GLoG XV: Beware the Ides of GLoG

[Inigo Montoya]

...Thanks. Anyways, I bet you're wondering why I can understand you.

[Mee]

She nods.
"I was curious as to that . . . " [/draconic]

[Inigo Montoya]

I have a fairly universal translator. I understand most languages.

[happyturtle]

"even so. Its not really that hard. Also what in the 9 hells is a "gene"?"

Fanboy scowls in his sons direction... not happy with him alking like he knows more than everybody.

Turtle snuggles against Fan, quietly happy. Times like this make it all worthwhile, she says to Fan. I just wish...

[Mee]

I have a fairly universal translator. I understand most languages.

"Oh.
Babel Fish?" [/draconic]

[Inigo Montoya]

...Yeah, sorta.

[Rebonack]

"Hey, don't worry about me," Avatar responds to Alexis with a broad grin. "I'm capable of more than it seems."

Woo, line from her theme song.

"A gene is a functional unit of dee in a that codes for a particular protein product. In layman's terms it's a-oow!"

She rubs the back of her head as Magtok's nefarious paper air-plane crashes into her. Avatar frowns at the projectile and peers over her shoulder to see if the person who threw it is acting inconspicuous.

[Fan]

"That it does Happy. That it does."
Fan reutrns the cuddleing with a affectionate hug, and a kiss.

Micheal goes to find a room.

[celtois]

No I understand you can do something. I just don't know what you can help with as I didn't plan it.

[Mee]

...Yeah, sorta.

She nods.
"Now, can you go make me a pizza?" [/draconic]

[Fan]

"anyway. You seemed sad earlier.. Is something wrong?"

[happyturtle]

It made me remember my mother. She disappeared when I was a girl. Fan will get a mental image of a young woman with long black hair and brown eyes. Michael is so lucky to have found you. It made me envious.

Sadly, there will be no reunion with Turtle's mother, as Yvette is quite emphatically dead. But neither Turtle nor Fan know that.

[Fan]

"I'm so sorry to hear that Happy... Maybe one of these days we can go looking for her. If you want I can send out a divination right now... If that would make you feel better."

[Inigo Montoya]

Errr...sure.

[Rebonack]

"I dunno?" Zee shrugs. "Kick the demon in the shins and tell him to play nice? You would be surprised how often that helps."

And with that she unfolds the air-plane to see if there's anything written inside.

[celtois]

I probably would....I've never really considered violence a good answer though.

[Mee]

Errr...sure.

Zoe waits for her pizza.
((Sorry about this, Inigo.
>.< ))

[happyturtle]

You can do that? Really?

[Rebonack]

"Good isn't good if there's no justice," Zee states in a particularly lawful good sort of fashion. "If an evil being is allowed to continue doing evil without any form of recompense after being given a chance to turn from evil ways then all you're doing is allowing innocent people to suffer."

Her seriousness level just jumped considerably.

She's going to have to do something really silly soon.

[Inigo Montoya]

Inigo goes and fetches the pizza. He returns with a frozen pizza.

You have fire breath?

[celtois]

If you do what terry does when his characters aren't being strange enough. >.<
I may have to hurt you.


But it is. Good is compassion. Justice can be the person realizing what they have done. The pain of what they have done.

[Mee]

"Only a bit, and that wouldn't do too much good, as it would just burn parts, and leave the rest raw . . . " [/draconic]

[Fan]

You can do that? Really?

"IF you give me a description I can find her location. Yes."

[happyturtle]

Turtle gives him a detailed mental image. Of course it's fifteen years out of date.

[Lord Magtok]

Meanwhile, Magtok whistles innocently after having tossed the airplane, fiddling with his nefarious scissors, which still have a bit of paper stuck to them. Nothing in the airplane, however.

[Inigo Montoya]

Hmmm....Alright. I'll be back.

30-45 minutes later, Inigo returns.

Here's the pizza.

[Mee]

She smiles, and starts to eat it.
Ignoring the hotness of it.
And the molten cheese . . .

She seems to enjoy it, though.

[Rebonack]

The Narrator has wondered if the inquirer has seen the Narrator's usual brand of silly. The lawn gnomes are one. The Random Encounter™s are another. And Avatar is yet another. Though she doesn't act pointlessly silly. Not random insanity. There is structure to it.

Because what's the point of a joke if no one gets it?

"Compassion is good. Giving people a chance to turn away from evil is good. But to allow evil free reign is to favor the rights and well being of the evil-doer above those who they harm. Who they enslave. Who they slay and trample under-foot."

Zee sighs, leaning back in the couch. "All that's required for evil to win is for good people to do nothing."

[Inigo Montoya]

Why are you here Zoe?

[celtois]

There is a difference between helping with words. Between that of helping with violence. Alexis sighs. I help with words.