Captain Crush VIII (not affiliated with Captain Crunch) (Crush Thread!)

[Felixaar]

Boo! Welcome to yet another new crush thread. You know the drill, let the zaniness begin!

Hmm, my Crushes you ask? I have many. OH, do I have many. I crush on practically everyone in this forum, except that weird guy with the blue hair who glomps Australians.

No, wait, I crush on him especially.

But my number one crush of all time - always has been, always will be, is Dragonrider. And if I tried to explain it, I'd just need another thread all to myself

[Trog]

*pours a big bowl of Captain Crush. Adds milk.*

*Omnomcrushnomcrushcrushmunchmunch*

*Watches stick figures hit on one another for his amusement*

[Anuan]

You already know my crush-problems.

...
;_;

[Felixaar]

Ah, yes, the incident with the giant ice crusher.

But this is for Playground crushes, Annie.

[mercurymaline]

Isn't this ever so slightly premature? The other thread's still open, I'm bound to be confused for a bit.

@Anuan: I'm not familiar with your crush problems.

[Felixaar]

Yes... well...

*flee!*

[Anuan]

Someone I really shouldn't crush on, I'm crushing on, really badly. But apparently this is playground crushes, so I'm not allowed to disclose info.
Let's just say I'm crushing on Felixaar instead. Never will I forget your delightful musk...

[Alleine]

Someone I really shouldn't crush on, I'm crushing on, really badly. But apparently this is playground crushes, so I'm not allowed to disclose info.
Let's just say I'm crushing on Felixaar instead. Never will I forget your delightful musk...

Crushing on people you shouldn't is generally accepted. Especially for us 'old' people who pretend not to crush all the young 'uns. It makes us creepy to crush on young people.
We're pretty accepting people too, so you can go ahead and say that crush.

I'm pretty sure I've mentioned my crush on Cake, and cake. But I have to say it again. I love those guys. And that food.

[Felixaar]

Someone I really shouldn't crush on, I'm crushing on, really badly. But apparently this is playground crushes, so I'm not allowed to disclose info.
Let's just say I'm crushing on Felixaar instead. Never will I forget your delightful musk...

*jumps up on Anuan's back* Yay!

All, Anuan's story is a long one and not related to Playground or Age Differences. It's one I'd more reccomend that if he feels like telling it should go in RWA or maybe Depression, not Crush Thread.

[Alleine]

Ah. Then I'll drop it there.

Heh, I can't get enough of that new Felixaar smell

[Anuan]

I can post the positives! She's sweet and she's beautiful and she's the first prospective-partner in a LONG time to be against drugs, and she has green eyes (yay <3) and she at least partially shares my religious beliefs and she's really nice and she's got a cute accent ^_^

[Felixaar]

Heh, I can't get enough of that new Felixaar smell

Nothin' like it! And I am totally sigging that.

[Anuan]

It is rather...Unique...

[Coidzor]

People I just can't stop thinking about:

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My ex-girlfriend.

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People who shall be devoured in order to increase my power:

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Ghost Warlock
RHL
Quincunx
Felix
P_Z-Thufir Fusion

People who are endearingly silly and might make a good quirky mini-boss squad component:

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Sneak
D-D
Rutskarn
P_Z

People who make me want to be better:

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Kneenibble
Quincunx

People who are probably FBI agents trying to lure us in to arrest as pedophiles:

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You can probably guess who I'm thinking of here...

[Felixaar]

Woo! Yeah! I'm on the list!

*also, gives Coid a hug*

And I agree with your about FBI agents. Watch out for those 'Free Motorboat' scams.

[Thufir]

But my number one crush of all time - always has been, always will be, is Dragonrider. And if I tried to explain it, I'd just need another thread all to myself

I was expecting you to say yourself there...

P_Z-Thufir Fusion

This would be a scary prospect for the rest of the world if it actually existed...

[SMEE]

I have a few little crushes here...

I'll post them when I'm back from work today.

[Felixaar]

This would be a scary prospect for the rest of the world if it actually existed...

I'll get the potato masher!

I have a few little crushes here...

I'll post them when I'm back from work today.

I'll be waiting

[Player_Zero]

This would be a scary prospect for the rest of the world if it actually existed...

FUUUUUUUUUUU-SION!

HAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

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Be afraid. Be very afraid.

[mercurymaline]

What's with the weird spoilered lists? When I was last here, everything was color-coded. I took the time to color-code my list, I'm not uncoloring it, dammit.

[Quincunx]

This one, at least, can be safely laid at the feet of RabbitHoleLost. It's only been a trend for three days, but the "spoilers to avoid scrolling", "spoilers to avoid shame", and "new categorization" forerunners have been swimming around for awhile. Color lists will still work better for ambiguous feelings.

[mercurymaline]

Well, I don't use the colors with their original meanings. Most of the coding I use is congruent to what it once stood for, but over time it's got a little...weird. I just have multiple reasons for crushing each person, as opposed to multiple persons I crush for one reason. I don't think the spoilered format would really do justice to my list.

Did any of that make any sense? It's 6 AM, and I'm medicated...

[Quincunx]

Clear as a bell to me! (Perhaps not the most comforting endorsement, as far as clarity goes. . .)

[Felixaar]

FUUUUUUUUUUU-SION!

HAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

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[mercurymaline]

Clear as a bell to me! (Perhaps not the most comforting endorsement, as far as clarity goes. . .)

Well, I know at least someone understands what I'm getting at.

Basically, I don't wanna seem "last year" or any such by posting a colored list. But I don't wanna try to fundamentally alter my list to seem current, thereby destroying it's integrity.

Y'know. Because a weird electronic stalker list has integrity.

@^ I've seen that before, but still: Ew.

[TwoBitWriter]

I will post an updated crush list later...

[Dragonrider]

But my number one crush of all time - always has been, always will be, is Dragonrider. And if I tried to explain it, I'd just need another thread all to myself

That's so sweet, Felix!

[Player_Zero]

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Are you implying that Thufir is going to rape me? Bad taste.

Also, I think I might have a crush on the girl in the room opposite, I don't know really on account that I don't really know what a crush is.

[randman22222]

Are you implying that Thufir is going to rape me? Bad taste.

Also, I think I might have a crush on the girl in the room opposite, I don't know really on account that I don't really know what a crush is.

Only one way to find out. Continue. With only a tiny bit of caution.
After the first time, then you're allowed to think about it.

Note that this advice is purely subjective, and it is more accurate to call this 'advice' an anecdote of the personal kind. In fact, it's probably best you not follow this advise. Have a nice day.

@V: Err, practise some?

[Player_Zero]

Only one way to find out. Continue. With only a tiny bit of caution.
After the first time, then you're allowed to think about it.

Note that this advice is purely subjective, and it is more accurate to call this 'advice' an anecdote of the personal kind. In fact, it's probably best you not follow this advise. Have a nice day.

See, the thing about communication is that you have to be comprehensible to some degree.