The G.A. Building

[Haruki-kun]

Godmodders Anonymous

A two-story building stands, looming over whatever is in front of it. Inside, there is a large room, with stairs to the right, leading to the upper floor. In the far end of the room there is a small platform for speaker's to stand, and a large banner on the wall reading "The GA: Welcome!"

To the left, there is a long table with food and drink for everyone, and there are chairs all over the room to accomodate a large number of people. Haruki stands on the front platform and looks at anyone who may or may not be in the room. "Welcome, everyone! Welcome to the GA Meetings! I'm Haruki, and I'm a godmodder."

The Rules:

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ZOMG NONE!
Except for the forum rules, that is.

The GA Building is a place where Canon and Continuity are void. Ironically, Godmodding is allowed in here, because of that same reason. Since Continuity is void, it's perfectly alright if your character, who was godmodded to death a few posts ago somehow gets better.

EDIT: Do not, however, actually control other people's characters.

It's a godmodding area, so please, don't complain about it. If you don't like it, you don't have to be here.

[Ashen Lilies]

Suddenly, in a bout of severe melancholy, Haruki begins smashing his face into the wall. Over, and over, and over, and over, and over, again. Then he does it more. Then he slumps over, dead, because he ended up smashing his skull and banging his brains into the wall.
...
*squish*

[Haruki-kun]

Haruki gets better....

"Oh, hang on, let me fix this a bit."

*checks the rules over*

EDIT: "There! Fixed! Now, please, remember, people! We're all here to get better! Let's try to control it! The first step is to admit you have a problem. Now... Any volunteers?""

[Ashen Lilies]

Ah right. I get it now.
KR-15 comes in and injects Haruki with a syringe, which makes him swell up like a balloon until he pops. KR-15 looks at the steaming mass that used to be Haruki.
Lolcat: I r doin it rite?

[Haruki-kun]

Haruki's leftover right hand pulls a lever and drops an Anvil on KR-15 A REALLY heavy Anvil.

The Angel respawns and walks on stage again. "Yes, you are doin' it rite. Would you like to come up and say a few words?"

Without waiting for a reply, Haruki fixes KR-15 and shoves him on the stage, puts the microphone in front of him and three spotlights.

[Ashen Lilies]

Affirmative: Yes.
A few Words: You are all going to die, meatbags.
And then he set off the nuke hidden in his chest, utterly destroying the building, and everyone in it.

[Haruki-kun]

Haruki pulls out an Umbrella and opens it, which covers him from the blast. The building is destroyed, then starts rebuidling itself.

[Vespe Ratavo]

Vespe drives in, inside a flaming ice cream truck. He runs over Haruki and KR, before exploding in a shower of ice cream cones, which explode with tiny nuclear explosions.

Yay.

[Haruki-kun]

"Hey! The building's rented! try to be a little nicer!"