GLoG XIII: Bring It On, Omnipotent Beings!

[The Bushranger]

Dani nods. Yeah. And he hasn't dealt with me yet. That's going to change, but how.
The normal cheerful, bubbly, cuteness is gone...her voice is cold and hard, and a look into her eyes would be frightening.

[happyturtle]

"He needs to die. And we need to use whatever means necessary to make sure he stays dead." Raven says.

[Vespe Ratavo]

Vespe grins. Now that's something I can get behind. So what are we going to do? Soul jar? Maybe throw him into the void between worlds and throw away the metaphorical key?

[The Bushranger]

I vote we chuck him into the Far Realms, myself...

[Fan]

Fanboy waltzes into the conversation wearing his new outfit. (*points to avvy*)
"Throw who into the far realm?"

[Vespe Ratavo]

Alek. Also, nice outfit. He's done something quite dreadful, I'm afraid. Vespe turns the monitor back on for a moment, revealing the most distressing contents of the box which I am far too lazy to type out again. He clicks the monitor back off. See why?

[Fan]

"Ah, I see. that is rather bad. Far realm is too easy to escape, and some entity there caling himself "Topsy" likesto throw indivudals he finds fun back onto the material plane. so, there is a chance he would still be ported back. Maybe the negative energy plane? Positive energy plane? he is dead either way."

[KerfuffleMach2]

Runner, in motorcycle mode, rolls in through the entrance. Once inside, he transforms into his normal mode and looks around.

[Vespe Ratavo]

That works, but the Void might be a good choice. He'd be trapped for eternity in nothingness, wedged between universes, completely unable to escape. I think that's fair payback for what he's done.

[Fan]

"The void it shall be then. we will need to find a way to nullify his psionic powers though. I don't want either of us getting mind fracked in the process."

[Vespe Ratavo]

Victoria is probably better with that sort of thing.
Victoria suddenly appears, wearing a bathrobe, dripping wet, and looking rather surprised. She sighs. Why is it you always call me at the worst possible time?
More entertaining that way?
Anyway, what do you need? She asks Fan.

[Fan]

"Just something that will portect us against the evil Alek's mind fracking powers temporarily. What I have barely works at this range, and well if its a proxmity= power thing then we may have some trouble."

[Vespe Ratavo]

Alek is powerful, I'm not sure if I can give you anything to protect you completely. However... Victoria reaches into her bathrobe pocket. I can give you...a rubber duck? She looks quizzically at the rubber duck. She squeezes it. It squeaks. Wrong pocket. She reaches into the other pocket, producing what appears to be a thin sheet of tinfoil, and hands it to Fan. That's not ordinary tinfoil, it's psychotronically reinforced to defend against psychic attacks. Crumple it up and put it in your hat. It'll help.

[Fan]

Tinfoil hats.. XD
Fanboy takes the tin foil, and presses it into the top of his new hat. Trying not to ruin the nice felt lining.
"thanks. Hopefully coupled with our normal defences this will be enough."

[Ashen Lilies]

Kris-the-Slayer walks into the room.
A tinfoil hat? Stylish.

[KerfuffleMach2]

Runner walks up to a bare spot on the wall and transforms into the jukebox. As I must deadtime.

[Vespe Ratavo]

Interestingly, it turns invisible and intangible as he presses it into the hat. Evidently, Victoria is telling the truth about it being all high-tech. I can only hope so.
You could enter Alek's mind, and fight his subconscious while we fight him physically.
Perhaps. It would be incredibly dangerous, but it might work.

[Fan]

"Well, I still have some of the physic power that came with being a Anne Rice Vampire, so I can go with that plan."

[Vespe Ratavo]

And all Time Lords are at least slightly psychic.
Some more than others, obviously. The main problem is that if he's aware of us in his mind, he can completely annihilate us. What would be best is to infiltrate his subconscious, so that he can't actively use his power against us. Maybe we could even sort out some of his problems while we're in there. I doubt it, though.

[Fan]

"that reminds me of this game. Physconauts. Except it was all deranged, and involved a meat circus."

[Ashen Lilies]

Wait, are we trying to cure him or kill him?

[Vespe Ratavo]

I remember that game. It was fun.
Where do you think I got this? Victoria holds up a Psycho-Portal Door.
We're going to kill him. Frankly, curing him would be nigh-impossible, and even if we did, he'd probably just snap back to being evil.

[Fan]

"Well, I don't think he should live personally. He's simply beyond redmpetion."

[Ashen Lilies]

Hey, didn't Shas try to use some poison that prevented resurrection on you Fan? Why don't we use that on him?

[Fan]

"Becasue that is chessy, and would earn us much hate from the entity known as "the Player of Kaelaroth."

[Vespe Ratavo]

Because we're going to do one better. We're going to toss him into the Void, the gap between worlds, where he'll be stuck in absolute nothingness for the rest of eternity, completely unable to escape. Or maybe he'll just die, and his corpse and soul will float in nothingness where no one can retrieve them. Either way, we win.
((Deadtime))

[Fan]

Fanboy walks off to prepare deadtiming as he does so.

[KerfuffleMach2]

Runner undeadtimes. Still in the main room. Still in jukebox mode.

[FireFox]

Sam undeadtimes and goes into the kitchen to retrieve a bottle of whiskey.

[KerfuffleMach2]

While he sees Sam, Runner will scan him and store the info away.