TwoBitWriter's Tubular Tracts of Thought-Talking Random Banter #111

[CutePoison]

Unless she's a floozy, and at it with Bearshark.

Oh shi-

At least you know it's the bearshark's though.

What with the grey skin and fins.

And possibly the fur.

[Coplantor]

Yes, we can see, but let's continue...

Boo who?

[CutePoison]

Boo.

(You see where this is going? Or DO you?)

Boo who?

(first joke I ever learned.)

[Cobra_Ikari]

Bearshark? Smexy. Though that child would be a nightmare.

*pulls Poison back in and dunks her*

[CutePoison]

Bearshark? Smexy. Though that child would be a nightmare.

*pulls Poison back in and dunks her*

*breaks your nose*

[Player_Zero]

Boo who?

No need to cry, we've all go to die sometime.

Now, the first person who can tell me where I got that gets a candy. And by candy I mean mystery happy fun prize.

Also, RB isn't just a place to play footsie with Cobra.

Don't make me tell teac- Rawhide on you!

[Coidzor]

What is this? SMBG? ...God, that always makes me think of the lovechild of an SMG and the BFG...

@_@ AND IT WOULD BE AWESOME.

[Cobra_Ikari]

*breaks your nose*

Aww. Meanie! v.v

*gets a cast for his nose, because he can*

[Coplantor]

What is this? SMBG? ...God, that always makes me think of the lovechild of an SMG and the BFG...

@_@ AND IT WOULD BE AWESOME.

Pardon my igorance but what are those?
And can someone please throw a bucket of cold water on cobra!

[CutePoison]

What is this? SMBG? ...God, that always makes me think of the lovechild of an SMG and the BFG...

@_@ AND IT WOULD BE AWESOME.

It would shoot and have hyper senitive hearing and be big and WE WOULD WIN WARS AND SHI- AHMG K CAN I HAS PIGGYBACK NAO

[Cobra_Ikari]

Pardon my igorance but what are those?
And can someone please throw a bucket of cold water on cobra!

...you obviously have not been in my pool recently. It's...60F or so. Plenty cold.

SMG = Submachine gun. BFG...you figure that one out yourself.

[Player_Zero]

No really, I must insist we have a topic here. It's a forum, see.

So. How was your day?

[CutePoison]

...you obviously have not been in my pool recently. It's...60F or so. Plenty cold.

SMG = Submachine gun. BFG...you figure that one out yourself.

Use new money please.

And The BFG was certainly... big and friendly.

[Coplantor]

My day kinda sucked, my mother plans to start workiing again so I had to prepare everything for her in the kitchen while she was on the beach. Then I had to clean the house, specially the mess she leaved in her room.

[Player_Zero]

My day kinda sucked, my mother plans to start workiing again so I had to prepare everything for her in the kitchen while she was on the beach. Then I had to clean the house, specially the mess she leaved in her room.

Wait, she plans to start working again so she went to the beach and left you to do all the housework?

Personally my day was alright. Went to a few lectures, played thirty five freaking pounds for a coursebook that was required for the module apparently, did very little else...

Suppose I should've eaten a bit more, I'm in from 9AM tomorrow for three hours in the same lecture hall. Good ol' MS02...

[Cobra_Ikari]

Use new money please.

And The BFG was certainly... big and friendly.

Use new money? I am confused. v.v

...and not that BFG. Assuming I haven't invented a Dahl children's book in my mind... >.<

[Coplantor]

Crazy, that's what happens when your mother has the mind of a 16 year old (please, 16 years old, is not a direct attack against you).

Well, she's paying my studies so I try to keep my mouth shut, she is quite temperamental.

[CutePoison]

Crazy, that's what happens when your mother has the mind of a 16 year old (please, 16 years old, is not a direct attack against you).

Well, she's paying my studies so I try to keep my mouth shut, she is quite temperamental.

move out

[Coplantor]

That's the first thing on my list after I finish college, well, that and getting a job related to what I studied and that I actually like.

[CutePoison]

Use new money? I am confused. v.v

...and not that BFG. Assuming I haven't invented a Dahl children's book in my mind... >.<

New money = decimal/celsius

and which then?! I'm talking Dahl here.

[Cobra_Ikari]

Ok. 15 degrees C or so. And I assumed it was a reference to the *coughs* "Bio Force Gun" of Doom. >.>

[Coidzor]

The Big... *ahem* Gun. BFG. Ultimate weapon from Doom.

My day was alright. Kinda need to get classes while I still can, but on the other hand, I've got some silly relationship things I kinda wanna see about...

[Coplantor]

Hey, zero, let me shar my pain with you a little bit for you might unserstand better than anyone else here.


This is the thing, I got a the end of evangelion DVD, I put that thing on the DVD player, I go to the language options and it doesnt allow me to play it in japanesse! I thought, well, after the original language, latin american dubs are kinda good, so, I press play on the remote and it was in spain spanish, wich sounds awfull.

[Player_Zero]

Bad dubs are the bane of my existence. They are crimes against nature and the peopel responsible should be imprisoned for life.

How many people have been put off of One Piece because of that crappy dub? One Piece is super special awesome, and now it's spoilt for so many people...

[Mr. Mud]

Or be chained to the trees instead of the good guys. It's still a person in front of your tree killing abomination tractor. And people who beat their pets, (eg dogs) should die a horrible, painfully slow, and agonizing Death. Preferably a fiery one... .

[/random rant]

[Coplantor]

By the way, I'll probably start to read one piece manga... but the ammount of episodes, gosh it is intimidating, you promise me that it will be worthy?

[CutePoison]

Kinda need to get classes while I still can, but on the other hand, I've got some silly relationship things I kinda wanna see about...

Ach, ALWAYS pay your whores within 2 days.

Life lesson, right there.

[Player_Zero]

I promise indeed. But you have to promise me that you'll read up to... Hmmm... Let's say the end of the Arabasta arc.

Anyhow, I'm off to bed. Night night all.

[Mr. Mud]

Ach, ALWAYS pay your whores within 2 days.

Life lesson, right there.

Seconded. I mean, 3 days is just being a jerk, and 4+ they will call the cops. . (if you never pay them, you'll wind on on Maury in the Morning...)

[Coplantor]

If I start reading it I'll probably read the whole thing. Is there any other manga you can recomend me, short if possible?

EDIT: @^Actually, if you dont pay your whores then we will porobably talking about one of the previous topics agaim but hey! You'll be able to perform that high kick you always wanted right?