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    Thumbs up Greatest Random Encounter Chart Ever (V6.0)!

    Seriously.


    (Seriously).

    What other Random Encounter Table allows you to encounter Power Armoured Displacer Beavers or a DRM-Free Hot Librarian using a bow that shoots sentient sets of lingerie?

    There are three columns. For each one roll a d600 (if computerization is available) or a d6, then a d100. So a 1 means 1-100, a 2 means 101-200, and so on and so forth.

    With this random encounter chart there are over 216,000,000 results possible.

    I keep thinking I should make a ton of templates and base creatures for the various entries, but -

    Well, I don't.


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    1 [@C1] [@C1]
    2 [@C2] [@C2]
    3 [@C3] Encrusted With
    4 [@C3] Wielding
    5 [@C3]-Tossing
    6 8-Legged
    7 80's style
    8 A Fight Between A [@C3] And A
    9 A Particularly Ugly
    10 A Plethora of
    11 Aberrational
    12 Abjurative
    13 Absolutely Talentless
    14 Abstract(ly)
    15 Abusive
    16 Accident-Prone
    17 Acid Blooded
    18 Acid-Breathing
    19 Acidic
    20 Advertised
    21 Aerial
    22 AFK
    23 Aggressive(ly)
    24 Agorophobic
    25 Airy
    26 Alchemical(ly)
    27 All-Consuming
    28 All-Natural
    29 All-Tasting
    30 Ambulatory
    31 Ammonia-Splattered
    32 Amusing(ly)
    33 Anecdotal(ly)
    34 Angry
    35 Angsty
    36 Anime-Styled
    37 Antialiased
    38 Antiarctic
    39 Anticlimatic
    40 Antisocial
    41 Antlered
    42 Aphrodesiacal(ly)
    43 Apocalyptic
    44 Apologetic(ally)
    45 Aquarial
    46 Arachnoid
    47 Arbitrar(il)y
    48 Arctic
    49 Artificially Inflated
    50 Ascending
    51 Asgardian
    52 Asphyxiating
    53 Athsmatic
    54 Atlatl wielding
    55 Atmospheric
    56 Atomic
    57 Axe-Breathing
    58 Baby-Eating
    59 Bad
    60 Baptized
    61 Basement-Dwelling
    62 Battle-Hardened
    63 Bed-Ridden
    64 Behold... The
    65 Benevolent
    66 Big-Boned
    67 Bilateral
    68 Bird-Brained
    69 Black
    70 Black-Hearted
    71 Black-Toothed
    72 Bleeding
    73 Bling-coated
    74 Bloated
    75 Bloodied
    76 Bloodletting
    77 Boat-Wearing
    78 Boisterous
    79 Bootlegged Copy Of A
    80 Born Again
    81 Boston-Cream-Filled
    82 Braindead
    83 Buried
    84 Burned
    85 Burning
    86 Campaign-Hating
    87 Candy
    88 Card-Tossing
    89 Carnal
    90 Carnivorous
    91 Cavernous
    92 Ceramic
    93 Chalky
    94 Charnel
    95 Cheap
    96 Child-Filled
    97 Childless
    98 Christlike
    99 Chronically Punctual
    100 Church-Dwelling
    101 Circle Of
    102 Clan of
    103 Classical
    104 Classically Trained
    105 Claymation
    106 Clean-Shaven
    107 Cleavage-Enhanced
    108 Coiled
    109 Colossal
    110 Complete
    111 Composed of Bread and Wine, It's A
    112 Concussive
    113 Confused
    114 Constantly Commode-Requiring
    115 Convoluted
    116 Corrupt
    117 Corset-Clad
    118 Cowardly
    119 Creepishly Human-Like
    120 Creepy
    121 Crimefighting
    122 Crossdressing
    123 Crusading
    124 Crustaceanic
    125 Cryptic
    126 Cryptidesque
    127 Cubist
    128 Cuddly
    129 Curruscating
    130 Custom-Made
    131 Cute
    132 Dakka-Needing
    133 Dark
    134 Dashing
    135 Dastardly
    136 Dead
    137 Deep-Fried
    138 Delicious
    139 Despicable
    140 Destiny-Driven
    141 Diamond-Encrusted
    142 Diaphanous
    143 Difficult
    144 Diminutive
    145 Disemboweled
    146 Disgorged
    147 Disobedient
    148 Disruptive(ly)
    149 Divinely Armoured
    150 Divinely Malevolent
    151 Door-Slamming
    152 Draconic
    153 Drugged
    154 Druid-Angering
    155 Dungeon-Raiding
    156 Dwarf-Throwing
    157 Dying
    158 Dynamic
    159 Ecstatic
    160 Elder(ly)
    161 Electrified
    162 Elf-Drowning
    163 Elvis-Impersonating
    164 Emancipated
    165 Emotionally-Unstable
    166 Encephalized
    167 Endangered
    168 Enraged
    169 Entirely Faked
    170 Epileptic
    171 Erotically Inclined
    172 Esoteric
    173 Eternal(ly)
    174 Ethereal(ly)
    175 Ethical
    176 Ethnically Stereotyped
    177 Everflumphing
    178 Eviscerating
    179 Evocative
    180 Exhausted
    181 Existentialist
    182 Exotic
    183 Experienced
    184 Experimental
    185 Expiring
    186 Explosive
    187 Exquisitely Adorned
    188 Extreme(ly)
    189 False(ly)
    190 Fanfiction-Defiled
    191 Farming
    192 Female
    193 Filching
    194 Fine-Sized
    195 First-Born
    196 Flame-Spitting
    197 Flash-Frozen
    198 Flesh Of The
    199 Fleshy
    200 Fletched
    201 Flirty
    202 Floating
    203 Force-Sensitive
    204 Fossilized
    205 Fountain Of
    206 Four-Wheel-Drive-Capable
    207 Fractal
    208 Frictionless
    209 Frisking
    210 Frog Vomiting
    211 From The Most Distant Lands Imagineable, It's A
    212 Frozen
    213 Fumigated
    214 Furry Hunting
    215 Fuzzy
    216 Gadget-Laden
    217 Gargantuan
    218 Garlic Scented
    219 Gelatinous
    220 Generic
    221 Ghost-Fearing
    222 Giftshop-Running
    223 Glaive-Glaive-Guisarme-Glaive Wielding
    224 Glass-Crushing
    225 Good-Natured
    226 Googled
    227 Gothic
    228 Grateful
    229 Gravy Coated
    230 Grudge-Harbouring
    231 Grumpy
    232 Grunge-Harbouring
    233 Guest-Starring
    234 Guitar-Wielding
    235 Gumball Blasting
    236 Habit-Wearing
    237 Halitosaic
    238 Hallowed
    239 Hallucinatory
    240 Hardcoded
    241 Headbanging
    242 Headless
    243 Heavily Armed
    244 Heavy Metal
    245 Hedonistic
    246 Helicopter-Riding
    247 Hexed
    248 Hidden
    249 High-In-Vitamins
    250 Highfive-Deploying
    251 Highly Respected
    252 Hindu
    253 Hive Of
    254 Hoard-Wearing
    255 Hole-Dwelling
    256 Holiday-Themed
    257 Hollow
    258 Holographic
    259 Horde-Wearing
    260 Host-Dependent
    261 Hotrodding
    262 Huge
    263 Humanoid
    264 Humming
    265 Hyperventilating
    266 Hypocritical
    267 Illegal(ly)
    268 Imaginary
    269 Imperial
    270 Imported
    271 Impressionist
    272 Imprisoned
    273 Incessantly Whining
    274 Incoherent
    275 Inebriated
    276 Inside Out
    277 Instinctive(ly)
    278 Instrospective
    279 Interactive Fictional 3D Story About
    280 Internally-LED-Lit
    281 Intrinsically
    282 Investigative
    283 Iron-Shod
    284 Ironic
    285 Irradiated
    286 It's Anything But A
    287 Kaiju'd
    288 Kama Sutric
