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TwoBitWriter's Tubular Tracts of Thought-Talking Random Banter #111
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I think it's time we get this thing started!Last edited by TwoBitWriter; 2009-01-06 at 11:34 AM.
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Re: TwoBitWriter's Tubular Tracts of Thought-Talking Random Banter #111
I like dogs and cats. How about you people?
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I do like cats, but have always been more of a dog person. That being said, the only kind of pet I can reasonably accomodate in my home is a cat, so that is what I have.
I can't wait to buy a house and get a dog... Black Labs are my favorite breed.
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i think i want a pet squirrel. they're just so cute and fluffy! it overwhelms my cynicism-based defenses.
reno dakota there's not an iota of kindness in you
you know you enthrall me and yet you don't call me it's making me blue
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I wanted a chocolate lab, but stupid HOA laws in my neighborhood don't allow anything over 25 pounds! Stupid...
So my mom got me a chihuahua. Yay. (note the lack of enthusiasm)
But now he's family and I love him dearly and missed him terribly while I was away.
Dirky by Beans!Officially putting in for an extended leave of absence.
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A *BOOGIE!* for tradition and guys, seriously, can't let these threads go so fast.
Also I have had an interesting day. A... lot going on.
Now I'm going to go write a short story about quantum mechanics gone horribly wrong!
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Does anyone else find the Labradoodle to be an abomination?
Edit: And Dirk, It's easy to love any breed of dog, even if you normally find them annoying. I'm sure if I got a chihuahua I would feel the same way...
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Re: TwoBitWriter's Tubular Tracts of Thought-Talking Random Banter #111
heck my entirely-hypothetical pet squirrel would eat a chihuahua. fox squirrels get pretty big, and i bet they got at least 4 points more dex than any ol' dog.
also, squirrels are known to prey on other animals, according to the wikipedia. primarily other small rodents and such, but still. ain't nobody afraid of a chihuahua.reno dakota there's not an iota of kindness in you
you know you enthrall me and yet you don't call me it's making me blue
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I think my Decisions and Games lecturer is a communist.
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This post made me die in BRD and I failed a quest that took about 2 hours.
GEE THANKS.Nobody helped me in any way, shape or form with this avatar, I found it in a child's shoe.
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Is it wrong that I wish you meant a Chocolate Laboratory?
Also, I really think they should make a perfume 'Cute Poison'. It really does sound like it could be one, doesn't it?
@^: dun worry. That means you've just made a hundred gold or so for auctioning off. It's not much, but at least you got that, right? And maybe more skill, and the knowledge of not to stand in a patrolling NPC's path.
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hahahahahahaha! No, I feel your pain. I was in SFK last night, and people kept messaging me, and I'd find myself typing my macros in the messenger window. I died a lot.
As for the previous discussion, dogs are massively superior to cats. Oh, cats understand the rules, they just choose to ignore them. They wouldn't get off the furniture when I come in the room if they didn't know they weren't supposed to be there. #&$% cats.Johann Krauss by Recaiden
Spoilermorbidwombat (9:40:07 PM): I am not a sandwich, nor a mode of transport!
blackomen341 (9:40:18 PM): Then what are you?!?!
morbidwombat (9:40:35 PM): I...I have no idea.
morbidwombat (9:40:45 PM): <.<
morbidwombat (9:40:49 PM): >.>
morbidwombat (9:40:58 PM): *Has existential dilemma*
Not-Edible itP!
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CP, you don't have to credit me. Plus, you made your avatar better, thereby making it your work (or at least a collaborated piece) and thus not needing to give credit.
@^: I have.Last edited by Boo; 2009-01-06 at 12:49 PM.
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Um...
*cough cough*
So, um, anyone else like cheese?
@V: Of course not, that would be silly. I just wanted to point out that I have, in fact, heard of someone being mauled by a vicious cat.
Something similar also happened to a friend of mine's mother. My friend, her mother, and her grandmother returned home from the hospital (where the grandmother had been recently treated) and as they entered the house the grandmother's cat attacked my friend's mother completely out of nowhere. She needed 18 stitches in her leg.
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So, you're saying then that cats cause more hospitalisations than dogs?
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Oy, CP. Was the shine always there on that bottle of poison?
Allsooo... I gotta bass! (Just borrowing.) See You Thread in a sec.This avatar by Phase.
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Good day to all the people of the playground, I am just popping in to say Hello, maybe I'll discuss something, but I have to get ready for something in 5 or 10 minutes, so it will have to be short.
Firstly, my opinion on cats and dogs, I like dogs better, cats seem too fickle, also I have a Siberian Huskey, she is so adowable that it is unreal, some cats I like, e.g Reinholdt, my neighbours cat, tigers, panthers, jaguars and lions.
And now to discuss something else, what is your opinion on old martial arts movies, you know, the ones that are badly dubbed.This avatar pierces the heavens and is by Miss Nobody!SpoilerOriginally Posted by Anuan
"Whether it be impossible or laughable, Great men open up paths of battle! If there's a wall, we break it down! If there's no path, we'll make one with these hands! The heart's magma burns with flames!"
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ITT: People who have cats like cats better, people who like dogs like dogs better.
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