Wolfbane's Wonderfully Wacky and Wildly Wandom Random Banter #113

[Dirk Kris]

You could get fuzzy gloves?

I always hated those. They made my hands feel dry and itchy. >.<

Not if they're made of baby seals!

[Dr. Bath]

You could get fuzzy gloves?

I always hated those. They made my hands feel dry and itchy. >.<

Can't really type in those though, can you? I need me some fingerless gloves. Mainly for sailing, but they'd be pretty useful. Also would help with the whole 'tramp' look I seem to be wandering towards awkwardly, like a pigeon with head trauma and a missing foot.

[Cobra_Ikari]

Can't really type in those though, can you? I need me some fingerless gloves. Mainly for sailing, but they'd be pretty useful. Also would help with the whole 'tramp' look I seem to be wandering towards awkwardly, like a pigeon with head trauma and a missing foot.

Yes, but a smexily adorable...erm...

...yeah. Not finishing that analogy. WTF did you do to that pigeon, you bastard? >.<

[Fredthefighter]

Can't really type in those though, can you? I need me some fingerless gloves. Mainly for sailing, but they'd be pretty useful. Also would help with the whole 'tramp' look I seem to be wandering towards awkwardly, like a pigeon with head trauma and a missing foot.

I just have a 400W heater sitting right beside me, keeps me toasty.
*Huggles everyone*
The fuzziness is beginning to overpower me.

[Coidzor]

Hmm. Gloveseseses? Maybe Bell-ringers' gloves if you get too cold at the compy?

*hug the cobra*

[Sub_Zero]

Can't really type in those though, can you? I need me some fingerless gloves. Mainly for sailing, but they'd be pretty useful. Also would help with the whole 'tramp' look I seem to be wandering towards awkwardly, like a pigeon with head trauma and a missing foot.

I've got some fingerless gloves, I don't where them often, but I do when I'm drawing and stuff since I don't like getting graphite/charcoal/chalk/whatever medium I'm using all over my fingers

[Dallas-Dakota]

Cobra is mixing hunger with people. This is how new ideas are made!

/delayed reaction.

Of to the shipping thread!

[Fredthefighter]

Hmm. Gloveseseses? Maybe Bell-ringers' gloves if you get too cold at the compy?

*hug the cobra*

What about me?
I'm all fuzzy and sweet right now, don't I deserve a hug too?
Pwease?
(I seem to be going into what I call, my fuzzy side, otherwise known as Carebear Fred)

[Dr. Bath]

Yes, but a smexily adorable...erm...

...yeah. Not finishing that analogy. WTF did you do to that pigeon, you bastard? >.<

I didn't do nuffink, he deserved it, it was self-defense ....we didn't burn him!

You can't prove anything! >.> <.<

Frassin wrassin hugs an' their frassin wrassin mumble mumble...

[Sub_Zero]

What about me?
I'm all fuzzy and sweet right now, don't I deserve a hug too?
Pwease?
(I seem to be going into what I call, my fuzzy side, otherwise known as Carebear Fred)

*hugs* since you seem to sound like you want one so much. Be glad, I'm not normally a huggy person

[Coidzor]

Ah Snak-Attack, where would we be without your cries of Shipping Here! Get yer Ships! Quid a dozen!

And all that rot. Well, sammichs is wolfed down. Ish. Tums have been eaten. Other stummy meds have been imbibed... We'll just have to wait'n'see now...

Ed: *Hugs Fred* Well, I must admit, the blanky was comfy for awhile... but then I just started overheating in it. x.x... Pretty warm in here even with the window cracked to let in the air.

[randman22222]

*hugs* since you seem to sound like you want one so much. Be glad, I'm not normally a huggy person

I'm not a huggy person either, but I'll gladly return hugs. People say I'm good at it.
Not sure how one rates a hug, but I'm proud of giving good hugs.

[Fredthefighter]

*hugs* since you seem to sound like you want one so much. Be glad, I'm not normally a huggy person

Awwwwwwwww, thanks to the both of you.
I feel all warm inside. Like a piece of toast.

[Dallas-Dakota]

What about me?
I'm all fuzzy and sweet right now, don't I deserve a hug too?
Pwease?
(I seem to be going into what I call, my fuzzy side, otherwise known as Carebear Fred)

.....
Long with the advantages that come with being a cookiemonster!

[Sub_Zero]

I'm not a huggy person either, but I'll gladly return hugs. People say I'm good at it.
Not sure how one rates a hug, but I'm proud of giving good hugs.

I don't know how good I am at hugging, I don't normally get hugs. Probably why I'm not a huggy person really, wow, it all makes sense now

[Fredthefighter]

.....
Long with the advantages that come with being a cookiemonster!

I'm not a cookiemonster ya silly goose. I'm a carebear, I have a subconscious need to please people, as long as it doesn't oppose my morals.

[Coidzor]

.....
Long with the advantages that come with being a cookiemonster!

You're not a cookie-monster! You're a Sneakasaurus Tex-Mex!

But we lurve ya anyway.

