Phase's Phully Phormed, Phalangeal, and Phantasmagorical Random Banter #112

[randman22222]

CSI Edition!

""Quite the scene we've got here, Bonzo." It really was, custard and clown shoes everywhere. Whatever happened here, it must've been big.

But Bonzo wasn't interested in that, he was busy with their only suspect. "What went down here? Come on, buddy, talk!"

The suspect yawned dramatically, and silently, and leaned against an invisible wall.

"What do you want I should do with this one?" The beat cop asked.

Bonzo smiled. "Take him with us. A mime is a terrible thing to waste."

...I'm goin' to hell for that one...

If it weren't for bad puns like these, I'd go insane. Bad puns, music, and GitP. Ironic, eh?

[Reinholdt]

CSI Edition!

""Quite the scene we've got here, Bonzo." It really was, custard and clown shoes everywhere. Whatever happened here, it must've been big.

But Bonzo wasn't interested in that, he was busy with their only suspect. "What went down here? Come on, buddy, talk!"

The suspect yawned dramatically, and silently, and leaned against an invisible wall.

"What do you want I should do with this one?" The beat cop asked.

Bonzo smiled. "Take him with us. A mime is a terrible thing to waste."

...I'm goin' to hell for that one...

For that one?
Nah.
You're just going a few levels lower for it. You've already got your ticket.

[Coidzor]

For you, Reinholdt and Company.

Properly here, of course.

Pretty slick there, Cristo-Pants.

[Fredthefighter]

For you, Reinholdt and Company.

Properly here, of course.

Pretty slick there, Cristo-Pants.

Amazing, that proves that Ninjas could beat anyone, especially when they make mimes think that they have rocket launchers.

[Cristo Meyers]

For that one?
Nah.
You're just going a few levels lower for it. You've already got your ticket.

Already got a condo picked out and everything.

[UncleWolf]

Already got a condo picked out and everything.

Which ring is it in?

[Cobra_Ikari]

Hell has housing?

Hmm...what's the rent on a place like?

[Cristo Meyers]

Which ring is it in?

Seventh, I think. You know, the one with all the muck.

You know how it is with new addresses, can never keep them straight.

hehehe..."no, it's a rocket launcher..."

[unstattedCommoner]

CSI Edition!

""Quite the scene we've got here, Bonzo." It really was, custard and clown shoes everywhere. Whatever happened here, it must've been big.

But Bonzo wasn't interested in that, he was busy with their only suspect. "What went down here? Come on, buddy, talk!"

The suspect yawned dramatically, and silently, and leaned against an invisible wall.

"What do you want I should do with this one?" The beat cop asked.

Bonzo smiled. "Take him with us. A mime is a terrible thing to waste."

...I'm goin' to hell for that one...

This can't be CSI; where's the detailed custard spatter analysis?

[randman22222]

This can't be CSI; where's the detailed custard spatter analysis?

It is CSI. They have a machine do it for them.

[Cristo Meyers]

This can't be CSI; where's the detailed custard spatter analysis?

That would come later. This was just the Grissom One-Liner opener.

Ya know, I could turn this into a real sick children's book...

...which would, of course, given my luck, become wildly successful while Fears languished in obscurity...

[Player_Zero]

Hmmm... I'm being generally quite happy without reason... Ya' know, i think my mood may be dictated by the weather.

[TwoBitWriter]

That would come later. This was just the Grissom One-Liner opener.

Ya know, I could turn this into a real sick children's book...

...which would, of course, given my luck, become wildly successful while Fears languished in obscurity...

I was gonna say something mean here, but decided not to.

Am I great friend or what?

[randman22222]

I was gonna say something mean here, but decided not to.

Am I great friend or what?

No. You great grammatician.
[/grammarnazi][/madeupwords]

Anywho, if you moved to Singapore, P_Z, you're be deliriously ecstatic about 95% of the year. Rains all the time.

[dish]

Hmmm... I'm being generally quite happy without reason... Ya' know, i think my mood may be dictated by the weather.

My husband's moods are completely controlled by the weather. If it rains I have to stay out of his way, otherwise I will regret it.

[Cristo Meyers]

I was gonna say something mean here, but decided not to.

Am I great friend or what?

...just say it and get it over with. I'm gonna hear it one way or another anyway, might as well be here.

[Player_Zero]

My husband's moods are completely controlled by the weather. If it rains I have to stay out of his way, otherwise I will regret it.

I'm gloomy when it's overcast, happy when it rains and energetic when it's sunny it seems...

Also, scrabble. Lexulous. Multiplayer Room. I'll wait for 15 minutes for peoples.

[Cobra_Ikari]

My husband's moods are completely controlled by the weather. If it rains I have to stay out of his way, otherwise I will regret it.

*cues pun about stormy temperament* >.>

I find rain very relaxing. And somewhat romantic. In the "I wanna get wet with you but not in a dirty manner" way.

[Cristo Meyers]

I'm pretty sure they have a name for someone whose moods are affected by the weather like that. Damn if I can remember what it was, though

[TwoBitWriter]

...just say it and get it over with. I'm gonna hear it one way or another anyway, might as well be here.

Nah, I will just let it be an addition to my own private mirth. I like watching people squirm a bit.

So, how's the weather, up north there...

[ghost_warlock]

Nah, I will just let it be an addition to my own private mirth. I like watching people squirm a bit.

So, how's the weather, up north there...

It snowed polar bears last night.

Scooping them was...complicated.

Also, I think I should go to the hospital now. I seem to be bleeding on the keyboard.

*urg*

[TwoBitWriter]

GW, how many times do I have to tell you? When you are scooping polar bears you have to wear the proper protection!

[Player_Zero]

Okay, since people only seem to read big, easy things:

Scrabble: you join.

Lexulous.com. Multiplayer room.

Think I should make it multi-coloured?

[ghost_warlock]

TwoBit. I am landlocked. Nobody around here sells submarines. I cannot buy one through Amazon.com.

Also, maybe it is the blood loss speaking, but when did you get a walrus avatar? O.o

[TwoBitWriter]

Lol. The funny thing, GW, is that I can't actually see anyone's avatar. So there is a possibility that is has been changed and I wouldn't know...

What a great prank to pull on me, if someone were to ever figure out my password...

[randman22222]

TwoBit. I am landlocked. Nobody around here sells submarines. I cannot buy one through Amazon.com.

Also, maybe it is the blood loss speaking, but when did you get a walrus avatar? O.o

I fail to see a walrus.

[KnightDisciple]

No no no. You've been told wrong. You don't use submarines to fight bears.
You use tanks. Lots of tanks.

[Coidzor]

In regards to two hours ago.

Also, seasonal depression. Seems to have something to do with Light.

And bears are nothing. It's Bears you have to worry about. They're bad enough that they give Colbert a run for his money...

[UncleWolf]

Yay! My new Avvie is in!

[Cobra_Ikari]

You're a trenchcoated, armed lycanthrope in RL? O_o

*runs away!*