Mafia IX Game Thread - St Valentines Massacre - Night 6

[Andre Fairchilde]

End of Day 9

Sir... we have an anomyous report on a Dr. Bath.

Bring him in. Fabricate evidence to get the subpoena if you have to, but we have to bring him in and find out what he knows.

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A subpoena was presented to Dr Bath, he testified to the grand jury that he was in fact only a Citizen. (Dr. Bath, a Citizen was lynched.

Night 9 Begins now!

Night 9 Ends in about 24 hours.

[KerfuffleMach2]

Celeste returns the smile and leans over to give James a kiss. It's needy, lonely. Pulling away, she switches off the lights.

O.o

((And...LordRod, why not?))

...hmmm...honestly not sure how to respond to that one...

[The Bushranger]

((pull the black curtain? ))

[Dirk Kris]

((Or skip over all that and just say "the next morning"...
So, you sleeping in the bed or on the couch? ))

[Mordokai]

Oh, the bitter pain of rejection!

What's that? I'm not supposed to be here? Sorry, my mistake!

*exits, stage right*

[Reinholdt]

"Alright gramps. I didn't want to have to do this, but... you went and pulled out Darth Vader. Fortunately I know something you don't that can beat even him. I am not left handed. My Vice-Mayor is..."

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"The Gorram Batman."

[Trixie]

"Alright gramps. I didn't want to have to do this, but... you went and pulled out Darth Vader. Fortunately I know something you don't that can beat even him. I am not left handed. My Vice-Mayor is..."

What, heavy guns already? Just as planned! I have a counter to your counter!

Meet my Vice-Vice-Mayor. Mister W., please, tell these nice guys who you are

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[Andre Fairchilde]

Hop in. We have a target. Load up the typewriters, we're spraying a whole resturant to get our guy.

The Capone gang gather all their goons, load them up with their Tommy Guns.

Screeching to a halt in front of "Mario and Luigi's" they proceed to riddle the place with bullets.

The Capone mob hit

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one Northsider - Darkcomet was killed by the Capone mob. Darkcomet was a Northsider.

And the Northsiders hit

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...a Citizen. KerfuffleMach2 was killed in the shootout, KerfuffleMach2 was a Citizen.

A tourist named Shadow responded to the bloodshed that disrupted his dinner "I'm not coming back here, that's for sure."

Day 10 Begins.
Day 10 Will end in 48 hours or so.

I will try to update all the first page player info. I'll post in the thread when the updates are made.

[Darkcomet]

Why am I dying so friggin' much lately?

[KerfuffleMach2]

((Or skip over all that and just say "the next morning"...
So, you sleeping in the bed or on the couch? ))

Oh, I'm dead. Sad panda.

Bed or couch...well, depends on if they moved off the couch at all...

Anywho, the next morning, James wakes up, presumably with Celeste next to him. If so, he smiles a little and kisses her cheek.

[TRM]

"Alright gramps. I didn't want to have to do this, but... you went and pulled out Darth Vader. Fortunately I know something you don't that can beat even him. I am not left handed. My Vice-Mayor is..."

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"The Gorram Batman."

As Absolutely Official Capone Mob Spokesperson, The_Rogue_Monk is tendering our Absolutely Official Surrender Papers to (Should-Be)-Acting Mayor Reinholdt. Or, more specifically, his vice Mayor.

...please don't sandpaper us to death with your voice.

[purple gelatinous cube o' Doom]

I'm going with Alarra. I've never known her to vote with a reasoning of apathy in a game. She's too good a player for that, and I think it's a ruse.

[Alarra]

I was voting apathetically. I was voting at Aemoh because he was being apathetic.

[Helgraf]

Turf War.

Ladies. Gentlemen. Meet my secret enforcer.

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A can of industrial strength turpentine.

This ruins celluloid, destroy ink, erase graphic and eat paint. I believe that takes take of Messiurs Vader, Batman, Watchmen, et al, and all your imaginary friends. Speaking of which, it's time for your intravenous medication which should be knocking out all you dead people shortly and for a while.