    289 Kamikaze
    290 Ketchup Covered
    291 Kitten-Harvesting
    292 Lacquered
    293 Land Of The
    294 Lantern-Headed
    295 Large
    296 Larva-Infested
    297 Laser-Guided
    298 Lasso'd
    299 Laughing
    300 Lawn-Mowing
    301 Lecherous
    302 Legendary
    303 Levitating Unsettlingly
    304 Lightcycle-Riding
    305 Lithe, Sensual
    306 Litigated
    307 Load-Bearing
    308 Locomotive
    309 LOOK IT'S A
    310 Lost
    311 Lovecraftian
    312 Magic
    313 Magical(ly)
    314 Male
    315 Malevolent
    316 Maniacal(ly)
    317 Many-Angled
    318 Marching
    319 Marginalized
    320 Marker-Sniffing
    321 Masterwork
    322 Masticating
    323 Mediocre(ly)
    324 Medusaic
    325 Melf's
    326 Menacing
    327 Misgendered
    328 Mistranslated
    329 Mitten-Clad
    330 Morally Defecit
    331 Morbidly Obese
    332 Moshing
    333 Mouth-Breathing
    334 Multi-Shadowed
    335 Multidimensional
    336 Mummified
    337 Napping
    338 Narcoleptic
    339 National Geographic's Book Of
    340 Natural(ly)
    341 Neon-Lit
    342 Neverending
    343 Niche-Filling
    344 Nine-Armed
    345 Nirvana-Approaching
    346 Non-Canon
    347 Notostigmomorphic
    348 Nudist
    349 Nutmeg-Seasoned
    350 Oblique
    351 Oblivious(ly)
    352 Obsessive-Compulsive
    353 Offensive
    354 Oh No, It's The
    355 Old Southern
    356 Ominous
    357 Omnipotent
    358 One SASSY
    359 One-Eyed
    360 Onomatopeidic
    361 Orthogonic
    362 Ostracized
    363 Otiluke's Irresistable
    364 Over The Top
    365 Overcompensating
    366 Overnight-Mailed
    367 Paladin-Eating
    368 Paladin-Spitting
    369 Pan-Dimensional
    370 Pantalooned
    371 Pants-Wearing
    372 Paradigm-Shifting
    373 Parliament Of
    374 Parrot-Wearing
    375 Particularly Visible
    376 Pathetical(ly)
    377 Patriotic
    378 Peon-Crushing
    379 Percussionist
    380 Perennial
    381 Perpetual
    382 Perplexing(ly)
    383 Pie-Defacing
    384 Pie-Faced
    385 Piney
    386 Pistolwhipping
    387 Plague-Ridden
    388 Please Wait, Updating The Drivers For
    389 Poetic
    390 Pointy-Haired
    391 Polite
    392 Polygonal
    393 Polymorphed
    394 Polyps Of A
    395 Poorly Drawn
    396 Poorly Proportioned
    397 Poorly-Assembled
    398 Pope-Mobile-Riding
    399 Porous
    400 Pot-Bellied
    401 Potato-Constructed
    402 Power-Armoured
    403 Powerthirst-Bearing
    404 Praise-Giving
    405 Praise-Worthy
    406 Precarious(ly)
    407 Pregnant
    408 Presumably (a)
    409 Previously Decapitated
    410 Priestly
    411 Primordial
    412 Product-Placement-Laden
    413 Profane(ly)
    414 Profanely Benevolent
    415 Profanity-Spewing
    416 Promiscuous
    417 Pseudopod-Wielding
    418 Psionic
    419 Psychopathic
    420 Psychotic
    421 Pulsing
    422 Pun Involving A
    423 Quadrupally Amputated
    424 Quasi-
    425 Quite-Likeable-For-A-Random-Encounter
    426 QWERTY-Savvy
    427 Rain Of
    428 Raisin-Encrusted
    429 Rampaging
    430 Rancid
    431 Rancorous
    432 Randomly Teleporting
    433 Rare
    434 Rastafarian
    435 Rather Unimpressive
    436 Raving
    437 Really, Really, REALLY
    438 Redheaded
    439 Regally Adorned
    440 Reincarnated
    441 Renaissance
    442 Renally Troubled
    443 Resizing
    444 Reverse
    445 Rickrolling
    446 Ridiculous(ly)
    447 Rigorous(ly)
    448 Rotting
    449 Ruined
    450 Russian
    451 Sacred(ly)
    452 Sacrificed
    453 Saint(ly)
    454 Sanctified
    455 Scared
    456 Schrodinger's
    457 Scientific
    458 Seizuretastic
    459 Self-Absorbed
    460 Self-Contained
    461 Self-Evolved
    462 Self-Referential
    463 Self-Replicating
    464 Serial Killing
    465 Seven
    466 Sewer-Dwelling
    467 Sex-Appeal-Abusing
    468 Sex(il)y
    469 Shiny, Happy
    470 Shovel-Proficient
    471 Simplistical(ly)
    472 Sin-Ridden
    473 Six-Man Team Of
    474 Skulleted
    475 Slandered
    476 Small
    477 Small-Moon Sized
    478 Snoring
    479 Snuggly
    480 Soap-Opera-Style
    481 Societicidal
    482 Sorcerous
    483 Spawning Pit Of
    484 Spectral
    485 Spherical
    486 Spindly
    487 Spine-Breaking
    488 Spirited
    489 Spiteful
    490 Spray-Painted
    491 Squeaky
    492 Squealing
    493 Squirming
    494 Squirrel-Summoning
    495 Stained Glass
    496 Stampeding
    497 Starry-Eyed
    498 Suave
    499 Subatomic
    500 Subepic
    501 Submarine-Riding
    502 Successful
    503 Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious
    504 Survivor of a
    505 Suspicially Humanlike
    506 Swarm-Of-Tiny-Men Controlling A
    507 Swashbuckling
    508 Symbolic
    509 Synchronized Pair Of
    510 Syrupy
    511 Tasha's Hideous
    512 Tattooed
    513 Tauric
    514 Tea-Sipping
    515 Teenaged
    516 Tentacled
    517 Terrestrial
    518 The Dimension Of
    519 The Mother Of All
    520 The Square Root Of
    521 Theatrical
    522 Therapeutic
    523 Thieving
    524 Thorny
    525 Three-Headed
    526 Three-legged
    527 Throttled
    528 Thunderous(ly)
    529 Tick-Infested
    530 Tin-Plated
    531 Tiny
    532 Titanic
    533 Titillating
    534 Tittering
    535 Tofu-Flavoured
    536 Toilet-Feeding
    537 Topiary
    538 Totalitarian
    539 Totally Buff
    540 Towel-Having
    541 Toxic
    542 Trackable
    543 Transmutative
    544 Transparent
    545 Traveling
    546 Trendy
    547 Trivial(ly)
    548 Truncated
    549 Turquoise
    550 Twitchy
    551 Uncephalized
    552 Undead
    553 Underwater
    554 Undiluted
    555 Unexpected
    556 Unfeeling
    557 Unfinished
    558 Unfortunate(ly)
    559 Unfurnished
    560 Ungulating
    561 Unhallowed
    562 Unidentifiable
    563 Uninteresting(ly)
    564 Unmoveable
    565 Unspeakably (/e)
    566 Unstoppable
    567 Unsubtle
    568 Unusually Acrobatic
    569 Unusually Short
    570 Unworthy
    571 Ursine
    572 User-Friendly
    573 Vacationing
    574 Vacillating
    575 Vainglorious
    576 Verbose
    577 Vicarious(ly)
    578 Victorious
    579 Viola-Playing
    580 Viral
    581 Viscuous
    582 Vivacious
    583 Vocally Protesting
    584 Voyeuristic
    585 Waffle-like
    586 Wand-Wielding
    587 Wanna-Be
    588 Water-Walking
    589 Wealthy
    590 Wee L'il
    591 Well-Organized Squad Of
    592 Well-Prepared
    593 Well-Read
    594 Well-Sculpted
    595 Wheeling and Dealing
    596 Whiny
    597 Wielding A Bow That Shoots [@C3], It's A
    598 Wood-Growing
    599 Worldly
    600 Zealous




