The Kiwi's Kinkily Knotted and Kookily Kickass Random Banter #114

[Coidzor]

Clarence Thomas, eh?

This is Samus:

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[Ms.Malbolge]

For some reason I read Clarence but saw Geoffry.

I can't explain it.

And now I have Tutti-Frutti on Rutti stuck in my head.

Bastard.

EDIT: Well of course Samus is a girl. No man could possibly have that waist. Well no man not named Clarence anyway.

[Phase]

Samus is a girl? Who is Samus anyway?

Samus is the main character in the Metroid series of video games. She tends to wear heavy armor, and the initial revelation that she was female came as quite a shock.

[Uncle Festy]

Oh...

It was... so... cold...

I NEEDED my Gitp. I missed it so...

And you call me obsessive.

Today was slippery, I fell over. v.v

Muahaha! My remote slip-causing device is fully functional! With it, I shall cause all the world leaders to slip and fall, damaging their reputations and skulls and allowing me to take over the WORLD!
…um.
What?

Also - I have been playin with the Gimp and couldn't wait to try out <- this.

Shouldn't you add the tutu shadow?

[wadledo]

Samus is the main character in the Metroid series of video games. She tends to wear heavy armor, and the initial revelation that she was female came as quite a shock.

I always thought that they just tacked that last scene on in the original game.
There isn't any reason for it except for shock value.

[Recaiden]

Eidraff: What?

I wish I hads more licorice stock.

[UncleWolf]

Oh dear...

I just played a game for three and a half hours straight without realizing it.

That is extremely hard for me to do.

[Coidzor]

Congratulations Wolfbane. I imagine you enjoyed yourself thoroughly in order to not have realized the time passing?

As generally when something irks me too much I give up on it for awhile and let it stew and percolate while my subconscious/unconscious mind turns it over so I don't have to...

[UncleWolf]

Congratulations Wolfbane. I imagine you enjoyed yourself thoroughly in order to not have realized the time passing?

As generally when something irks me too much I give up on it for awhile and let it stew and percolate while my subconscious/unconscious mind turns it over so I don't have to...

Its a first person shooter for the computer. Free to download(no catch). Can be used on PC, Mac, or Linex.

I was kicking my brothers ass over LAN (and getting my ass kicked by him too).

Really cool, we need to get Playgrounders together online and play.
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[Jack Squat]

Muahaha! My remote slip-causing device is fully functional! With it, I shall cause all the world leaders to slip and fall, damaging their reputations and skulls and allowing me to take over the WORLD!

Was it in prototype phase when Ford was President, or did you just get the inspiration from him?

[Assassin89]

Thank you Assassin 89. Now that I have seen what a knickerbocker glory is I have only one thing to say.

Three cheers for the Knickerbocker Knight!

>.>

<.<

Samus is a girl? Who is Samus anyway?

EDIT: Aw no nuts for Ruts?

To answer your question about Samus, Samus Aran is the main protagonist from the Metroid series. Samus is a Girl is a trope relating to this character

[Sneak]

Sea kittens.

Really?

[Jack Squat]

Sea kittens.

Really?

I'll see if I can't find the pic...but for awhile that page was sponsored by Omaha Steaks.

EDIT: Here it is

[Em Blackleaf]

So, catfish are just called Cat Sea Kittens?

[Phase]

prototype phase

Eh?

...

Oh...

Why did I have to pick a username that is several nouns and verbs?

[Rutskarn]

I'm not sure I can readily find anything more idiotic than the "Sea Kittens" website at this point in time.

I...there are just so many things wrong with that site that I'm too damn tired to even list them.

Oh, PETA. When will you learn that every stunt you pull hurts our respect for you?

[wadledo]

I'm not sure I can readily find anything more idiotic than the "Sea Kittens" website at this point in time.

I...there are just so many things wrong with that site that I'm too damn tired to even list them.

I'll give it a shot
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Not idiotic so much as the most useful thing since the advent of the internet.

[Rutskarn]

I'll give it a shot
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Not idiotic so much as the most useful thing since the advent of the internet.

My characters have a nasty habit of getting negative scores on those tests.

Yeah, I friggin' hate Mary Sues.

Vatsy, for example, is a -5. The fleshed-out D&D Rutskarn, I think, was somewhere around -2.

[Coidzor]

Oh, PETA. When will you learn that every stunt you pull hurts our respect for you?

People have respected PETA? I thought they were generally reviled for trying to poison the minds of our young people with unscientific beliefs in such things as souls.

In any case, I enjoy eating land fish and sky nachos.

[Hyozo]

I think my computer may hate me.

Also, I think I know how I offended it, although if I'm right about that I'm surprised it took so long to get its completely justified revenge.

[Recaiden]

Sea kittens.

Really?

I, now have even less respect for PETA.

@^What did it do?
@Coidzor: You eat cats?

[Coidzor]

Indeed. There's nothing so succulent as a nice fat kitty cat.

Unfortunately most of 'em you get around here are stringy enough that you have to stew 'em down.

Never had shady 'chinese' cuisine before, have you?

[Phase]

People have respected PETA? I thought they were generally reviled for trying to poison the minds of our young people with unscientific beliefs in such things as souls.

I've respected PETA ever since I learned that they hire assasins. I'm stopped beating dead horses and kicking puppies ever since.

[Hyozo]

@^What did it do?

-Slowed reactions
-locked toolbars
-The first BSOD I've seen since my family got... I think it was Windows '98. (fortunately this was while I was already restarting in an attempt to fix the last two)
-Once I got started back up my virus protection software detected a trojan and told me to restart again.

And that's just what's happened in the past hour. Did I mention that was the third trojan that software has caught this week? How about that it's the third virus any computer of mine has ever caught?

[UncleWolf]

I've respected PETA ever since I learned that they hire assasins. I'm stopped beating dead horses and kicking puppies ever since.

Thanks for not kicking me any more.

[Rutskarn]

Thanks for not kicking me any more.

And beating my employees.

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What?

Hey, you try finding non-unionized work forces in this economy.

[UncleWolf]

It is time for me to go to bed. See you all in the morning(except you, xNadia, you are never on at a reasonable hour.)

Good night and hunt well.

[Rutskarn]

Good night and Get Some Takeout, Man, Seriously, Give Yourself a Break.

[UncleWolf]

Good night and Get Some Takeout, Man, Seriously, Give Yourself a Break.

It is only 11pm here.
*goes to bed*

[Rutskarn]

I was referring to the "good hunting" thing. I mean, a hunt is all well and good, but it's pretty damn hard to get curly fries with your Raw Dead Thing, know what I'm sayin?