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Now, maybe, just maybe, oh "Mayor" you could do something that's actually helpful to the town?

[Shadowcaller]

Looks like I'm clueless after all.

*ThePhantom*

Edit: On the other hand... is it too late to lynch LordRod now?

[Trixie]

Now, maybe, just maybe, oh "Mayor" you could do something that's actually helpful to the town?

I can seriously cut the number of criminals by saying the names of (still alive ) Capones Jontom scried before his death.

That would be cheating, though.

So unless you think of a way I can do it without being pitchforked by an angry mob, I'm afraid my hands are tied

[Dirk Kris]

Oh, I'm dead. Sad panda.

Bed or couch...well, depends on if they moved off the couch at all...

Anywho, the next morning, James wakes up, presumably with Celeste next to him. If so, he smiles a little and kisses her cheek.

((Well, RP buddy, seems it's all for the best, since you were pretty high on my list of suspects. Anywho, I'll be pointing at Alarra, for educational purposes (don't hate me, preggo!).))
Celeste stirs at the touch on her cheek and looks around groggily. She's not used to dealing with people the morning after. She flushes, the pink in her cheeks making her hair seem more red somehow. She lightly returns James' kiss, then gets up, wrapping a silky robe around herself. She gestures towards the bathroom. "I've got a bathtub in there if you wanna wash up. You've got work today, right? I'll, uh...I'll go make some coffee." She hurries from the room, suddenly nervous. She starts brewing fresh coffee, a delicacy in these times, and silently thanks the heavens for her many contacts. The depression hasn't hit her as hard as most others. She grabs another rarity - fresh eggs - and starts frying them.

[Ranna]

Alarra I am missing the pearl handled magnum gun thingy that I associate with you! You usually have such a nice story where has it gone? Are you trying to hide?

But then on the other hand, Lord Rod I have voted for you in the past too and you have since then stopped your restaurant story? - Did it gain you too much attention? Are you trying to hide?


Oh lord i havent a clue!!

Think maybe Lord Rod?

Oh lol I just realised I made a pun I crack myself up sometimes.

[KerfuffleMach2]

Celeste stirs at the touch on her cheek and looks around groggily. She's not used to dealing with people the morning after. She flushes, the pink in her cheeks making her hair seem more red somehow. She lightly returns James' kiss, then gets up, wrapping a silky robe around herself. She gestures towards the bathroom. "I've got a bathtub in there if you wanna wash up. You've got work today, right? I'll, uh...I'll go make some coffee." She hurries from the room, suddenly nervous. She starts brewing fresh coffee, a delicacy in these times, and silently thanks the heavens for her many contacts. The depression hasn't hit her as hard as most others. She grabs another rarity - fresh eggs - and starts frying them.

James smiles a little to himself. He can tell she's nervous. He goes into the bathroom. A couple minutes later he comes out, his pants back on. He sniffs the air a little. Is that eggs I smell?

[happyturtle]

Turf War.

Ladies. Gentlemen. Meet my secret enforcer.

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A can of industrial strength turpentine.

This ruins celluloid, destroy ink, erase graphic and eat paint. I believe that takes take of Messiurs Vader, Batman, Watchmen, et al, and all your imaginary friends. Speaking of which, it's time for your intravenous medication which should be knocking out all you dead people shortly and for a while.

:taps button:

Now, maybe, just maybe, oh "Mayor" you could do something that's actually helpful to the town?

And with all the dead people knocked out, that leaves Mayor Reinholdt firmly in charge, since neither he nor his bodyguard Happyturtle have been killed in this game.

[Fostire]

Alarra I am missing the pearl handled magnum gun thingy that I associate with you! You usually have such a nice story where has it gone? Are you trying to hide?

But then on the other hand, Lord Rod I have voted for you in the past too and you have since then stopped your restaurant story? - Did it gain you too much attention? Are you trying to hide?

Funny, this morning I was thinking that I hadn't done anything with the restaurant in a while.


Gianni picked up the newspaper and a mix of shock and rage overcame him as he read the headline:
"Massacre at Mario & Luigi's"

Those bastards!. How... how dare they!. To do such a thing in a restaurant. Have they no respect for food!? No respect for the art? I should... someone should... they should be.... arghhh!