*evil hug, waltz*

[Dr. Bath]

Awwwwwwwww, thanks to the both of you.
I feel all warm inside. Like a piece of toast.

It's a trick! He's really filled with knives, hormones and beards! And that's not like toast at all!

*watches warily*

[Fredthefighter]

It's a trick! He's really filled with knives, hormones and beards! And that's not like toast at all!

*watches warily*

Why Dr.Bath, I thought you were my friend.
Why can't you accept that there are three sides to me? I'm 1/2 Normal Fred, 1/3 Carebear Fred and 1/6 Vengefully dark Fred.
Right now I'm Carebear Fred.
*Huggles Dr.Bath*

[Sub_Zero]

It's a trick! He's really filled with knives, hormones and beards! And that's not like toast at all!

*watches warily*

Is that where I've been going wrong with my toast all this time. You know I always suspected the knives were a bit unnecassary (however you spell it)

[Fredthefighter]

Is that where I've been going wrong with my toast all this time. You know I always suspected the knives were a bit unnecassary (however you spell it)

Toast is delicious, especially with cheese. Cheddar cheese is delicious.
*Slipping back into Carebear Fred after Mordokai and Darius unleashed Vengefully dark Fred*
*Huggles everyone*

[Coidzor]

Hmm... I always had a feeling that I shouldn't be using my beard with my toast but I thought that was just me feeling bad about the scratchy crumbs getting into my face for weeks on end...

[Fredthefighter]

Hmm... I always had a feeling that I shouldn't be using my beard with my toast but I thought that was just me feeling bad about the scratchy crumbs getting into my face for weeks on end...

I think the closest thing I want to a beard is a small amount of chin scruff, maybe a cleft.

[CutePoison]

My toast has honey and vitalite.

THRONE PLS.

[Cobra_Ikari]

My toast has honey and vitalite.

THRONE PLS.

*eats Poison with a side of toast*

Throne?

[Coidzor]

I think the closest thing I want to a beard is a small amount of chin scruff, maybe a cleft.

I'd just go with a goatee, myself. But I can't grow one.

So I just stick with my jowl-line, chin, and a light mustache. I'd prefer to keep my lips as hairless as possible, but that just makes it scratchier when I lick them, so..... *shrug* :/ What'cha gonna do...

A chin bit or soul patch can be nice though, I"ll warrant.

What's this vitalite stuff, though? Some kind of yeasty spread?

[Fredthefighter]

My toast has honey and vitalite.

THRONE PLS.

Here, have a throne, it's heated and on a swivelly bit.
I like swivel chairs, they make me feel all executive-y.
*Hugs CutePoison*
I'm in a very hugging mood today.
*Hugs Cobra*
*Hugs Coidzor*
And Vitalite is a type of very healthy butter, I have it on my toast and on my sandwhiches, it's good.

[Coidzor]

So vitamin-enriched butter? Sounds fun. Could use more fortified foods.

Mhm. Is it mainly a vitamin A, Bs, C, D sort of thing?

ed:

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Ingredients:
Vegetable Oils (of which sunflower oil 38.8%); Water; Salt (2%); Emulsifiers - E471, Soya Lecithin; Preservative - Potassium Sorbate; Lactic Acid; B Vitamins (Niacin, B6, B2, Folic Acid & B12); Flavourings; Colours - Annatto, Curcumin; Vitamins A & D.

Contains Soya
Nutrition Information:

Typical values per 100g: Per 7g serving:
Energy 2068kJ / 503 kcal 145kJ / 35 kcal
Protein Nil Nil
Carbohydrate Nil Nil
of which sugars Nil Nil
Fat 56.0g 3.9g
of which saturates 13.4g 0.9g
of which mono-unsaturates 18.2g 1.3g
of which polyunsaturates 22.0g 1.5g
of which trans 0.1g Trace
Fibre Nil Nil
Sodium 0.6g 0.04g
Vitamin A 900µg (112% RDA) 63µg (7% RDA)
Riboflavin 0.96mg (60% RDA) 0.07mg (4% RDA)
Vitamin B6 1.2mg (60% RDA) 0.08mg (4% RDA)
Niacin 10.8mg (60% RDA) 0.75mg (4% RDA)
Folic Acid 120µg (60% RDA) 8.4µg (4% RDA)
Vitamin B12 0.60µg (60% RDA) 0.04µg (4% RDA)
Vitamin D 8µg (160% RDA) 0.5µg (10% RDA)
Vitamin E 18mg (180% RDA) 1.26mg (12% RDA)

Hmm. Doesn't seem that healthy. Not even enriched with vitamin C. :/ Ah well.

V: Well, yeah, of course stubble's fun, but it's hard to keep a constant-ish level of it. Reaping and sowing, y'know.

[CutePoison]

Vitalite is the best butter substitute this side of the singularity.

And my man is CLEAN SHAVEN. He has the kind of jaw that deserves parading and would look daft with any sort of beard save a small patchy one on the chin, which ain't happening.

Stubble though... 'sgood.

[Kaelaroth]

*strolls in*
So, yeah. Vitamins. They're like, healthy.
How's tricks?
And faces need differing types of facial hair, McYes, definitely.