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2009-01-17, 06:54 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Phase's Phully Phormed, Phalangeal, and Phantasmagorical Random Banter #112
I am envious of people who can sing. Why can't I? Everyone else I know can at least manage a fair belting of karaoke.
Now, Zero, that's the darnedalamalam conspiracy.
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2009-01-17, 06:55 PM (ISO 8601)
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2009-01-17, 07:05 PM (ISO 8601)
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2009-01-17, 07:06 PM (ISO 8601)
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2009-01-17, 07:07 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Phase's Phully Phormed, Phalangeal, and Phantasmagorical Random Banter #112
Everything I say is 100% TRUTH*
*may contain traces of lie
Loki avatar by Dr.Bath.
(I totally ship him and Curly. But shhh, it's a secret.)
Formerly known as Aziraphale.
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2009-01-17, 07:11 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Phase's Phully Phormed, Phalangeal, and Phantasmagorical Random Banter #112
Yeah, sometimes I wish I could sing. Then I just do it anyway and I feel better.
Seriously, though. I think if you have the courage to go out there and sing even when you have no talent whatsoever, people either respect you enough or feel bad for you enough to not comment on it.
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2009-01-17, 07:14 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Phase's Phully Phormed, Phalangeal, and Phantasmagorical Random Banter #112
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2009-01-17, 07:23 PM (ISO 8601)
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2009-01-17, 07:29 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Phase's Phully Phormed, Phalangeal, and Phantasmagorical Random Banter #112
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2009-01-17, 07:35 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Phase's Phully Phormed, Phalangeal, and Phantasmagorical Random Banter #112
Last edited by CurlyKitGirl; 2009-01-17 at 07:36 PM.
Bathatar!
Squid bones are lies.
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2009-01-17, 07:37 PM (ISO 8601)
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2009-01-17, 07:38 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Phase's Phully Phormed, Phalangeal, and Phantasmagorical Random Banter #112
This bottle of listerine mouthwash is clear itself but the liquid inside is coloured green. Not an opaque green like the sky, but rather a clear neon green which hints that drinking it would be bad but also open up to you a fantasy world involving one-horned horses and flying squirrels of great velocity and viciously attached to their own personal disillusions.
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2009-01-17, 07:41 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Phase's Phully Phormed, Phalangeal, and Phantasmagorical Random Banter #112
Last edited by Dr. Bath; 2009-01-17 at 07:41 PM.
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2009-01-17, 07:51 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Phase's Phully Phormed, Phalangeal, and Phantasmagorical Random Banter #112
I'm eating this crumpet you see, and now I notice that one of the keys on my keyboard has gotten a drop of tea splashed upon it. So I take my towel and wipe the key. But this causes it to press down just enough to press itself and so I end up typing '3' several times in a row.
I am not. No, not.Last edited by Player_Zero; 2009-01-17 at 07:58 PM.
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2009-01-17, 08:01 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Phase's Phully Phormed, Phalangeal, and Phantasmagorical Random Banter #112
This is completely acceptable. There are many advantages to having an orange peel in a grocery cart lit on fire. However, the odor of mercury, tabasco, and sulfur can occasionally grate the sensibilities of the average jaguar. This can be overlooked when when provides enough gunpowder and raw tea leaves to choke a wombat.
Spoiler<-I won this from Dr. Bath.Spoiler
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2009-01-17, 08:06 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Phase's Phully Phormed, Phalangeal, and Phantasmagorical Random Banter #112
Random noun random adverb random verb the noun every time on noun, this is because noun verb noun-noun-noun, you see noun is the noun. Verb is overrated but that is because noun is a noun.
Noun noun noun noun is the noun.
Noun noun noun noun is the noun.
Noun noun noun noun is the noun.
SpoilerHOOAAAAAAA!!
Denied it categorically.Last edited by Player_Zero; 2009-01-17 at 08:23 PM.
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2009-01-17, 08:35 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Phase's Phully Phormed, Phalangeal, and Phantasmagorical Random Banter #112
I now have a blog. Have a look if you wish. It contains those naughty profanities that you won't find here. If you like what you read send me a PM, or if you don't like it. I'd like to know how many people here read it.
