I don't think I've been on television.
I get that a lot though, not sure why. I think it's either Polish or near there, maybe Czech?
Ah, yes, that'd be the camera. I'm not sure why it did that... (using the computer's built in webcam)
I get that a lot as well (that I'm younger than people thought I'd be). Some people have thought I was upwards of 30, but usually it's around 21-23. My age is listed in my profile though, if that helps.
Well you cheat, obviously. You're a druid, you can just cast Control Weather and call it a day.