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    1 [@C1] [@C1]
    2 [@C2] [@C2]
    3 [@C3] Grafted To The Back Of A
    4 [@C3] That Isn't At All Like A
    5 [@C3]-Addicted
    6 [@C3]-disgorging
    7 [@C3]-Eating
    8 [@C3]-Mounted
    9 {1d12}
    10 {40d40}
    11 1930's Gangster Style
    12 1990's Comic Book Edgy
    13 4 Kilometer Tall
    14 Abiotic
    15 Abusive
    16 Acrobatic
    17 Agorophobic
    18 Air-Headed
    19 Alcoholic
    20 Alive
    21 Alkaline
    22 All-Terrain-
    23 Aloe-Vera
    24 Aluminium
    25 Amorphous
    26 Amourous
    27 Amphibious
    28 Amplified
    29 Analogous
    30 Anarchist
    31 Androgynous
    32 Anenome-Coated
    33 Anti-
    34 Anti-gravity
    35 Arachnophobic
    36 Arcanic
    37 Arch-
    38 Archaic
    39 Archer-
    40 Armed
    41 Arthropodic
    42 Artificial
    43 Asbestos-Armoured
    44 ASCII-Rendered
    45 Ash-breathing
    46 Atypical
    47 Awakened
    48 Axiomatic
    49 Aztecan
    50 Baby
    51 Bacon-Serving
    52 Balding
    53 Bane Of
    54 Banshee-Howling
    55 Barbecued
    56 Bat-
    57 Bazooka-Wielding
    58 Bearded
    59 Beastly
    60 Bee-Covered
    61 Beer-
    62 Bikini-Clad
    63 Blackmailing
    64 Bladed
    65 Blasphemous
    66 Blind
    67 Blob-
    68 Blood-Drinking
    69 Bone
    70 Boneless
    71 Boogie-
    72 Brain
    73 Brain-Eating
    74 Breakdancing
    75 Bubble-Wrapped
    76 Bubbly
    77 Cadaverous
    78 Caffeinated
    79 Calcified
    80 Calculating
    81 Cancer-
    82 Cannibalistic
    83 Capitalistic
    84 Captain
    85 Carcinogenic
    86 Catatonic
    87 Cave Spider
    88 CD-Throwing
    89 Celebratory
    90 Celestial
    91 Cesium
    92 Chainsaw-Headed
    93 Chainsaw-Surfing
    94 Charismatic
    95 Cheddar
    96 Cheese-
    97 Cheeseless
    98 Cheesy-Pick-Up-Line-Using
    99 Chemically Assisted
    100 Chicken Infested
    101 Childlike
    102 Chlorine
    103 Chocolate
    104 Chocolate-Coated
    105 Chocolate-Flavoured
    106 Chromatic
    107 Classic
    108 Clean
    109 Clockwork
    110 Cloned
    111 Cloud-
    112 Cobweb-Covered
    113 Commercial
    114 Condescending
    115 Construct-Wearing
    116 Cool-Hat-Clad
    117 Corporate
    118 Creeping
    119 Crimesolving
    120 Crocodile-Wrestling
    121 Crusty
    122 Crying
    123 Crystalline
    124 Culinary
    125 Culturally Ignorant
    126 Cursed
    127 Cutie-
    128 Cyber
    129 Daft
    130 Dairy
    131 Dante's
    132 Dead-Small-Child Possessed
    133 Death-
    134 Deceased
    135 Deep-sea diving
    136 Defenestrating
    137 Dehydrated
    138 Demonic
    139 Desert-Based
    140 Dessert-Based
    141 Devil-
    142 Diabetic
    143 Dire
    144 Director Of
    145 Disconcertingly Feminine
    146 Displacer
    147 Disproportionately Strong
    148 Doctor
    149 Domestic
    150 Double-Parked
    151 Dragon-Riding
    152 Dramatic
    153 Dread-
    154 DRM-Free
    155 DRM-Infested
    156 Dubiously Pretentious
    157 Earth-themed
    158 Educational
    159 Effeminate
    160 Elder
    161 Elite
    162 Elitist
    163 Embarrassingly Weak
    164 Enchanted
    165 Engineered
    166 Entirely Regular (bowels-wise)
    167 Entirely Regular (no unusual characteristics)
    168 Entropic
    169 Escaped
    170 Ex-
    171 Exception That Proves The
    172 Exotic-Weapon-Wielding
    173 Explosively Decompressing
    174 Eye-Plucking
    175 Fairy
    176 Fallen
    177 Fast-Food
    178 Father Of All
    179 Faux-Punk
    180 Feathered
    181 Feebleminded
    182 Festering
    183 Filth
    184 First Edition
    185 Fishnetted
    186 Flaming
    187 Flammable
    188 Flatulent
    189 Flying
    190 Flying Carpet riding
    191 Ford-Truck-Driving
    192 Foreboding
    193 Fornicating Pair Of
    194 Fortified
    195 Fortuitous
    196 Fortunate
    197 Fourth Edition
    198 Free-willed Motile Demiplane of
    199 Freezing
    200 Fungal-Based
    201 Funky
    202 Funny-Looking
    203 Future
    204 Gaggle of
    205 Gardening
    206 Garishly Coloured
    207 Gauze-Wrapped
    208 Ghastly
    209 Ghost Of A(n)
    210 Ghost-
    211 Giant
    212 Giga-
    213 Giggling
    214 Glitter
    215 Glowing
    216 Gluttonous
    217 Gnoll-Riding
    218 Goat-Cheese-Hoarding
    219 Golem Composed of Tiny Little
    220 Gooey
    221 Gore-Splattered
    222 Greater
    223 Gulper
    224 Gummy
    225 Gun-Fu
    226 Gunpowder-
    227 Guy With The Breath Of A
    228 Half-man, Half-
    229 Halfling
    230 Halitosis-suffering
    231 Hallucinating
    232 Handlebar-Moustached
    233 Hard-core
    234 Harmonically Pinched
    235 Heir To The Throne Of
    236 Helium
    237 Hello Kitty
    238 Heroic
    239 Hidden-Weapon-Wielding
    240 Hideous
    241 High
    242 High-Culture
    243 Hilarious
    244 Hill
    245 Hippity-Hop
    246 Hob-
    247 Hollendaise-Soaked
    248 Honey-Covered
    249 Horribly Disfigured
    250 Hotshot
    251 Hover-
    252 Howler
    253 Hungry, Hungry
    254 Husk of a Former
    255 Hydrated
    256 Hygienic
    257 Hyper
    258 Hyper-Intelligent (relatively or otherwise)
    259 Hyperbolic
    260 i-
    261 Icarian
    262 Ice-
    263 Illusory
    264 Immolated
    265 Immortal
    266 Impotent
    267 Inadequate Feeling
    268 Inbred
    269 Incompetent
    270 Inconstanent
    271 Incorporeal
    272 Incredibly Masculine
    273 Industrial
    274 Inexplicably Medium Sized
    275 Inflatable
    276 Insane
    277 Internet
    278 Intimidating
    279 Intricately Wired
    280 Iron
    281 Jazz-
    282 Jet-Propelled
    283 Jewel-Encrusted
    284 Juvenile
    285 Keelhauled
    286 Knights of the Round
    287 Knowledge of
    288 Knuckle-
    289 Kung Fu
    290 Lady-
    291 Laid Back
    292 Lap-top Carrying
    293 Larcenous
