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    Onyx

    The resounding clang hangs in the air for a few moments and in that time the warrior pulls inside Adrian's reach and sends the massive balled fist at the man's gut. However, due to man's reckless motions Onyx's fist slides along his armor harmlessly.

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    Adrian

    Adrian's armor catches the entirety of the blow, he responds with a crippling swing of his hammer to the jaw of the warforged.

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    Last edited by DrakebloodIV; 2009-02-20 at 05:38 AM.
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    HP: 24/26 AC: 22 T: 10 FF: 22 DR: 2/Adamantium

    His head is knocked back slightly but his powerful frame absorbs most of the blow. His massive fist takes hold of the flail at his waist as he lashes out with it in a low sweep to throw Adrian off balance.

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    Move action: Draw Weapon, no AoO
    Standard Action: Trip!
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    Will drop the weapon is he fails.
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    Str check(1d20+2)[6]
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    The Orc woke up not knowing who he was.

    He knew that he was Ungar, an Orc. He Knew that he was green-skinned, red-eyed and had fangs in his mouth. He knew that these features tended to make non-orcs uncomfortable. He knew that he carried a box of snuff around with him, and enjoyed use of it from time to time. He knew that to best use his greatsword, he should place his weight on the same foot he was swinging with and push his body into the swing, instead of drawing the sword back. But who was he, really? What was his history? What were his memories, the things that made him him?

    Laying there, a thought struck the Orc. This was actually quite interesting. A real experiment, not a thought experiment, of how memories defined a person. If he could find out from someone what he'd been like before this, then it would be interesting to see how his memories had defined him...

    The Orc smiled at that thought. That was like him. It seemed that some aspects of his personality, whatever that might have been, had survived loss of memory.

    The practical side of the Orc supplied the thought that he should start taking more notice of his surroundings and the fact that there was a fight going on in front of him.. Looking with his eyes properly for the first time, the Orc noticed that something important was missing. He couldn't tell why it was important, but he felt the loss like an arm.

    Ungar rose quickly and looked around, factorizing everything into either 'hostile', 'non-hostile' or 'currently non-hostile'. He paused for a moment, reflecting that his skills and routines, too, were apparently intact before he noticed the corpse with his sword struck into it. Ungar looked at the corpse, unable to think until some other part of his mind took command. The Orc knelt down to the corpse, checking for signs of life out of habit and then taking his sword out of the corpse gently as possible. With that in his hand, the Orc felt somehow... complete, more like himself again. Now to turn his attention to more immediate matters.

    He faced the combat, expression unreadable, and carefully shifts his position to defend himself from any incoming attackers. The way he holds his weapon is a clear signal that nobody should come near him. He speaks steadily, keeping an eye on the combatants. "Anyone care to tell me what the bloody hell be going on, and whether this is gonna involve me?"

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    Readied action: Attack (with non-lethal damage) anyone who gets within range of his sword (or moves within his range if they're already in his range).

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    Onyx

    As Adrian tries to rise the warforged lashes out with the flail to keep the man on the ground. Whether or not Adrian rises he will receive another brutal swing from Onyx.

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    Will drop if he fails.
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    Attack: (1d20)[1] +4 if flail, 6 if slam. Edit: Wooooooowfail.
    Damage: (1d8)[7] +2 if flail, 3 if slam.
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    Come now, Orc, join me in the fight against this dishonorable hunk of metal. He is the last of the assailants you see gathered around us and should I fall will kill me.

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    "I suggest not lying to the others here. Many saw you attack me first."
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    Surely though you can understand that this soulless creature deserves naught but that for the threat to disembowel me.

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    SUPERFAIL!

    Adrian comes off as both cruel and rude to those around him for presuming the warforged soulless
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    HP: 21/26 AC: 22 T: 10 FF: 22 DR: 2/Adamantium

    With a mechanical growl the warforged stumbles back after the last strike and barks out, "I am merely responding in kind! You insult my intelligence and expect any less?!" He rushes back in low to the ground and attempts to take out his legs again.

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    Again, will drop if he fails.
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    Ungar looks from the Warforged to Adrian, and shrugs. "Soulless, eh? People have said the same about us Orcs." The Orc's eyes are hard as he speaks to Onyx. "Don't blame you for attacking this bastard here. Ya have my help."

    Ungar notices the Warforged's tactics, and moves himself forward into the fray, bringing his sword to bear in front of him, ready to deflect any incoming attacks.

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    Movement towards Adrian.
    Total Defense for this turn- no attacks. Waiting to see if Ungar gets an AoO against Adrian if he trips.
    Rolling for initiative: [roll0]

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    You can't help this automaton, you fool, do you see the onyx gems encrusted into its frame? Those gems are a common symbol of necromantic power. This thing is Evil

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    "Yes, I am the evil one, attempting to subdue you by tripping you to death to prevent you from smashing my skull in."

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    Ungar grins and shakes his head to himself, a smug smirk appearing on his face. "I be a paladin. I can detect if what you say be true. Want me to try?"

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    Overcome opposing Str (1d20+2)[19]
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    "Seeing as you favor disembowling us 'meatsacks' I would have to say yes"
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    In attempting to wrap the flail around Adrian's leg it becomes caught and it fails to bring the man down. To keep from losing his balance Onyx releases the weapon and rises up with a wicked uppercut, "I was merely responding to your threats!"

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    "You pretentious fool, I said in passing to the odd talking warforged that the gems in your gloves could be used to Animate Dead. At no time did I threaten to harm you. Or are you so protective of your family jewels because you don't have the connotation of that phrase? Please, Orc, don't help this violently inclined fool. Only you hold the power to end this.

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    almost forgot

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    "Sounds like this be messy, Human, but I think ya got a point. Let me sort this out. " The Orc mutters to himself and pushes out his left hand towards the pair. After a second or two a frown appears on his face. "What in the Netherhells?"

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    His fist shoots straight up, pulling blood away from Adrian with the force. The arm stays for only a moment before it falls with all its force down on Adrian's skull... and misses terribly, "Why yes, you've noticed that I am an androgynous construct. Calm down you brain addled berk!"

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    HP=10
    "So you admit that fist is compensating for something"

    Adrian feels empowered by his verbal besting of his opponent and swings into the ribs with his hammer. The hammer rattles the adamante plating, but dosen't put a scratch in the innards below

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    The warforged lets out a metallic laugh, "If I were interested in perversion I am sure there are attachments to shame you meatsacks. Are you done insulting me yet?" His fist draws back and surges forward in an arc towards Adrian's kidneys.

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    "Gonna have to rely on my judgment here."Ungar is still for a split second before leaning his weight onto the other foot and thrusting his sword at the Warforged. "While we're talking about our family jewels, I'd like to say that my sword is much bigger than your sword."

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    "Speaking of which, why do you bear such a large sword. I've heard some.... impressive tales... about Orcs weaponry. They say thats why half orcs come around. What orcs lack in the attic, they make up for in the basement."

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    The onslaught continues, "Are you mentally damaged?"

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    "Not as much as you'll be physically damaged"

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