Well Boss, look at the bright side, less competition.

NO!, that's not what will happen. Now people will be afraid to go to restaurants. All restaurants will suffer from this.
Between this and the ketchup bomb incident we'll be lucky if we get any customers at all today.

About that, I think that guy from the sandwich place might have done it. I think I saw him around here that day.

Figures, they can't compete honestly so they resort to dirty tricks.
So how did the dirk kris thing go, please tell me you have some good news.

As a matter of fact I do.

Really?

Yes, that guy, well, gal actually, you asked me to follow, turns out she's a call girl.

How's that good news?

Just let me finish. When I was coming back here I happened to pass by Mario & Luigi's just in time to see those bastards fleeing. I managed to get a good view on one of them.

Who was it?

A guy named Aemoh

You sure?

Absolutely

Then get your pistols, we're closing the restaurant for today.

((Aemoh))

[Alarra]

Alarra I am missing the pearl handled magnum gun thingy that I associate with you! You usually have such a nice story where has it gone? Are you trying to hide?

I'm sowwy. I'm just having a hard time getting into the game this time. *resolves to be better.....tomorrow*

*points at Aemoh*

[TRM]

I can seriously cut the number of criminals by saying the names of (still alive ) Capones Jontom scried before his death.

That would be cheating, though.

So unless you think of a way I can do it without being pitchforked by an angry mob, I'm afraid my hands are tied

Alternatively, you could seriously cut the number of criminals by saying the names of the still alive Northsiders. Oh wait, I'm sorry, "seriously" is the wrong word. I should have said "slightly."

[Reinholdt]

As Absolutely Official Capone Mob Spokesperson, The_Rogue_Monk is tendering our Absolutely Official Surrender Papers to (Should-Be)-Acting Mayor Reinholdt. Or, more specifically, his vice Mayor.

...please don't sandpaper us to death with your voice.

*accepts the surrender*
And since Helgraf knocked out the competition, and destroyed any graphic based defenses gramps had, Reinholdt firmly takes and establishes his "non-playa" mayorship.

He immediately gets to work on drawing up a radical new plan that will make the streets safer and more secure. To be revealed soon.

He also gives his bodyguard Happyturtle a raise.

[Andre Fairchilde]

Agent Fairchilde steps out of the hospital for the first time since the attempted murder.

"Although she was implicated with involvement with the Northside gang, Trixie is the elected mayor. If we have to bring the weight of the Federal Bureau of Investigation to investigate election fraud and exortion charges - so be it.

But Trixie is the elected mayor."

(There's always next game.)

DAY END POSTPONED 24 HOURS

[Aemoh]

Hrm...

Forgot to vote this day. *shrugs*

Seems a three-way tie of two votes, and seeing as I voted for LordRod yesterday and he voted for me today, why not continue the cycle of violence pointing?

*points at LordRod*

[ThePhantom]

Well, it looks like the other resturant is having problems, now I just a have find someone to deliver sandwiches to the mayor to make sure Upways is the top resturant in town. As for Aemoh, well mobsters are bad for business.

[Reinholdt]

*Reinholdt wonders why Andre points out that which is already known*
Wouldn't be much of a coup otherwise.
Oh well.
Come along Happy. We have the surrender papers and the radical plan is all drawn up and in the desk for whoever needs it. We've done all that needs to be done here. Time for the heroes to disappear in a mysterious and cool fashion.
*walks off into the sunset, rifle shouldered, duster flapping behind him*

[SweetLikeLemons]

Aemoh gets my vote today

[happyturtle]

*Reinholdt wonders why Andre points out that which is already known*
Wouldn't be much of a coup otherwise.
Oh well.
Come along Happy. We have the surrender papers and the radical plan is all drawn up and in the desk for whoever needs it. We've done all that needs to be done here. Time for the heroes to disappear in a mysterious and cool fashion.
*walks off into the sunset, rifle shouldered, duster flapping behind him*

Happy walks off with him, arm in arm, her figure silhouetted in the setting sun.