    294 Lascivious
    295 Latin-Derived
    296 Latrine
    297 Law-Abiding
    298 Lead
    299 Lego
    300 Lesbian
    301 Lesser
    302 Liberal
    303 Liberal-Arts-Degree-Holding
    304 Licensed
    305 Licorice-Wielding
    306 Live Action
    307 Living Wall of
    308 Local
    309 Loquacious
    310 Love
    311 Low-Sodium
    312 Lumberjacking
    313 Luminescent
    314 Lumpy
    315 Lycanthropic
    316 Lying
    317 Lyre Of
    318 Mafia Comprised Of
    319 Magic-proof
    320 Magical
    321 Magma-Powered
    322 Maintenence
    323 Mammoth-Riding
    324 Man Of
    325 Man-Eating
    326 Man's
    327 Many-Eyed
    328 Marketecturizing
    329 Martian
    330 Mashed
    331 Masked
    332 Maze-Dwelling
    333 Meaty
    334 Mechanical
    335 Melting
    336 Member of the Society for the Preservation Of
    337 Mercury
    338 Metaironic
    339 Metallic
    340 Metameric
    341 Metric
    342 Militant
    343 Miniature
    344 Monastic Order Of The
    345 Monochromatic
    346 Monotonous
    347 Monstrous
    348 Motion
    349 Motorcycle Riding
    350 Mountain Of
    351 Mucous
    352 Multi-Dimensional
    353 Multiclassed
    354 Mutated
    355 Mythological
    356 Naive
    357 Nano-
    358 Narcissistic
    359 Necro-
    360 Necromantic
    361 Needy
    362 Neo-Dwarven
    363 Night
    364 Ninja
    365 Noble
    366 Noisy
    367 Nutritious
    368 Obelisk of
    369 Obviously Homosexual
    370 Octogenarian
    371 Octogonal
    372 Omnitongued
    373 One-Handed
    374 Oozing
    375 Opera
    376 Opiates-Addicted
    377 Optional
    378 Organic
    379 Origami
    380 Orky
    381 Overly
    382 Oversized
    383 Oversized-Weapon-Wielding
    384 Paint-Sniffing
    385 Pajama-Clad
    386 Paper
    387 Para-
    388 Parked
    389 Parody of a
    390 Particularly Hairy
    391 Pervert
    392 Pink
    393 Pirate
    394 Pit-
    395 Pixelated
    396 Pixie-
    397 Plaid
    398 Plastic
    399 Pocket-
    400 Pod-
    401 Poetry-Writing
    402 Pogo-Stick Riding
    403 Poisonous
    404 Polar
    405 Pollution-Ingesting
    406 Poly-
    407 Polystyrene
    408 Ponderous
    409 Poorly Written
    410 Pop-Culture
    411 Porcelain
    412 Poser-
    413 Possessed
    414 Power Word:
    415 Prank
    416 Prince
    417 Prismatic
    418 Pro-
    419 Professional
    420 Progressive
    421 Prophecized
    422 Propogandist
    423 Prostitute Riding
    424 Psoriasis-Ray Wielding
    425 Psychic
    426 Psychotherapeutic
    427 Puddle of
    428 Punk
    429 Pure
    430 Purple
    431 Pyrokinetic
    432 Quarter-Inch Tall
    433 Queen
    434 Questionably Platonic
    435 Radical
    436 Rainbow-Themed
    437 Rebel
    438 Rebellious
    439 Redeemed
    440 Redneck
    441 Refracted
    442 Regenerating
    443 Regretful
    444 Reinforced
    445 Reptilian
    446 Residential
    447 Retardent
    448 Revolutionary
    449 Rhinocerous-
    450 Rhyming
    451 Rhythm
    452 Riderless
    453 Riding-
    454 Roaming Band Of
    455 Rock-And-Roll
    456 Rocket-Propelled
    457 Rodeo
    458 Rogue
    459 Runed
    460 Saber-Toothed
    461 Sado-Masochist Themed
    462 Saint
    463 Samurai
    464 Sand
    465 Satirical
    466 Screaming
    467 Sea-
    468 Secret
    469 Seductive
    470 Senatorial
    471 Septic
    472 Sexually Frustrated
    473 Sexy
    474 Shambhalaing
    475 Shambling
    476 Shatner-esque
    477 Shell of a
    478 Sherrif
    479 Shish-Ka-
    480 Shotgun
    481 Skeletal
    482 Sluggish
    483 Smash-Hit-Single Recording
    484 Smoked
    485 Smoking
    486 Snakes On A
    487 Snarky
    488 Snowball-Spitting
    489 Snowman-
    490 Soapy
    491 Soda
    492 Soothsaying
    493 Sorcellous
    494 Soup, Cream of
    495 Space
    496 Spaghetti-Covered
    497 Spat-Spouting
    498 Spawn Of The
    499 Spellstitched
    500 Spicy
    501 Spiked
    502 Spin-Doctored
    503 Spinning
    504 Spirit-
    505 Splintered
    506 Squealing
    507 Steam-Powered
    508 Steamy
    509 Stegosauratic
    510 Stereotyped
    511 Sterilized
    512 Stomping
    513 Storm
    514 Stranded
    515 Straw-Stuffed
    516 Street
    517 Stylish
    518 Styrofoam
    519 Sumo Wrestling
    520 Super-Effective
    521 Super-Powered
    522 Supplanted
    523 Swamp
    524 Swarm of
    525 Sword-Swallowing
    526 Swordproof
    527 Taffy
    528 Tagged
    529 Tangibly Emo
    530 Tank-Driving
    531 Taser-Tagged
    532 Tasselated
    533 Technical
    534 Techno-
    535 Thai Cuisine-Themed
    536 Thuggish
    537 Tightly Wound
    538 Timbit-Tossing
    539 Timeless
    540 Tired Old
    541 Toffee
    542 Tongue-Twisting
    543 Tooth-Collecting
    544 Tormenting
    545 Tower Of
    546 Traditional
    547 Traditional Chinese
    548 Traditional Dwarven
    549 Traditional Norse
    550 Tree-Sap
    551 Trenchcoat-Clad
    552 Tri-Polar
    553 Tricera-
    554 Trippy
    555 Tusked
    556 Two-Dimensional
    557 Tyrannical
    558 Ultra
    559 Uncoordinated
    560 Underbite-Suffering
    561 Underleveled
    562 Underperforming
    563 Undersized
    564 Unoriginal
    565 Unpaid
    566 Unrealistically Fragile
    567 Untithed
    568 Unusually Dextrous
    569 Unusually Tough
    570 Ur-
    571 Urinal
    572 Utilitarian
    573 Utopiatic
    574 Vampiric
    575 Vegetarian
    576 Veliciraptor Riding
    577 Verminous
    578 Voodoo
    579 Voracious
    580 Vorpal
    581 War
    582 Warforged
    583 Warmongering
    584 Warrior
    585 Wart-wielding
    586 Waxy
    587 Well-Intentioned
    588 Well-Padded
    589 Well-Polished
    590 Were-
    591 Western-Styled
    592 Wheelie-Popping
    593 Whispering
    594 Whistling
    595 Wig-Wearing
    596 Wooly
    597 Worker
    598 Wounded
    599 Youthful
    600 Zombified






