Rutskarn's Roly-Poly Rebellious and Rejected Random Banter #110

[Fredthefighter]

Ah but do you know this one: Click da linky!

[Rutskarn]

Ah but do you know this one: Click da linky!

Novel? Perhaps.

A dramatic entrance? Not hardly!

Sir, I demand satisfaction. Take your warmup in earnest, and then the duel can be properly joined!

Or will you concede so easily?

[Coplantor]

There's quite a few PC games as well, not counting the ones I download straight to disc.
Oh, and the PS2 box and Gamecube rack aren't included in that.
Nor the N64 games or collection of handhelds.
I'm quite serious about my gaming.
The piles would be bigger if I had a job.



Cat-Muffins don't have faces. Just porous holes. Wherein we deconstruct items to their molecular structure, take what we need and then hurl the rest away.
This is why we neither poop, nor truly eat or drink. We just feeeeeed.

A job, that sounds like a good idea, maybe from the leftovers from paying college I'll be able to finally get some more games.

Somewhat related comment: I'm playong disgaea 1 and really enjoying it, man that game makes me laugh.

[Lyesmith]

Novel? Perhaps.

A dramatic entrance? Not hardly!

Sir, I demand satisfaction. Take your warmup in earnest, and then the duel can be properly joined!

Or will you concede so easily?

I think, really, that two false-starts are grounds for a disqualification.

[Coplantor]

C'mon freddo! Dont dissapoint me lke this! You cannot loose before starting!

[Rutskarn]

I think, really, that two false-starts are grounds for a disqualification.

Nonsense! I will see this duel to its conclusion.

[CurlyKitGirl]

@Coidzor: being Cornish means I'm one of half a million tourist - hating farmers/fishermen/yokels from Cornwall. Technically, the Cornish are the remnants of Celts. Then again, so're the Welsh, Irish, Picts, Manx, people of the Channel Islands and half the people of England.
Baths' pretty much got it bang to rights.

I'm now happy. Dave's showing what seems to be all of Red Dwarf II. Classics series from a classic comedy show. I can't wait for Tongue Tied.
'Cause girl you make me tongue tied
Tongue tied
Ner-ner-ner ner nee nung nirl

And Holly decimalises music.

[Dallas-Dakota]

This is one Deary who will not be taking part in the battle.

Deary? Damn...I can see where this is going....
Deary>Deery>Deer>Bambi (or maybe that corellation will only occur in my twisted mind.)

In any case....good God, no.

Why do I keep thinking this is a secret SCRUBS reference?

[Coidzor]

Why do I keep thinking this is a secret SCRUBS reference?

Because you're a dirty, dirty fifteen year old little man? I keep thinking back to Candi and that's just not right. ...Actually, y'know what? Click the link in my sig.

[Dragonrider]

Why do I keep thinking this is a secret SCRUBS reference?

I've never seen Scrubs, so I wouldn't know.

I think I'm mostly Celt...Welsh and Scot, that is. But I'm also one-eighth German.

[Rutskarn]

Not to distract from the Epic Duel of Epicness going on, but does it seem to me that the primary export of the RB thread is nicknames?

Of course, many of my nicknames are pretty personal. I can't really see anyone else using Muffaroo, Draggers, Dallydock or Copplah.

[Jibar]

A job, that sounds like a good idea, maybe from the leftovers from paying college I'll be able to finally get some more games.

When I'm living by myself and all that money that would be spent on furniture and the like will instead be spent on video games.
I'm planning on having a living room consisting of a TV, various consoles, and a lava lamp. Maybe a cushion to sit on.

[Dragonrider]

I think Muffaroo is awesome and will attempt to use it whenever possible.

Because this is RB. And that's what we do.

[Fredthefighter]

Fine then good skeleton, prepare to die.
The lights shut out suddenly, the dark envelops all, an eery silence blankets the room, suddenly the silence is broken by the song "For those about to Rock (We salute you)" by ACDC, red lights fly across the darkness, illuminating a giant hand coming closer to the floor.

