Rutskarn's Roly-Poly Rebellious and Rejected Random Banter #110

[unstattedCommoner]

I am shocked and appalled, m'lady! Shocked! And appalled! D:

You won't trick me with your rustic Cornish charms, I must head back to London town post-haste lest my father cut me from his will.

*rides off on a horse*

You would do better, Sir, to head for your father's country estate directly, lest you become embroiled in the wicked licentiousness of the town.

Also: stand and deliver.

[Dr. Bath]

Will? Wills have nothing to do with it!
You're just going to pick up floozies with that Ph.D!
And I thought we had something special!

With this face (see left)? I doubt it.

*pats on the head consolingly*

[Rutskarn]

Also: stand and deliver.

Whoah, whoah, Money or your life!

Dootdootdoodoo-DOO DOO doo!

[Fredthefighter]

Now that I think about it, Three of my uncles were in WW2, one was a Pilot, the other in the Navy and the third was a Guerilla soldier.

And Also: No one seems to notice Fighter's when they are making ambushes, despite if they wear Full-Plate, then again, this is +5 Mithral Full-Plate of Speed. *Smacked off of the head with the flat of the blade of my axe*

[Lyesmith]

With this face (see left)? I doubt it.

*pats on the head consolingly*

*Soothing hug*

There there. Even Wayne Rooney got a girlfreind.

[Thufir]

A whole conversation about the name/word Randy, and no-one's mentioned the Spike quote from Tabula Rasa. Shame on you who haven't memorised a sufficiently high percentage of all 7 series of BtVS.

"Randy Giles?! Why didn't you just call me Horny Giles, or Desperate-for-a-shag Giles? I knew there was a reason I hated you."

Ah, the fun of memory loss.

[Fredthefighter]

I guess Uncalculable wealth helps, yes, its best not to calculate how much Footballers have (Money wise).

[randman22222]

Okay, now my nickname is starting to annoy me. Let's find a new one, shall we?

[Rutskarn]

A whole conversation about the name/word Randy, and no-one's mentioned the Spike quote from Tabula Rasa. Shame on you who haven't memorised a sufficiently high percentage of all 7 series of BtVS.

"Randy Giles?! Why didn't you just call me Horny Giles, or Desperate-for-a-shag Giles? I knew there was a reason I hated you."

Ah, the fun of memory loss.

Thought about it, but I didn't want to cite one of my sources of British slang as being a fictional character from an American TV show.

I'd probably lose street cred.

[Lyesmith]

A whole conversation about the name/word Randy, and no-one's mentioned the Spike quote from Tabula Rasa. Shame on you who haven't memorised a sufficiently high percentage of all 7 series of BtVS.

"Randy Giles?! Why didn't you just call me Horny Giles, or Desperate-for-a-shag Giles? I knew there was a reason I hated you."

Ah, the fun of memory loss.

I thought I'd allow someone else the pleasure.
Ah, Spike.
I do love the bit on the swings, though.
"Come on, son! A watcher scoffs at gravity!"

[Fredthefighter]

Okay, now my nickname is starting to annoy me. Let's find a new one, shall we?

You are now called Hornigruff goat

[Coplantor]

Meh, the only thing regarding WWII in my family is a desertor (is it well written?). Anyway, it seems that there is a common word in spanish wich was created after an ancestor of mine. Also, as an interesting fact, I follow a religion wich some of my elderly ancestors tried to prevent from expanding.
Oh, and another one, during the middle ages was responsible for a lot of bloodbaths. Intresting family.

[randman22222]

You are now called Hornigruff goat

*Foreheadsmack.*

Fine. You know what? Call me that.
*Crosses fingers for reverse psychology to work.*

[Rutskarn]

*Foreheadsmack.*

Fine. You know what? Call me that.
*Crosses fingers for reverse psychology to work.*

Sure thing, Hornigruff.

Hm. That's too wordy.

Can I just call you Horni?

It's either that, or Foreheadsmack.

[Fredthefighter]

You know Coplantor, although you are a member of AMEN as Draken is (Draken is the Archnemesis of Frederick Theodore Fighter) you have a politeness and noble courage that he lacks, I respect you for that. You seem more of a lovable outlaw than a hellspawned force of darkness.

