ABR Discussion Thread XVI: Matters of Futures Imperfect

[Keris]

I'm back!

Miss me?

You were gone?

[Green-Shirt Q]

I'm back!

Miss me?

You were gone?

[EDIT] OH COME ON!!!

[T-O-E]

Ooh, spooky.

[Keris]

I ninja'd someone while being ninja'd on a different forum... Karmic.

[T-O-E]

*High-fives The Gremlin*

Go team!

[CrimsonAngel]

[DoomITP]

I'll back you up crimson Go team annoying!

[memnarch]

And there's the new template; oooo.... looks like its head just got blown off!

[T-O-E]

Has Nightwing been beaten?

[The Gremlin]

CA, you should be grateful. I considered, instead of the bottle of hair dye, drawing a toilet with teh words 'hare die' scrawled on them.
And showing teh same image over and over is a Nightwing thing. Looks like I'm gonna have to bring in Charles the god-modder.

[Ninja Chocobo]

Right, after two hours of playing with a two-year-old more articulate than CA, I think I'm fully--

I'll back you up crimson Go team annoying!

...
hi agian guys mis me lol
...
I jest, mostly. My head still hurts, though.

[Eita]

Holy crap! Back again! Maybe for real this time!

[Nameless]

OK!

Does this OOTS version of me look emo to you?

Nope, sorry, no side bangs.

And seriously 5 FRICKING PAGES?!?!

[Mina Kobold]

Brain hurting... ow stop with crazy posts.

Anyway. Inns gets lots of visitors in this kinda world (holiday visitors, bums, couples out eating together, travelers, adventures, etc.) so there's a good change the spies will find a UNA hater. What if the inns are their HQs where thy coordinate the spies work while the Innkeeper at the main inn-HQ is the area leader and has a Detta for informing the resistance and a wine barrel with extradimensional space for smugling and introducing possible new recruits. The inns used will change at times to hide them from the UNA and the leaders (example: Chriky and Ven) will be the only ones who now the current positions of them all at all times.

HEY I'm still not on the list of resistance members Mad Mask .

[Tiffanie Lirle]

I'm back!

Miss me?

Holy crap! Back again! Maybe for real this time!

Hi again.
*waves*

[Threeshades]

Shades, did you kill Crims with an Xbox?

[Fay Graydon]

*Reads first two pages*
ARRRRRGH I CANT STAND THIS!
*Skips ahead to current page*
please...
no more kiddy film references CA

[Ninja Chocobo]

please...
no more CA

That would suit me juuuust fine.

[Fay Graydon]

Hey! i didnt say that

[Kazul]

Maybe we should just create another banter thread... like random or spam banters or I don't really know. But I guess the rest of playground wouldn't really be happy with another ABR thread, so just calm down, CA.

@Keveak: I still don't know what is with the whole inns thing, but the idea might actually work...

@Keris (about keys): Oh. I've never thought of that. Nevermind then, I guess.

@Lying: Are you going to make a response comic to my comic (like, I don't know, in which you free my character) or am I forced to do some kind of deus ex machina (like plotgoblins getting me out of ice )?

Oh, and I will post my FI character bio later today.

Edit: /\ But you've certainly thought that while writing

[Bayar]

Edit

*cough*
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*gasp* what's this? Tiffanie actually finished something she said she'd work on?

Damn straight.
Caramell dansen

It'll take a moment to load before it starts, so give it a bit.

I decided to settle for Igon, Lying's beard was just a pain to draw. <.<

Words cannot describe teh awesome that this is.

Hmm, will get started on it tomorrow.. but no promises.

As for now, I'm off to enter a magical portal found under my blanket, that can only be entered by laying there for about 10 minutes. At which point one will black out, and find themselves lost in a world much cooler then this one.

I should do that more often.

Maybe we should just create another banter thread... like random or spam banters or I don't really know. But I guess the rest of playground wouldn't really be happy with another ABR thread, so just calm down, CA.

Ironic that we made the discussion boards just for spam and ****. Now we need a spam thread and a serious discussion thread...

[Fay Graydon]

Words cannot describe teh awesome that this is.

Agreed... if only i new how to animate (and could be bothered) then id do an ABR one

[Mad Mask]

Words cannot describe teh awesome that this is.

If you think this is awesome, wait until you see my trailer for Future Imperfect. I've started the story board and it's already incredible.

[Lyinginbedmon]

@Keveak: I still don't know what is with the whole inns thing, but the idea might actually work...

@Lying: Are you going to make a response comic to my comic (like, I don't know, in which you free my character) or am I forced to do some kind of deus ex machina (like plotgoblins getting me out of ice )?

The Inns and taverns idea did work, the original Exersus Resistance got a ton of supporters from there, partially because if captured shortly afterwards they could often blame intoxication.

It'll need to be a touch complicated, the Lying in Alphantica can't use magic. The Lying on the island/Leroy can however.

[chriky]

I've not been on over christmas and i've missed 17 pages of discussion could somebody give me a breif idea of what was said.

[Tiffanie Lirle]

Random Fi planning.
CrimsonAngel's post'amania
Igon dancing to CaramelDansen

The usual.

