Jude's Judgmental Jugular Jab and Jibber Jabbery Random Banter #115

[Coplantor]

Who the hell would hit you with a rubber banana bazooka? Who actually uses rubber banana bazookas?

The same kind of people who would attack you when waving a truce flag that's who! The same kind of people who would sell their souls for chocolate flavored guns! I'm talking about...


THEM!

Hey, DD... how come I dont have you on msn?

[Fredthefighter]

The same kind of people who would attack you when waving a truce flag that's who! The same kind of people who would sell their souls for chocolate flavored guns! I'm talking about...


THEM!

Hey, DD... how come I dont have you on msn?

I'm so confused now. Chocolate.... flavoured guns? Guns are for shooting not eating. You sir need help.

[Coplantor]

I'm so confused now. Chocolate.... flavoured guns? Guns are for shooting not eating. You sir need help.

What are you? A freaking nazi hippie? If it is for eating and made of chocolate then what can you do with it? Build a bridge to mars?

[Fredthefighter]

What are you? A freaking nazi hippie? If it is for eating and made of chocolate then what can you do with it? Build a bridge to mars?

Sir, are you trying to hurt my brain?
Ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow.
On another note, you'd need a heck of a lot of chocolate to build a bridge to Mars.

[Coplantor]

Sir, are you trying to hurt my brain?
Ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow.
On another note, you'd need a heck of a lot of chocolate to build a bridge to Mars.

Why would I build a bridge to mars out of chocolate?

[Fredthefighter]

Why would I build a bridge to mars out of chocolate?

*Head hits the keyboard after brain explodes*
ytt67yttgyt6g7u

[Dallas-Dakota]

Hey, DD... how come I dont have you on msn?

Because frogs are purple?
Though I also wonder why I don´t have you on msn...

[Cristo Meyers]

Why would I build a bridge to mars out of chocolate?

Because caramel is too soft and vanilla doesn't have the proper carrying capacity.

[Coplantor]

Because frogs are purple?
Though I also wonder why I don´t have you on msn...

You know, this conversation reminds me of one I had witrh a priest years ago... It was something like...
ME: "why isnt the sky yellow?"
PRIEST: "Dont know, why?"
ME: "Because goats are'nt purple!"

Saddest joke I've ever done.

[Fredthefighter]

Because caramel is too soft and vanilla doesn't have the proper carrying capacity.

Each day I think I've figured out how crazy this place is, then something like this comes up and I have to start all over again.

[Cobra_Ikari]

White flag is surrender, my friend.

Never surrender to the females! Unless... of course... you're married to one.

Which is why you shouldn't surrender now, because you will have a long life of surrender ahead of you. Don't waste it now.

Edit: Also, Random Song Insertion!

In point of fact, white flag is a truce/ceasefire and a request for negotiations, not a surrender. Of course, you rarely see the winning side make a request for negotiations... >.>

[Cristo Meyers]

Each day I think I've figured out how crazy this place is, then something like this comes up and I have to start all over again.

just console yourself with the knowledge that I'll never reproduce

[Fredthefighter]

just console yourself with the knowledge that I'll never reproduce

Yes, there will never be another playground.
One day, there will be little Fred's however, and they shall rise up and slaughter you all!

[Coplantor]

just console yourself with the knowledge that I'll never reproduce

Willingfully that is...

[Oregano]

Chrono Trigger has somehow gone from "Awesome, one of the best ever" to "aww, for f**k sake!".

I can't beat any of the bosses where I'm up to because you hit them they get eleventy billion counterattacks, I want to ressurrect Chrono but Death's Peak just annoying as hell, how hard is it to stand behind a tree!...

Very hard apparently because if you don't keep walking forward you fall back and if you run forward too quick you go to the side.

[Coplantor]

And how did that happened?

[Kneenibble]

just console yourself with the knowledge that I'll never reproduce

That doesn't mean we shouldn't try.
Again.
And again and again and again.
Until it works, or one of us passes out.

Even then.

[Cristo Meyers]

Willingfully that is...

Let's not go there...I'm too damn tired to be the incredible jerk.

Chrono Trigger has somehow gone from "Awesome, one of the best ever" to "aww, for f**k sake!".

I can't beat any of the bosses where I'm up to because you hit them they get eleventy billion counterattacks, I want to ressurrect Chrono but Death's Peak just annoying as hell, how hard is it to stand behind a tree!...

Very hard apparently because if you don't keep walking forward you fall back and if you run forward too quick you go to the side.

Lemme guess, the Spawn?

Don' attack the shell, attack the head.

The wind in the beginning is a bit of a pain, though. Just stand right behind the tree and don't move until the wind dies down.

That doesn't mean we shouldn't try.
Again.
And again and again and again.
Until it works, or one of us passes out.

Even then.

...I'll bring the liquor

[Oregano]

Lemme guess, the Spawn?

Don' attack the shell, attack the head.

The wind in the beginning is a bit of a pain, though. Just stand right behind the tree and don't move until the wind dies down.

Yer, I messed up last time I fought and attacked the shell once and then the battle was hopeless because I was healing every round, it also doesn't help it confuses you and then your confused person attacks the shell.