[randman22222]

If this call-Randy-hor—

DEJA VU!

...No, this hasn't actually happened before.

Anyway, if this call-Randy-horni thing catches on, I think I'll have to... Well, I'll have to restrain myself.

[Dr. Bath]

I dunno, I think Hornigruff isn't too bad. Isn't that right Hornigruff?

I was in AMEN once. I fought a fish, inside a different fish, with a scrubbing brush... Yeah...

[Coplantor]

You know Coplantor, although you are a member of AMEN as Draken is (Draken is the Archnemesis of Frederick Theodore Fighter) you have a politeness and noble courage that he lacks, I respect you for that. You seem more of a lovable outlaw than a hellspawned force of darkness.

That's because I started my evil career as a lovable yet a little bit deranged (OK, completly nuts) outlaw.

[Lyesmith]

I quite like Horni as a nickname for Randy.
All those in favour?

[Coplantor]

I quite like Horni as a nickname for Randy.
All those in favour?

I second this.

[Fredthefighter]

The thing is that I actually cut Draken (The character) in half in the Glass Citadel. Then I discovered it was a simulacrum.
The whole thing started over him trying to derail the "In remembrance of Mordokai" thread, as it was in the RP section, I RPed as Fred would, he would tell Draken to "BEGONE!" then he challenged me to a duel and I kicked his scrawny dracolich behind.

[Lyesmith]

I second this.

Motion carried.

[Fredthefighter]

All Hail Horni! Hail Horni! Hail Horni! His Horniness Knows No Bounds!

[randman22222]

Is this revenge for me casting you as Jibar's psychopathic stalker?

@^: That's just going too far.
I hate you all! Well, as much as I'm capable of, which isn't much. Or at all. :S

[Rutskarn]

Motion carried.

Aye.

Well, the ayes have it, Hornigruff. Welcome to your new life...

...in Hell!

[Coplantor]

The thing is that I actually cut Draken (The character) in half in the Glass Citadel. Then I discovered it was a simulacrum.
The whole thing started over him trying to derail the "In remembrance of Mordokai" thread, as it was in the RP section, I RPed as Fred would, he would tell Draken to "BEGONE!" then he challenged me to a duel and I kicked his scrawny dracolich behind.

mmmm, I should really get outside from AMEN HQ, I have no idea of what's going on in the FFRP reality.

@^: Or... In America!

[Fredthefighter]

There once was a man who complained of his name so many times that eventually he was named Hornigruff.
Now all we need is two people, one named Randigruff and the other named Gaggingforitigruff.

[randman22222]

There once was a man who complained of his name so many times that eventually he was named Hornigruff.
Now all we need is two people, one named Randigruff and the other named Gaggingforitigruff.

You've incurred from me the worst a man could do.
*Battleshipped.*

[Fredthefighter]

And now my retaliation:


You have been UFO'd
EDIT: Would you rather be called RandiGruff?

[Dallas-Dakota]

I actually understood all those physics jokes. Laughed at all of them. Ah, geekery is lovely.

I've also noticed that for lots of Playgrounders their nicknames are steadily becoming more complex:

Dragonrider
Drider/DRider (long - standing)
DeeRee
Dri
And many odd ones like Gun

TwoBitWriter
TwoBit
TwoBi/TwoBee
Tooby
Daddy Tooby

CurlyKitGirl
CKG
Curly
Koorly
Ko(with umlauts)rly
Koorli

Rutskarn
Ruts
Rusty
Rusty Carnage
Serveral others.
No Carny though.

Today's been fun. Spent four hours reading books in shops, well bits of books, but I still remember where I am in all of them and then I decided to walk the whole way home.
Walking at my absolute slowest I could tolerate, stopping for ten minutes to have a read and pausing every now and then to drink or stare at the gigantic cloud bank over the bay . . . and it still took me thirty five minutes to get within quarter a mile of home. So I went to even longer way home.
Got home at five to five.
Let me recount: stopping at a bakers' for snack and drink, and then slow walking and it took thirty five minutes to get home.
Curses. I don't count those last twenty minutes as I took the most roundabout route I could. And spent ten minutes sitting on a bench waiting for my normal Saturday bus home to go past where I was so I could start moving again.

I thought D-D was popular nickname for me as well...Confirm/deny?