Avatar done by me. If you want one then you clearly have no taste. I'll do one happily. You just have no taste.
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2009-01-17, 08:42 PM (ISO 8601)
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2009-01-17, 08:48 PM (ISO 8601)
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2009-01-17, 08:49 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Phase's Phully Phormed, Phalangeal, and Phantasmagorical Random Banter #112
Mouthwash is made of ew-some.
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2009-01-17, 09:01 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Phase's Phully Phormed, Phalangeal, and Phantasmagorical Random Banter #112
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2009-01-17, 09:01 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Phase's Phully Phormed, Phalangeal, and Phantasmagorical Random Banter #112
DEEREE!
*hugs*
I've missed you! Where've you been? Lurkin'? 'Cause you know that's mean to everyone here.
*blinks*
Now I really have to get to bed; it's 2 am sharp and my sleepy pills are kicking in very hard now.
Also hungry as I ate at four and then forgot dinner.
Oh well.
Sleepy.
Also; us Britlanders are men'al at this time of night if this page has anything to say about it.
Well, now that my mission (welcome huggin DeeRee) is accomplished I bid thee adieu.
Bathatar!
Squid bones are lies.
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2009-01-17, 09:08 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Phase's Phully Phormed, Phalangeal, and Phantasmagorical Random Banter #112
A lot of the homeless people who haunt this city downtown have such wonderfully fresh, minty breath. Believe me, their fantasy worlds have nothing so pleasant as unicorns or squirrels.
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2009-01-17, 09:17 PM (ISO 8601)
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2009-01-17, 09:18 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Phase's Phully Phormed, Phalangeal, and Phantasmagorical Random Banter #112
Intriguing... But why would the colour lie to me? I bought it crackers and mature orange cheddar which clashes with it ever so nicely even if it doesn't have the fresh minty smell. I suppose it could be upset that I didn't choose a nice blue... But then where would I find some blue cheese? That seems out of the realms of possibility to me, afterall blue cheese isn't actually blue and I doubt that if it was then it would be what it is which is not neon blue.
I am thirsty.
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2009-01-17, 09:23 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Phase's Phully Phormed, Phalangeal, and Phantasmagorical Random Banter #112
I'd suggest an appropriate drink, but I suspect you've already had at least a sample.
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2009-01-17, 09:31 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Phase's Phully Phormed, Phalangeal, and Phantasmagorical Random Banter #112
You would suppose wrong. Or perhaps wrongly. Or both. Or neither. Or both neither and both at the same time causing a contradiction in logic which therefore proves that I am Gandalf the Grey, since any logical contradiction can form a logically valid argument which can prove the absurd.
But I do believe that a sliver- ...There's a word for that... Cut... Pieces... Strand... Thorn... This calls for a thesaurus.
...Having consulted Mr. Thesaurus who lives in Norwich with a family of five and a dog affectionately named after the character Pongo from 101 Dalmations despite not actually being a dalmation but rather an abomination not meant for this world and which will one day go to town with a butterknife to all of his adoring fans and sensibilities, I have come to the conclusion that I've bloody well forgotten what word I just looked up having written that last paragraph.
Slice? It will do. Anyway, I've lost a slice of something or other apparently and I don't know where I put it.Last edited by Player_Zero; 2009-01-17 at 09:32 PM.
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2009-01-17, 09:52 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Phase's Phully Phormed, Phalangeal, and Phantasmagorical Random Banter #112
Quote Of TheWeekWhenever I Feel Like Updating It (last updated 1/17/12)SpoilerOriginally Posted by Phase
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2009-01-17, 10:17 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Phase's Phully Phormed, Phalangeal, and Phantasmagorical Random Banter #112
I submit to my good Zero of Player that a bolt of lightning, if properly seasoned, would make a delectable commercial break for any occasion. The skeleton in my toilet tank thinks so too, but I wouldn't listen to him.
He's quite mad, you know.Spoiler<-I won this from Dr. Bath.Spoiler
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2009-01-18, 01:16 AM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Phase's Phully Phormed, Phalangeal, and Phantasmagorical Random Banter #112
Well, I have a monster headache and it's time for me to go to bed.
Good night and hunt well.