GLoG XIII: Bring It On, Omnipotent Beings!

[Boo]

Gabe looks at Turtle. You'd think he'd be smiling if he could. "No, no," He laughs, "It just reduces the age, and physical attributes by so and so years. Doesn't effect his mentality at all." Which is very true.

Of course, he was too distracted by Happy to really notice what Not-Phyllis did.

[Ashen Lilies]

The point is moot. He will be fine now.
She turns around, and the wand slithers back her arm, reforming into the snake bracelet.

[happyturtle]

Turtle sits on the chair next to Fan and lays her head next to his on the pillow, praying to Neirian to spare his life. She doesn't seem reassured by not-Phyllis.

Raven, grieving for Turtle's pain but unable to do anything to spare her, returns to standing guard over Melody.

((deadtime for a few hours))

[Ashen Lilies]

And not-Phyllis stands guard over everyone, being naturally suspicious of Raven and his Lawful Evil-ness.

[Boo]

Francis Gabriel something or other reaches to tap his head in though yet again, but instead of his dome, he hits a hat. A tophat. How odd. He removes it from his head, and stares down at it in his hands. "When did this get on my head?" He wonders aloud.

[happyturtle]

((Undeadtime))

Turtle and Raven are still in the infirmary.

[Kaelaroth]

ZOMG! Izza Christmas Kaela!
...
In the form of a little furry pink monkey, with burning coals for eyes, a slightly lolling obsidian tongue, a confuzzled expression, and a lopsided pink and purple Santa hat.
Sitting on Raven's head. Suddenly. As if by frickin' magic.

[happyturtle]

Raven immediately shapeshifts into a mouse, scurries a few feet, then reforms as a sabertooth tiger, ready for combat with whatever was on his head.

[Kaelaroth]

Kaela remains in midair. As if Raven hadn't suddenly shrunk and left him to fall to a tumbley death. His hat remains adorably lopsided.
IT DOES!

[Reinholdt]

Butler heads into the infirmary to change bedpans and such. He stops when spotting the various multi-colored animals, unsure of whether to call animal control.

[Fan]

As the purest flames of not phyillis purge his systems of the stone bane oil Fan stirs allittle his player silently thanking unconsiousness for its painless benfits.

[happyturtle]

"It's okay, Raven. It's Kaela," Turtle says. "You can stand down."

Raven shifts back to his human form. "Ah, Kaela. I've heard of you."

Turtle is still sitting by Fan's bed, stroking his forehead.

[Kaelaroth]

Kaela' still floating in the air, and, gently, he rotates as he hovers, silently, to look at Butler, his eyes emenating faint plumes of smoke, mysterious-like, before his roaming, over-large tail disrupts his Santa hat, and knocks it over one of his eyes. EEEEEK! He eeks, as his eyes promptly incinerate the hat, faint dust falling to the ground. Coughing adorably, the little monkey waves at Happy, and raises one eyebrow at Raven.

[Reinholdt]

The half naked butler stands there looking confused. "Er... anything I can get for you, sir, ma'am?"

[Fan]

Fanboy sitrs alittle, buit his player has to leave for holiday things.

[happyturtle]

Turtle gives Kaela a sad little smile. "Come here, darling."

"Some food and drink for both of us, please," Raven says to Butler.

[Kaelaroth]

(Hm. Catboy. Heh. I've killed catgirls over the years, in Freeform. Will catboys prove any harder... The player muses.)

Kaela floats towards Happy, but stops at Raven's voice, shivering slightly. Big bad man. Big. Bad.

[Reinholdt]

"Of course, sir. Right away, sir." Butler heads out and prepares some Christmas food and drink to return with.

[happyturtle]

Turtle attempts to take Kaela in her arms and huggle him. "Raven is my uncle. He won't hurt you. You just startled him, is all."

[Kaelaroth]

No. In long run, he will hurt you, though. Not yet, yet, though. Kaela says, being pulled out the air, into a nice human huggle, sighing happily, perhaps laying down words of true prophecy, straight from his precognitive circuitry. Perhaps not. Noticing his lack of hat, a new one quickly rebirths itself, lopsided, on his head.

[Reinholdt]

Butler returns with some nice steaming ham and potatoes, as well as eggnog and water, amongst other things not named. He carries it all expertly on a tray like at a restaurant. "Here you go sir. Here you go ma'am. And a banana for the monkey sir." He tries to hand the pink monkey a banana.

[Kaelaroth]

The monkey blinks, looking around for a monkey, before realising that the butler must really be quite insane, and takes the banana out of fear, more than anything else. Eating it, because, well. Bananas are cool.

[happyturtle]

"Thank you Butler," Raven says, and eats.

Turtle is huggling Kaela for comfort, so ignores her food. "No, Uncle Raven would never hurt me."

[Reinholdt]

He politely nods to the monkey, then turns to Raven. "Thank you, sir. It's really my pleasure, sir. Anything else you require of me sir?"

[Kaelaroth]

Not yet, no. Kaela says, all warm and nice, before, shuddering, he sinks into another timestream, and out of sight, leaving only a banana skin and Santa hat behind.

((deadtime))

[Quinsar]

Mint is still in the infirmary.

[Lex-Kat]

Melody/Huggles crawls out, mewing.

[Quinsar]

Mint is repeating her name, over and over...

[Reinholdt]

Butler looks at the mewing Melody. "Er... would you like more milk or fish, ma'am?" He finds her extremely odd, but that's no reason not to be polite.

He also goes over and checks on Mint. "Are you alright, ma'am? Do you need anything ma'am?"

[Lex-Kat]

Judy goes to Mint's side, not knowing what happened. What's going on, Sweet?

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Mmmm. Yes, please. Mew. She rubs up against his leg.