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    1 -burg
    2 -opolis
    3 [@C1] [@C2] [@C3]
    4 [@C3] Butcherer
    5 [@C3] Fest
    6 [@C3] Made Of Tiny Little [@C3]s!
    7 [@C3] Of The Deep
    8 [@C3] Of the GODS!
    9 [@C3] That Is Currently ON FIRE!!
    10 [@C3]-Demon
    11 [@C3]-Man!
    12 [@C3]-o-Matic
    13 [@C3]-osaurus
    14 [@C3]Monster
    15 [@C3]smith
    16 [@C3]swarm
    17 Abuse Victim
    18 Accountant
    19 Actor
    20 Admiral
    21 Adventurer
    22 Adventuring Party
    23 Agent
    24 Akupara
    25 Alchemist
    26 Amalgamation of [@C3] and [@C3]
    27 Anenome of the State
    28 Angler fish
    29 Anglosaxon
    30 Angry Poptarts
    31 Animated Pocket Knife
    32 Animated Teddy Bear
    33 Anime Fan
    34 Anime-Spawn
    35 Anklyosaurus
    36 Ant Colony
    37 Anthropomorphic Avatar of a Portion of Reality (time, death, body odour, etc.)
    38 Anthropomorphic Leech
    39 Anticlimax
    40 Antidisestablishmentarianist
    41 Antihero
    42 Apostle
    43 Aquanaut
    44 Arctopus
    45 Armadillo
    46 Art Major
    47 Artist
    48 Assassin
    49 Astronaut
    50 Aunts
    51 Autolaundromaton
    52 Automaton
    53 Autopsy In Progress
    54 Axolotl
    55 Baba Yaga
    56 Babes
    57 Babysitter
    58 Bacteria
    59 Badger
    60 Baker
    61 Ballerina
    62 Barbecue
    63 Barracuda
    64 Batman
    65 Battleship
    66 Bear
    67 Bearbug
    68 Beast
    69 Beatles, The
    70 Beaver
    71 Bee Hive
    72 Beguiler
    73 Behemoth
    74 Beholden
    75 Berserker
    76 Biochemist
    77 Biologist
    78 Bishop
    79 Blue Screen of Death
    80 Book of Nine Recipes
    81 Bourgesie
    82 Buddha
    83 Bug Of Some Sort (it's creepy and hard to tell)
    84 Bugbear
    85 Business Men
    86 Butler
    87 Butt Acne
    88 Cactus
    89 Cadaver
    90 Cakes
    91 Cancer Patient
    92 Cannoneer
    93 Captain Crunch
    94 Car Winch
    95 Cardinal
    96 Carebears
    97 Carnies
    98 Carnivorous Plant
    99 Carp
    100 Castle Made Out Of [@C3]s
    101 Cavalier
    102 Cavalry
    103 Cave Men
    104 Centaur
    105 Cephalopod
    106 Chainsaw
    107 Chauffeur
    108 Chav
    109 Cheerleader
    110 Chef
    111 Chess Piece
    112 Chevalier
    113 Chicken
    114 Child
    115 Chimera
    116 Chimney Sweep
    117 Chippendale Dancer
    118 Chosen One (third choice)
    119 Chupacabra
    120 Cicada
    121 Circus
    122 Clown
    123 Club
    124 Co-ed
    125 Comedian
    126 Communists
    127 Conspiracy Theorist
    128 Constellation
    129 Construct-Sidekick
    130 Cookies (Package Of)
    131 Cowboy
    132 Crab
    133 Cradlerobber
    134 Crazy Cat Lady
    135 Creepy Old Man
    136 Crimesmith
    137 Crocodile
    138 Crossdresser
    139 Crotch Rocket
    140 Crows
    141 Crusader
    142 Crustacean
    143 Cuisinart
    144 Cultist
    145 Cultural Icon
    146 Cyborg
    147 Dadaist
    148 Dave
    149 Deaf Knight
    150 Deathsquad
    151 Demon
    152 Dental Hygienist
    153 Deposed Communist Dictator
    154 Dictator
    155 Dinosaur
    156 Doctor
    157 Dodecapede
    158 Dog
    159 Donkey
    160 Doublehawk
    161 Douchewagon
    162 Dove
    163 Dragon
    164 Draugr
    165 Drone
    166 Drowning Chamber
    167 Duck
    168 Dwarf
    169 Earthworm
    170 Eel
    171 Elder Evil
    172 Elemental
    173 Elephant
    174 Elf
    175 Elk
    176 Emo Kid
    177 Emu
    178 Enemy of the State
    179 Engineer
    180 Euphoria
    181 Evangelist
    182 Event Horizon
    183 Eviscerater
    184 Ex-Familiar
    185 Executioner
    186 Executive
    187 Experiment
    188 Father-Figure
    189 Feminist
    190 Fey
    191 Fiend
    192 Fighter
    193 Fire made of AIDS
    194 Fisherman
    195 Fleetmind
    196 Flying Machine
    197 Flying Saucer
    198 Flying Tank
    199 Folk
    200 Formorian
    201 Freshly Baked Pie
    202 Frog
    203 Furry
    204 G/Mary Sue
    205 Gadgeteer
    206 Gardener
    207 Gazebo
    208 Gelatinous Cube
    209 Gelatinous Pyramid
    210 Gemcutter
    211 Ghost
    212 Ghoul-Friend
    213 Giant
    214 Giant Space Hamster
    215 Gingerbread Man
    216 Gnome
    217 Gnorc
    218 Goblin
    219 God / Goddess
    220 Goldfish (in a fish bowl)
    221 Golem
    222 Goons
    223 Graffiti Artist
    224 Graverobber
    225 Gremlins
    226 Grig
    227 Grue
    228 Guitar Riff
    229 Guitar-Instructor
    230 Gun Nut
    231 Guttersnipe
    232 Hallucination
    233 Hammerer
    234 Handful of Coins
    235 Hangman
    236 Harlequin
    237 Harlot
    238 Heart Burn
    239 Hillbillies
    240 Hippopotamus
    241 Hippy Communion
    242 Hipster
    243 Historical Monument
    244 Hobo
    245 Hole-in-the-ground
    246 Hooker Boots
    247 Hoopsnake
    248 Horse
    249 Horse Archer
    250 Hot librarian
    251 House-Stomping T-Rex
    252 Hugbot (or Lovebot if ECLs > 10!)
    253 Humanoid
    254 Hummingbird
    255 Hunchback
    256 Hydra
    257 Ice berg
    258 Illithid
    259 Illusionist
    260 Imp
    261 Incarnation of Pure Skankitude
    262 Inevitable
    263 Inferno
    264 Inquisiter
    265 Intern
    266 Internal Combustion Engine
    267 Internet Meme
    268 Investment Banker
    269 Irate Customer
    270 Jabberwocky
    271 Jack of All Trades
    272 Jellyfish
    273 Jester
    274 Jesus
    275 Joggers
    276 JRPG Protagonist
    277 Judge
    278 Kangaroo
    279 Kick-Boxer
    280 Killer Bees
    281 Kitchen Sink
    282 Kitten
    283 Kiwi Bird
    284 Knight
    285 Knobgoblin
    286 Kobold
    287 Kraken
    288 Land-Squid
    289 Lantern Archon
    290 Laptop computer
    291 Lawyer
    292 Legendary Dreadnaught
    293 Legion
    294 Lemmings (in full stampede)
    295 Leprachaun
    296 Leviathan
    297 Lick-Boxer
    298 Life-sized Chessboard (complete with pieces)
    299 Lion
    300 Living Cave Drawing
    301 Living Spell
    302 Lizardman
    303 Locksmith
    304 Loot
    305 Lovers Caught In The Act
    306 Lumberjack
    307 Lurch
    308 Lush
    309 Machine
    310 Mad Scientist
    311 Mafia member
    312 Magic Mouth