Around the hand a barrage of fireworks strike against the darkness. Atop the hand, Fred stands, in traditional Dwarven war armour, his trusty axe across his back.

Fred raises his hand to the sky, lightning flashes across the background, thunder rolls in the sky, the ground shakes, volcano's burst and hurricanes are stopped dead in their tracks.

Fred leaps into a flying spin (Sort of like Sonic) as Fred lands an Arena appears beneath his feat and his axe is drawn, it shines with a golden glow and as the song reaches its pinnacle, Fred grows to enormous size and lets free a primal roar, the roar shakes the very walls of the forums, "BEHOLD RUTSKARN, MY TRUE POWER! I AM NOT A MERE DWARF! I AM FREDERICK... THEODORE... FIGHTER!"

Fred holds his axe high and slams it into the ground, the fires of hell burst through the cracks in the ground. A mighty runecarved gate rises behind Fred, the gate opens and Dragonic demons pour through, after a few seconds of being in this world, each demon flies into the sky and bursts into a mighty explosion that rocks the very fabric of time itself.

Fred looks down at the arena and says "You can't fool owls"

[Dallas-Dakota]

Of course, many of my nicknames are pretty personal. I can't really see anyone else using Dallydock

Who thought up that one for me?

Also, weren't the duels held in the Arena in the town?

[Rutskarn]

Ready to begin, are we?

Prepare, good Theodore, for defeat most ignoble.

[Kneenibble]

My nickname when I worked some years ago in the kitchen of a pub was Bambi.

*flaps in, lands on Aziraphale's shoulder, and pecks popcorn*
So is this thing happening or what?

[Lyesmith]

I've no nicknames, actually, 'cept for Knenibbles witty puns on my namey.
But i'm a giver, more than a reciever.At least in nicknames.

[Dragonrider]

I've no nicknames, actually, 'cept for Knenibbles witty puns on my namey.
But i'm a giver, more than a reciever.At least in nicknames.

'Zira. Me likey that one.

[Rutskarn]

Who thought up that one for me?

Yo.
@Kneenibble: These take time to write.

[Dallas-Dakota]

Oh.

Azi, I've always thought you of as Azi...

[Coplantor]

When I'm living by myself and all that money that would be spent on furniture and the like will instead be spent on video games.
I'm planning on having a living room consisting of a TV, various consoles, and a lava lamp. Maybe a cushion to sit on.

Add my deep purple poster and it would be my ideal living room.

EDIT: @Ruts: Wait, am I Coplah?

[Fredthefighter]

Bring it on. I do not accept defeat willingly, the only person who has ever beaten me in matters of imagination is my father, he was the one who I have gotten my imagination from, he was the one who trained me, and that was 8 years ago, I have since outgrown his imagination, I am unmatched, prepare to be served.

[Cristo Meyers]

I've had so many nicknames I can't keep track of them all. Probably a good thing, since more than 3/4 of them weren't exactly flattering...

[Dragonrider]

You're my Unc. That's what I'm calling you from now on.

[CurlyKitGirl]

'Zira. Me likey that one.

Yep.
Aziraphale = 'zira/'Zira and Angel
Kneenibble = Kneen
dallasdakota = DD
EmeraldRose = ER
boss smiley = Eggy
Jibar = Cat-Muffin, Jibbers, Jibjab, Jib, Mufaroo and some others.

@DeeRee: you'll never be called Bambi. I don't want your mum to get shot!

[Kneenibble]

I did not mean to hurry anybody, Rutmarm, I apologize. I was badly ninja'd in that post.

[Dallas-Dakota]

Cristo- Waiit....I don't have a nickname for Cristo....

I'l have to think one up now.....Playground, help me?

[Sneak]

I think I picked the worst username for nicknames.

I dunno if that's a good thing or a bad thing.

[Dragonrider]

@DeeRee: you'll never be called Bambi. I don't want your mum to get shot!

Thank you.

That movie scarred me for life...