Yep the wind is annoying, I can't think why they'd put that in except to annoy people. But I think the difficulty jumps as soon as you get to Zeal and from then on you can't make a single mistake in boss battles or your dead so it assumes you already know what to do.

I also can't beat Flea, Slash and Ozzie(although I only tried once), I began with Janus casting Ice II and Lucca casting Fire II and then they counterattacked six times. Yer, that was fantastic.

EDIT: Spawn is dead. I thni this feeling of joy won't last long though.

[Cristo Meyers]

Yer, I messed up last time I fought and attacked the shell once and then the battle was hopeless because I was healing every round, it also doesn't help it confuses you and then your confused person attacks the shell.

Yep the wind is annoying, I can't think why they'd put that in except to annoy people. But I think the difficulty jumps as soon as you get to Zeal and from then on you can't make a single mistake in boss battles or your dead so it assumes you already know what to do.

I also can't beat Flea, Slash and Ozzie(although I only tried once), I began with Janus casting Ice II and Lucca casting Fire II and then they counterattacked six times. Yer, that was fantastic.

You may be a bit underlevelled. Least it sounds that way to me (or they ratcheted up the difficulty...which is also possible.)

As for the terrible trio: don't try to take them all on at once, take one out as quick as possible (I think Flea goes down quickest). That'll keep them from using their Triple Techs.

Oh, and Double and Triple Techs are your friends. Ice Sword 2 (Crono/Confuse + Marle/Ice 2), Glacier Throw (Ayla/Rock Throw - Marle/Ice 2) are really good ones.

[dish]

Why would I build a bridge to mars out of chocolate?

Cos we asked you to? Nicely? With batted eyelashes and everything?

(But don't use Mars bars. They fit the theme, but they're icky. Use high-quality Belgian pralines. And we will love you for life.)

[Cristo Meyers]

EDIT: Spawn is dead. I thni this feeling of joy won't last long though.

'Specially when you find out there are 2 more of them on the mountain

[Oregano]

You may be a bit underlevelled. Least it sounds that way to me (or they ratcheted up the difficulty...which is also possible.)

As for the terrible trio: don't try to take them all on at once, take one out as quick as possible (I think Flea goes down quickest). That'll keep them from using their Triple Techs.

Oh, and Double and Triple Techs are your friends. Ice Sword 2 (Crono/Confuse + Marle/Ice 2), Glacier Throw (Ayla/Rock Throw - Marle/Ice 2) are really good ones.

I am underlevelled by about two levels because Magus is level 39th now and the rest are still level 36 or 37. I don't know where to level though or why I'm such low level though.

I don't think they've made it more difficult, although FFIV DS was the hardest version of it(and one of the guys in the developers room apologises for the final dungeon which still isn't as hard as this is).

EDIT: Two more? I don't have to fight them both at once like the golems do I?

[Coplantor]

Let's not go there...I'm too damn tired to be the incredible jerk.

All Im saying, there are ways of getting your genes and mix them with someone else's.

@Dish: OK, I'll build the bridge, but it will probably cost the lives of 20.00 workers and one indonesian dog.

[Player_Zero]

Cos we asked you to? Nicely? With batted eyelashes and everything?

(But don't use Mars bars. They fit the theme, but they're icky. Use high-quality Belgian pralines. And we will love you for life.)

Behold your enemy. The bourgeoisie.

[Cristo Meyers]

I am underlevelled by about two levels because Magus is level 39th now and the rest are still level 36 or 37. I don't know where to level though or why I'm such low level though.

I don't think they've made it more difficult, although FFIV DS was the hardest version of(and one of the guys in the developers room apologises for the final dungeon which still isn't as hard as this is).

Oh, right, Chrono Trigger is one-fight per critter in most spots...shoot.

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Pretty sure Magus starts out at a higher level than you do if you have him join you (I always killed the smarmy little bugger...)

[Player_Zero]

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I am underlevelled by about two levels because Magus is level 39th now and the rest are still level 36 or 37. I don't know where to level though or why I'm such low level though.

I don't think they've made it more difficult, although FFIV DS was the hardest version of it(and one of the guys in the developers room apologises for the final dungeon which still isn't as hard as this is).

EDIT: Two more? I don't have to fight them both at once like the golems do I?

Spoilers. Spoilers. Spoilers.

Edit posts. I command it.

[UncleWolf]

Oh, right, Chrono Trigger is one-fight per critter in most spots...shoot.

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Pretty sure Magus starts out at a higher level than you do if you have him join you (I always killed the smarmy little bugger...)

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What the hell did his skill Black Hole do? I never got it to work.

[Oregano]

Oh, right, Chrono Trigger is one-fight per critter in most spots...shoot.

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I'm pretty sure Magus starts out at a higher level than you do if you have him join you (I always killed the smarmy little bugger...)

I considered it but I figured it'd be pointless except for avenging Cyrus but Cyrus in the northern ruins I think(someone said something about a knight's ghost and I doubt it'd just be thrown in there).

He's decent stat-wise but has no dual or triple techs(yet anyway but I doubt he gets any).

[Player_Zero]

That character joining your party is a spoiler. I doubt it will be spoiled for anyone but not spoilering it is just rude.