    313 Magic Mouth-Puncher
    314 Magical Beast With More X's In Its Name Than Vowels
    315 Mailman
    316 Man
    317 Marionette
    318 Marketers
    319 Martial Artist
    320 Mass of hair
    321 Masseuse
    322 Mastadon
    323 Meat Fairy
    324 Meatloaf
    325 Mech
    326 Mechanic
    327 Mechanotherapist
    328 Medusa
    329 Messiah
    330 Methhead
    331 Mexican Style Bandito
    332 Mime
    333 Mining Constructs
    334 Misplaced Apostrophe
    335 Missingno
    336 Mistress
    337 Mobile Phone (Animated Object)
    338 Modern Artist
    339 Modron
    340 Molotov Cocktail
    341 Monk
    342 Monkey
    343 Monolith
    344 Monorail
    345 Monster From Another Campaign Setting
    346 Moose
    347 Motortricycle
    348 Mount
    349 Mouse
    350 Mr. T
    351 Mug of Lager
    352 Munchkin
    353 Murder Victim
    354 Musicians
    355 Mustang
    356 Mustard Package
    357 Nautilus
    358 Nazis
    359 Nerd
    360 Newt
    361 Noosesmith
    362 Nuclear Dumplings
    363 Nun
    364 Nurse
    365 Obligatory Cute Animal Sidekick
    366 Obligatory Romantic Female Lead
    367 Ocelot
    368 Ochre Jell-O.
    369 Ogopogo
    370 Ogre
    371 Oompa Loompas
    372 Orca
    373 Orphan
    374 Ostrich
    375 Outsider
    376 Overlord
    377 Pacifist
    378 Pagan
    379 Paragon Mosquito
    380 Party Dude/tte
    381 Paste-Eater
    382 Patrick Stewart
    383 Peasant Named "Rolfor Inishi Tiv."
    384 Peldagryph
    385 Penguin
    386 Personel
    387 Petunias (potted)
    388 Philosopher
    389 Philosophical Concept Anthropomorphicized
    390 Phoenix
    391 Picketers
    392 Pile of Ooze
    393 Ping Pong Balls
    394 Pink Floyd Reunion Tour
    395 Piranha
    396 Pizza Delivery Specialist
    397 Platyhelminthes
    398 Platypus
    399 Plot Device
    400 Plot Twist
    401 Plumber
    402 Pod People
    403 Poker Game Using A 'Deck of Many Things', Already In Progress.
    404 Poopsmith
    405 Pop-Out book
    406 Pope
    407 Porn Star
    408 Portal (to another dimension) (the second, specifically)
    409 Potash-Maker
    410 Potion of [@C3]
    411 Priest
    412 Princess
    413 Procrastinator
    414 Professor
    415 Psychonaut
    416 Pudding
    417 Punks
    418 Puppy
    419 Purple Worm
    420 Quetzacoatl
    421 Rabbi
    422 Racial Supremicist
    423 Railroad
    424 Rapper
    425 Raven
    426 Raver
    427 Rebelling Proletariat
    428 Rebellion
    429 Record Collection
    430 Redcap
    431 Refridgerator
    432 Remorhaz
    433 Renaissance Artist
    434 Rhamphorhynchus
    435 Rhinoceras
    436 Ring-Wraith
    437 Roach
    438 Roady
    439 Robot
    440 Rock (or maybe a bush?)
    441 Rodent (or Rodent-Like Mammal)
    442 Rogue
    443 Roper
    444 Rotunda
    445 Rust Monster
    446 Rust-bucket
    447 Sackboy
    448 Sahuagin-And-Tonic
    449 Salamander
    450 Salesman
    451 Sammiches
    452 Samuel L. Jackson
    453 Sasquatch
    454 Satyr That Plays A Different Kind Of 'Pipe'
    455 Savescummer
    456 Scabs
    457 Scalykind (because of a skin condition)
    458 Scarab Beetle
    459 Scarecrow
    460 Scene Kid
    461 School Teacher
    462 Scientologist
    463 Scout
    464 Script Kiddy
    465 Scum
    466 Sell-Outs
    467 Sensei
    468 Sentient Cloud of Gas
    469 Sentient Ooze
    470 Sentient Set of Women's Underwear
    471 Sentient Sword
    472 Serving of Bacon
    473 Sexophonist
    474 Shaman
    475 Ship
    476 Shirley Temple
    477 Shogun
    478 Siamese Twins
    479 Siren
    480 Sixsixsixie (think Pixie, Nixie, etc.)
    481 Skeleton Trapped In A Suit Of Flesh
    482 Snail
    483 Snotlings
    484 Snowman
    485 Soccer Mom
    486 Sock Puppet
    487 Soldier
    488 Soothsayer
    489 Sorcerer
    490 SOUL (yours, specifically)
    491 Soul-Sistah
    492 Sphere of Mild Annihilation
    493 Sphere of Ultimate Exasperation
    494 Sphinx
    495 Stalker / Fanboy Multiclass
    496 Stalker, Visible
    497 Star
    498 Statue
    499 Stereotypical 1970's-Movie-Style Kung Fu Master
    500 Stick Figure
    501 Sticks (from snakes)
    502 Streetrat
    503 Subnova
    504 Successful Suicide Attempt
    505 Succubus
    506 Superheroes
    507 Supervillains
    508 Surfer Dude
    509 SUV
    510 Swarm of Prawn
    511 Swashbuckler
    512 Sylph
    513 Table
    514 Taco
    515 Talking Stop Sign (named 'Greg')
    516 Tankgirl
    517 Tax Collector
    518 Taxi Driver
    519 Telemarketer
    520 Termites
    521 Terrorists
    522 Theologist
    523 Thieves
    524 Thrasher
    525 Thresher
    526 Thug
    527 Tiger
    528 Time Traveller
    529 Titan
    530 Toad
    531 Toilet
    532 Tombraider
    533 Tooth
    534 Topless Chick (exactly what mental image just came to mind)
    535 Topless Chick (literally, a young chicken from the waist down)
    536 Tornado
    537 Towering Phallic Representation
    538 Trailer Park
    539 Train
    540 Traps
    541 Treant
    542 Treasure Type XXX
    543 Tree
    544 Trogdor!
    545 Troglodyte
    546 Troll
    547 Trooper
    548 Tsaritsa
    549 Turtle
    550 Tyranid Horde
    551 Umberhulk
    552 Unicorn
    553 Unladen Swallow
    554 Unnecessary Fortitude Save
    555 Unrecognizable Mass of Jaggies
    556 Urchin
    557 Utahraptor
    558 Vagrant
    559 Valkyrie
    560 Vampire
    561 Vandal
    562 Vermin
    563 Victim of Spontaneous Combustion
    564 Vigilante
    565 Violinist
    566 Voyeur
    567 Vulcans
    568 Wageslave
    569 Walrus
    570 Waltz
    571 Warlock
    572 Weasel
    573 Week-Old Pizza
    574 Wendigo
    575 Whale
    576 Wheat Thresher
    577 Whirlwind of [@C3]s
    578 Whitesmith
    579 Wigger
    580 Windmill
    581 Witch
    582 Witch Doctor
    583 Witch That Will Turn Into A [@C3]
    584 Witch That Will Turn You Into A [@C3]
    585 Wizard
    586 Wookie
    587 Worm
    588 WoW Player
    589 Writer's Block
    590 Xenomorph
    591 Xylophone (self-playing)
    592 Yardsale
    593 Yeti
    594 Yog-Sothoth
    595 Youth
    596 Yuppy
    597 Zergling
    598 Zomb-Bees
    599 Zombie
    600 Zorro




