[3.5] List of Half-Breeds

[Prak]

This has me pondering, has there ever been a published (WotC or 3rd party) half-human/half-halfling, half-elf/half-halfling, and/or a half-gnome/half-halfling?

well, I know that the 3.5 novels had Lidda and gimble as a possible pairing, so...

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I'd like to see that list out of morbid curiosity...

Wow. After reading through all of that, I'm going to point out one thing:

Why do we assume that all these pairings are consensual? Ropers have needs too, and, well, a dwarf hole feels just like any other hole.

Maybe a bit hairier.

I've got B&B, I can shed some light...
aeller tend to be the result of elves liking flying so much that they spend significant periods of time polymorphed as giant eagles, and, well giant eagles are, IIRC, sentient, so... things happen.
Wendigo tend to be the result of dwarves getting lost in snowy areas, going feral, and joining a pack of winter wolves.
Lashers are the old arcane experiment idea.
Burrower (half gnome/umber hulk is the result of an umber hulk priest performing a complex ritual to evil elemental gods.
Lurkers are the result of a gnome trying to shadow walk through a cloaker, or the children of such accidents.
Morlocks (Gnome/Troglodyte) are the result of gnomes being exiled into the underdark by the gods and being accepted into Trog settlements as, basically, teachers and artists.

[Mercenary Pen]

Has anyone mentioned the Ogrillon? Half-Ogre, half-orc.

[Moonshadow]

What, no love for Owlbears? they are half-owl/half-bear, after all, so don't they fit?