, I'm intimidating
    My- what an eye, that Murska

    Give five "hurrahs!"
    Give twelve "hip-hips!"
    Murska is the best
    And the rest is all drips

    No one fights like Murska
    Says he right like Murska
    In a heated debate nobody writes like Murska
    For there's no one as seeing and knowing
    As you see I've got receptors to spare
    Not a bit of him's blinding or slowing
    (That's right!)
    And ev'ry last inch of me's free of all hair

    No one hits like Murska
    Matches wits like Murska
    In a spitting match nobody spits like Murska
    I'm espcially good at expectorating
    (Ptooey!)

    Ten points for Murska!

    When I was a pixie I played four dozen games
    Ev'ry morning to help me get fame
    And now that I'm grown I play five dozen games
    So I'm roughly distrusted by NAAAME!


    No one shoots like Murska
    Makes disputess like Murska
    Then goes tromping around with refutes like Murska
    I use trophies in all of my decorating
    Say it again
    Who's an Eye among men?
    And then say it once more
    Who's the hero next door?
    Who's a super success?
    Don't you know? Can't you guess?
    Ask his fans and his five hangers-on
    There's just one eye in town who's got all of it down
    And his name's M-U-R- S -
    M-U-R-S - K -
    M-U-R-S-K - ah!

    MURSKA!!!

    -By Supagoof (Link to original song)


    From Spytrap V:
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    At first I was afraid
    I was petrified
    Kept thinking I could never live with wolves on all my sides
    But then I spent so many nights thinking how I voted wrong
    And I grew strong and I learned how to play along
    And so we're back
    In cyberspace
    I just logged in to find you here with that wolfy grin upon your face
    I should have changed that stupid vote
    I should have made you the lynchee
    If I'd known for just one second you'd be back to 'wagon me
    Com'on let's go
    Use your red text
    It's turned around now
    Cause you're the one who's dying next

    Weren't you the one who tried to kill me with a false scry
    You think I'd crumble
    You think I'd lay down and die

    Oh no not I
    I will survive
    Oh as long as I know how to type I know I'll stay alive
    I've got all my roles to live
    I've got all my votes to give
    I'll survive
    I will survive
    Hey, hey!


    -by RedScholarGypsy


    (PM me or post these! Supagoof's brilliance must be archived!)

    --Common Knowledge--

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    Murska Constant: Murska is always a wolf. ALWAYS.

    The Rule of Shadow: If Shadow has not been night-killed by day three, he is a wolf. Lynch him.

    What Hyozo has learned playing Werewolf:
    • -Murska is always a wolf.
    • -Murska is frequently not a wolf.
    • -All wolves point randomly.
    • -All wolves are bandwagoners.
    • -Only wolves like to keep a low profile by frequently missing days
    • -Only villagers get autolynched.
    • -Shadow usually isn't a wolf, I still shouldn't ever trust him.
    • -Using petty revenge to determine early votes is meaningless and likely to get me lynched.
    • -Using petty revenge to determine early votes is better than nothing and therefore a good idea.
    • -People who claim to be a villager never really are villagers.
    • -Sometimes people who claim to be a villager really are villagers.
    • -Wolves don't point at each other on days where it makes a difference.
    • -Wolves like to point at each other to make it look like they're not on the same side. Since changing points would make them look extremely suspicious, this means that wolves frequently start bandwagons against each other.
    • -When a wolf is likely to be lynched, other wolves join the bandwagon to throw suspicion off themselves.
    • -Wolves covet easily defended positions, the easiest of these for them to gain is "I was the vote that pushed that wolf bandwagon into the lead, clearly no wolf would do that."
    • -Whenever I have a theory which I believe to be worth telling people, it is probably wrong.
    • -Whenever I have a theory which I do not believe to be worth telling people, it is probably right, and I will probably die before I change my mind.
    Last edited by Thufir; 2011-06-11 at 09:22 PM.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Cobra_Ikari View Post
    *is too much awesome to behold*

    *runs awaaaaaay*
    Quote Originally Posted by Introbulus View Post
    Decent? Are you kidding? That is an epic win, good sir. *Shakes your hand*
    Quote Originally Posted by Jibar View Post
    Thufir I love the chess set and wish I had my own.