    Have fun.

    I apologize that not all results are awesometacular, but with this much complexity going on some are bound to be a little less fun. Sorry. I also apologize for the handful of inside jokes (like sockbats or rock (or maybe a bush?) ).


    EDIT::: 400 results now? Wowee!
    EDIT::: 500 results! MADNESS!
    EDIT::: 600. AND quite a few results were changed either because they rarely worked (C2 'Boss Of The') or just to standardize them a bit so there Are No randomly capitalized Words.
    Last edited by TSED; 2009-07-09 at 04:51 PM. Reason: Greatest Random Encounter Chart Ever (V6.0)!

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    Hmm, let's try...

    *Rolls*

    Headless Sexy Dragon?

    *Rolls Again*

    Viola-Playing Incredibly Masculine Lantern Archon?

    *Rolls Once More*

    Vocally Protesting Dire Valkyrie?

    *Rolls Three More Times*

    Disobedient Eye-Plucking Mad Scientist?

    Custom-Made Chainsaw-Headed Stereotypical 1970's movie style Kung Fu Master?

    Unfinished Horribly Disfigured Whirlwind of Ping Pong Balls?


    OK, this is the Greatest Random Encounter Chart Ever.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lord Xavius View Post
    OK, this is the Greatest Random Encounter Chart Ever.
    I hope you don't mind me sigging that.

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    Sacrificed Laid back Handful of coins

    Nutmeg-seasoned Traditional Chinese Mistress

    Clean-Shaven Bikini-Clad Hillbillies

    Profanity-Spewing Psychic Sentient Sword



    Hm. First two were kinda 'meh,' but the last two were *snigger*-worthy.

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    Ceramic Garishly colored Monster from Another Campaign Setting
    Holiday-Themed Dubiously Pretentious Gelatinous Cube
    Morbidly obese Catatonic Unnecessary Fortitude Save

    lol, nice job in there.
    Anyone to draw these random things?

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    Despicable Hard-Core WoW Player. This is one that actually sounds somewhat reasonable in a game of d20 modern or some such.

    Self-Evolved Break Dancing Killer Bees.

    Sewer Dwelling Goat-Cheese-Hoarding Lumberjack.

    I'm not the only one who wants to see all these monsters statted out right ?

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    a sycronised pair of eldar evil
    pancake-atar created by RTG0922

    Quote Originally Posted by loopy View Post
    xPANCAKEx - He's a scumbag, but he's a wise scumbag.

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    Bookmarked for further use.

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    What the heck. Here's one of the more esoteric base creatures, cuz I've got nothing better to do.




    Guitar Riff

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    Small Elemental (Sonic)
    Hit Dice
    : 2d8 -2 (7 hp)
    Initiative: +3
    Speed: Fly 30' (perfect)
    Armor Class:
    14 (+1 size, +2 dex, +1 natural), touch 13, flat-footed 12
    Base Attack/Grapple: +1 / -3
    Attack: Slam +3 (1d4-1 + 1d4 sonic)
    Full Attack: Slam +1
    Space/Reach: 5ft. / 5ft.
    Special Attacks: Unearthly Riff
    Special Qualities: Amazing Sound, Darkvision 60', Elemental Traits, Immunity to Sonic, Vulnerable to Silence, Musical Healing, Longer Not Fatter
    Saves: Fort + 0, Ref + 6, Will +0
    Abilities: Str 8, Dex 14, Con 8, Int 4, Wis 11, Cha 17
    Skills: Perform (Guitar) +10, Listen +5,
    Feats: Skill Focus (Perform (Guitar)) B, Weapon Finesse B, Dodge
    Environment: Any civilization (with guitars, that is)
    Organization: Solitary
    Challenge Rating: 1
    Treasure: None
    Alignment: Always Neutral
    Advancement: 2-4 HD (Small), 5-8 HD (Medium), 9-13 HD (Large), 14-19 (Huge), 20-30 (Gargantuan), 31-50 (Colossal)


    Description/background/characteristics

    Guitar Riffs are elementals of pure guitar goodliness. They tend to keep themselves hidden, traveling around cities looking for a guitarist to appreciate. They try to avoid combat if they can, forcing their would-be aggressors to rock out and fleeing before they can retaliate. They only attack individuals who they see as particularly threatening (aka 'bad at guitar'). It is considered an irredeemable mark of shame for a professional musician or bard to be attacked by a Guitar Riff.

    A Guitar Riff looks like five black rings floating in space, with a clef denoting which way they are focusing most of their attention. When the Guitar Riff makes noises, note heads appear corresponding to what was made and travel around the body, making it back to the clef when the note ends. A Guitar Riffs are almost always found in large cities, as rural areas or smaller towns don't tend to have enough guitar work to keep their interest, though a particularly skilled rural musician may find a small flock of them condensing around him.