Edit- Oh, and Shades of gray and Eita are back.

[Mad Mask]

Random Fi planning.
CrimsonAngel's post'amania
Igon dancing to CaramelDansen

The usual.

Edit- Oh, and Shades of gray and Eita are back.

I'd hardly call planning Future Imperfect random.

And Eita's back ? Wonderful.

[Lavidor]

I herby nominate myself chairman in charge of deciding whether or not Crimson Angel should stay on the internet.

...

He should not.

Seriously though, there's a report button on posts. Don't make me use it.

[Kazul]

@Lying: Well, that's the problem, mainly because my character has thing to tell to Igon (ok, not only to Igon himself, but you will see) and as far as we can assume he told them off panel, they are quite important for my char development, so I don't know.

@Fayt: Love how Crimson is smiling while getting killed

Edit: dun dun duuuun

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Okay, my FI character:

avy is the picture

Name: Kazul, son of Krutek

Nickname: Dragonslayer

Race: former orc, currently undead [I'm sure there is a template for that somewhere in BoVD... you know, not the skele one, but the other one]

Class: extremaly high level warrior, but not epic yet

Alignment: Lawful Neutral

Side: ALF

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Backstory:
- born in 870 AC to Krutek, leader of one of the most powerful orcish tribes - tribe of Devouring Fire

- in 887, queen Sildyu murdered his father, tricking him to believe it wasn't her, but Ielmiog, a purple dragon, hiding somewhere in Bloodlands so efectively, that she couldn't manage to find him in her quest to slaughter every single purple dragon in the world

- Kazul swored venegance. Being new tribe leader, he united under his reign the rest of great tribes and with his best warriors started a long journey to Bloodlands

- in 890, they finally managed to find and kill Ielmiog and came back to Grand Tusk Plains...

- ...where Kazul realised that he is no longer a leader. New leader (who actually got this position with help and approval of Sildyu) banishes him and few of his most loyal soldiers.

- in 892, Kazul founded dragon slaying group. Other founders and generals were gnomish enineer Ranzwicket Peyew, periclan marksman Teon "Goldenshot" Maen and arcanian mage Mecacer Saiwan

- the group soon became more powerful and by the year 895 they had become the strongest enemy of Moonelf Empire, although they still weren't aware of that - in they belief, they were just killing random dragons

- everything changed in the beginning of 895, when the group managed to get in trap and kill one of the most loyal dragon of Sildyu, yellow dragon called Iobboiz. The battle took place on the teritory of Grand Tusk Plains and led directly to attacking and conquering them by Sildyu few weeks later. During the battle, Goldenshot got wounded in his legs and poisoned badly, which makes walking on his own almost impossible. Also, most importantly, entire four got marked by a spell and became targets for entire Sildyu army. In addition, the battle took place on the teritory of Grand Tusk Plains and led directly to attacking and conquering them by Sildyu few days later.

- after battle one of the slaves of Iobboiz, ex periclan soldier, told army generals about current world situation.

- friends rapidly realised the danger they and their army are in. The army got disbanded, and four generals went to nearby watchtower, waiting calmly for their certain deaths. In the meanwhile, Ranziwcket puts gunpowder in entire tower, making it ready for detonation.

- just few hours before arrival od Dragon Empire armies, Mecacer discovered letter Iobboiz was writing to Sildyu. The letter was about ways of conquering Arcania. Iobboiz wrote in it that the easiest way to conquer her would be by betrayal of one of the higher ranked civil servants

- after reading the letter, Mecacer got really furious, scared and, to be honest, snapped off. He realised his beloved homeland is in grave danger and that he, due to the marking spell, isn't even avalaible to warn her. Hovewer, suddenly he got an idea.

- he realized the marking spell works only until the death of subject. So he killed Kazul and resurrected him as an undead. He told him to go to Arcania, tell Arcanians about the danger and protect them as long and as good as he can

- and so Kazul left the tower and his friends. He hid in the nearby and at dark cut himself a path through enemy dragons. In the same time, Mecacer casted Maximized Greater Fireball and destroyed tower and themselfs. Few dragons also died in the explosion.

- unfortunately, when Kazul got to Arcania city it was already besieged. He was killing every lone dragon or group of soldier he could reach, but surely that had hardly any influence on the battle.

- after the fall of Arcania, Kazul was travelling all around the isle in hopeless search of survivors of the siege. Of course he didn't find anyone.

- during the frozening of Arcania by Dragon Empire, he got accidentally frozen and has been inprison in the block of ice ever since.

Reasons to be member of resistance:
- good friend of him told him to protect Arcania and Arcanians and Lying is the only alive Arcanian he is aware of
- he had been frozen for five centuries, every friend or relative of him is long time dead, plus he knows almost nothing about modern world
- he feels that the UNA world won't be really happy with existance of grumpy, undead orc warrior in their perfect world, while in the resistance he isn't even the strangest person
- he has been fighting for his entire life and the war with sovices is the only actual war, so...

[Fay Graydon]

@Fayt: Love how Crimson is smiling while getting killed

By Rel's "Rapier Wit!"