The Kiwi's Kinkily Knotted and Kookily Kickass Random Banter #114

[UncleWolf]

Whatever you do, never let me into a mech lab or laser room without direct supervision.
I may not know what anything in there does, but if I am in there alone for a night, I'd be able to build something extremely destructive.
(That is if I survived of course)

[Fredthefighter]

Tv in my room is for three things:
1) DVDs. Such as Waynes World and Dungeons and Dragons the cartoon series.
2) PS2 games (yes, I only have a PS2, it's delightfully low-tech)
3) The occasional VHS. I sometimes watch The Power Rangers Movie. Ninjas in robots never gets old.

[Player_Zero]

I play watchables in the background to distract me from thinking. See, thinking is a dangerous thing and I avoid it at all costs.

[Fredthefighter]

I play watchables in the background to distract me from thinking. See, thinking is a dangerous thing and I avoid it at all costs.

Without basic thought we are no better than the aomebas we evolved from countless millenia ago.

[Player_Zero]

I assume you didn't bother going to the Warwick open day then Bath?

[Fredthefighter]

I assume you didn't bother going to the Warwick open day then Bath?

I guess he didn't, but then again, I'm Fred, not Bath, there's a significant difference, considering we both have different names, look different, speak differently and generally are, two different people.
Anyway, goodnight all. See you all tomorrow.
:Snooze:

[Dr. Bath]

I assume you didn't bother going to the Warwick open day then Bath?

Nope. I played Call of Duty with some friends instead. I'd forgotten it was today, as well.

[Phase]

Without basic thought we are no better than the amoebas we evolved from countless millenia ago.

Y'know, apart from being multi-cellular, sexually reproducing, vertebrate, aware of our surroundings beyond touch, et cetera...

[Player_Zero]

Nope. I played Call of Duty with some friends instead. I'd forgotten it was today, as well.

Yesterday. It was yesterday.

Oh well, you only missed out on the most amazing thing ever that will never happen to you ever again.

[Phaedra]

Pah. Who wants to go to silly old Warwick anyway?

(No, I'm not still bitter that they rejected me at all. I'm far too mature for that ).

[Player_Zero]

Pah. Who wants to go to silly old Warwick anyway?

(No, I'm not still bitter that they rejected me at all. I'm far too mature for that ).

Nyah ha. They rejected you and accepted me and I'm a useless bum.

Wait, who're you again?

Wait- before you answer, I'm gonna' go take a shower and go to bed then wake up and the take another shower and then go to... Analysis. Yeah... Some of that analysis lark.

Also, is that a badminton racquet? I believe it is. Pardon me, I was just noticing a badminton racquet misplaced.

Edit: I made so many mistakes in that post it's fairly unreasonable.

[Illiterate Scribe]

Gah, Warwick, JUST MAKE UP YOUR MIND.

Yeah, the date it was sent in, and its content, show that Warwick isn't first choice, but I'd still like some indication, damnit.

[Rutskarn]

Did somebody just mention Warwick Davis?

...no?

Nobody?

Well, what the hell am I doing here, then?

*walks off* I swear, what do I pay you people for?

[Ms.Malbolge]

Is that where those mysterious $.02 checks have been coming from?

[Rutskarn]

What?

Uh. Yes. Yes, that is my check. The check that I write you.

Because I'm generous like that. Not like that bastard who, uh, hypothetically might be mailing you checks for .5 cents worth of licorice stock. Because that guy--unlike me--is a cheapskate.

[Phase]

No wonder I apparently now own "Stick N' Lick" Incorporated. I was curious as to how my brown-nosing had paid off so much.

[Ms.Malbolge]

Yeah, the licorice stock guy is a real bastard.

I don't even like licorice!

Thanks for the checks. Just 103 more and I can buy a vendor hot dog!

Yay!

[Rutskarn]

Yeah, the licorice stock guy is a real bastard.

I don't even like licorice!

Thanks for the checks. Just 103 more and I can buy a vendor hot dog!

Yay!

Actually, if everything goes according to plan, hot dog prices will hike up around the 101st check.

Uh, which is what I'd say if I was the 2 cents guy.

Wait. I was saying I was the 2 cents guy.

So I would be sneakily implying...OH! I should have tried implying that I wasn't actually a hot dog vendor baron!

Which, uh. I'm not.

[Ms.Malbolge]

I guess that's what I get for trusting a salesman!

[Allysian]

...hot dog baron? Thas just stupid man.
Everyone knows the money's in the brats. as in Bratwurst.

[Ms.Malbolge]

And thus I willingly hand over my money and love to Allysian, the Brat Baron.

It does have a better ring to it.

[Coidzor]

Now that's just wrong...

Everyone knows that the real money is in bringing Knickerbocker Glory back to the people....

[Ms.Malbolge]

Um. What the hell is a Knickerbocker Glory?

And if you brought it back to the people would we then call you the Knickerbocker Knight?

[Phase]

Umm...

A Candy bar, I assume...

EDIT:

Umm...

Okay...

An Ogre now, it would seem...

Huh...

[Allysian]

Um. What the hell is a Knickerbocker Glory?

And if you brought it back to the people would we then call you the Knickerbocker Knight?

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!! Dat was funny.
And yes, I think we would.
Not like i'm included in "we" though.

[Assassin89]

A knickerbocker glory is a layered ice cream sundae

to answer your question Ms.Malbolge

[Coidzor]

That would be a nice addition to my titles. I still prefer that of Kefka Knight from SSB:Brawl though.

*whirling blades it up the place*

Haha... Speaking of brawl... one of my friends came over to play it and she got so excited when she found out that Samus was a woman that she squealed with joy. And made my roommate face palm that she didn't already know that.

Because she has older brothers and has played with them since her childhood...

V: I didn't say I liked 'em, I said there was money to be made in 'em.

[Rutskarn]

I'm not gonna lie, that Knickerbocker thing looks kinda meh to me.

Then again, I don't like nuts or whipped cream, and I think jam should stay the hell away from my food, so I guess I'm insane.

[Ms.Malbolge]

Thank you Assassin 89. Now that I have seen what a knickerbocker glory is I have only one thing to say.

Three cheers for the Knickerbocker Knight!

>.>

<.<

Samus is a girl? Who is Samus anyway?

EDIT: Aw no nuts for Ruts?

[Rutskarn]

Thank you Assassin 89. Now that I have seen what a knickerbocker glory is I have only one thing to say.

Three cheers for the Knickerbocker Knight!

>.>

<.<

Samus is a girl? Who is Samus anyway?

EDIT: Aw no nuts for Ruts?

See the list of nicknames I'm shocked nobody has used for this personae:

1.) Nutskarn

2.) Rut the Nut

3.) Tutti-Rutti / Rutti Frutti

4.) Clarence