    Combat

    In combat, a Guitar Riff will generally try to use its Unearthly Sound ability as effectively and often as it can. If it was attacked, it will generally try to use its flight to get away, often hiding in some obscure gutter atop one of the many buildings in the area. If some one is blaspheming against the guitar, it tends to 'show them how its done' with its Unearthly Sound, then close in and make slam attacks. They then flee right before it wears off.


    Just Too Good (Su) :
    The Guitar Riff is an elemental composed of pure guitar-goodness. It adds its hit dice as a competence modifier to Perform (Guitar) checks (already factored in the stats provided).

    Longer, Not Fatter (Ex) :
    The Guitar Riff does not suffer any dexterity penalties for going up a size category.

    Unearthly Sound (Su) :
    The Guitar Riff lets loose a wailing riff too good to be from the mortal plane. Once every 6 rounds, as a full round action, the Guitar Riff can make every intelligent creature within 100' make a will save (DC 15, the saving throw is charisma-based) or rock out (throw a hand in the air and bang their head vigorously). Victims that fail this save are considered flat footed and dazed the round after they stop. They continue headbanging for a number of rounds equal to the Guitar Riff's charisma modifier. Additionally, if the victim failed its saving throw by 5 points or more, it must drop every item it is carrying and pretend it is playing along. This is a mind-affecting, sonic compulsion effect.

    Musical Healing (Su) :
    As a being of pure music, hearing mortals make music can help mend any wounds it may have taken. Every round a Perform (Guitar) check is made by a non-elemental creature, a Guitar Riff gains a number of hit points equal to the Perform check -5. Guitar Riffs are actually harmed by poor guitar playing and are likely to attack individuals blaspheming the Holy Instrument (ie, getting perform checks under 6 consistently). Additionally, a Guitar Riff can gain temporary hit points from this (maximum determined by their hit dice; 2 temporary hit points can be had per every hit dice) and they last a number of minutes equal to the Guitar Riff's charisma modifier, however, the check must be at least twice their hit dice +5 to give them this effect.

    Immunity to Sonic (Su) :
    Guitar Riffs are immune to sonic damage or any spell with a (sonic) descriptor.

    Vulnerable to Silence (Su) :
    Any magical silence effect causes negative levels to be bestowed upon the Guitar Riff equal to the spell level it was at. For example, if a 2HD Guitar Riff was subject to a Silence spell and failed its saving throw, it would be killed instantly. If a 3HD Guitar Riff failed its saving throw, it would be considered a 1 HD Guitar Riff for the duration of the spell.

    Elemental Traits (Ex) :
    A Guitar Riff is immune to poison, sleep, paralysis, and stunning. Since it has no clear front or back, it is not subject to critical hits or flanking. A Guitar Riff has Darkvision up to 60' and cannot be resurrected except by a Wish or Miracle.



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    Size and Type
    The base creature's size and type are not changed, except if the template was applied to an animal. It then becomes a Magical Beast.

    Hit Dice
    Do not change.

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    The Breakdancer gains the feat 'Lightning Reflexes' which results in a +2 to reflex saving throws.

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    The Breakdancer always considers Perform (Dancing) a class skill. If it is of a type that cannot learn skills (for example, vermin), it gains a racial bonus equal to its hit dice.

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    The Breakdancer gains a +1 dodge bonus to AC.

    Special Attacks
    The Breakdancer gains the ability to call forth a Dance Fight. The Breakdancer then begins breakdancing (a rigorous and complex series of motions) as a full round action. Opponents within 15' have two options: they may either accept the Dance Fight or they may ignore the Dance Fight.
    If they accept the Dance Fight, they also begin breakdancing (and makes an opposed Perform (Dance) check). The winner of the Dance Fight inflicts 1d6 points of damage (the Breakdancer can make any amount subdual that it wishes) on the loser per point that their check surpassed the loser's.

    Alternately, the opponent can ignore the check. The Perform Check is considered the Breakdancer's AC, and the opponent takes 1d6 points of damage per class level (the attacker's class level, not the Breakdancer's, and once again the Breakdancer can make any amount of the damage subdual) if it misses, due to the Breakdancer using its fly moves to trip up and use its uncultured enemy's tactless maneuvering against it. If the enemy wants to cast a spell, it must make a concentration check that surpasses the Breakdancer's Perform check, else it is disrupted.

    The opponent can choose to ignore the Breakdancer if it wants. Creatures not within 15' are not affected. This is an extraordinary ability.


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    This is awesome!

    I like how the Breakdancing template has a Level Adjustment. Now I wanna play as one! I wonder what class would be most effective while breakdancing?
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    Nope, it's not quite the best generator ever.

    It doesn't include Two Men Playing Texas Hold 'Em With A Deck Of Many Things.
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    First-born Mechanical Leprechan

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    Custom made... prostitute-riding..... tree? O_o



    Okay yeah, I <3 this chart.
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    Nope, it's not quite the best generator ever.

    It doesn't include Two Men Playing Texas Hold 'Em With A Deck Of Many Things.
    It has this:

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    Pregnant Glitter Pope
    Medium Humanoid (Human)
    HD: 4d6 + 4
    Initiative: -1
    Speed: 15ft
    AC: 15 (-1 Dex, +3 Cloth armor, +2 Natural, +1 Pope Hat (Sacred))
    Base Attack: +3 / +5
    Attack: Staff +5 Melee (1d6+3 / x2)
    Space / Reach: 5 / 5
    Special Attacks: Spell Casting, Luminescent, With Child
    Special Qualities: Spell Resistance 14, Spiritual Leader
    Saves: Fort +2, Ref +0, Will +11
    Abilities: Str 14, Dex 8, Con 13, Int 10, Wis 19, Cha 14
    Skills: Know(Religion) +12, Know(History) +7, Heal +11
    Feats: Iron Will, Skill Focus (Knowledge Religion), Leadership
    Environment: Church, Pope Mobile
    Organization: Solitary, Group (Pregnant Glitter Pope +3-5 Second level Clerics), Congregation (Pregnant Glitter Pope +3-5 2nd Level Clerics +60 - 100 1st level Commoners)
    Challenge Rating: 5
    Treasure: Standard +Pope's Regalia
    Alignment: Usually Lawful Good
    Level Adjustment: +1

    Spell Casting: The Pregnant Glitter Pope cast spells as a 4th level Cleric. The DC of his spells is 14+ Spell level. The Pregnant Glitter Pope may not cast spells with the Evil Descriptor.

    Luminescent: The Pregnant Glitter Pope glows with a sparkling radiance, extending a 60 foot radius of light around him at all times, as per the daylight spell. In addition, every round the light cast from a Pregnant Glitter Pope is within range of a darkness spell or a spell with the figment or shadow subtype, he automatically makes a dispel check with a caster level of 6 against the affect.

    With Child: The Pregnant Glitter Pope has entered his third trimester and is showing. Any creature with an intelligence score of 3 or more attempting to strike the Pregnant Glitter Pope must make a DC 18 will save or be overcome by guilt, forcing them to attack another target instead. Creatures must also make this check if a spell or spell like ability would harm the Pregnant Glitter Pope, either through hit point damage or ability damage. Non-overtly threatening attacks such as hold person are to affected by this ability. The save DC is wisdom based.

    Spiritual Leader: The Pregnant Glitter Pope is a spiritual leader. All NPCs that share a religion with the Pregnant Glitter Pope have an initial attitude of friendly and are willing to provide most services for free. This ability also grants the Pregnant Glitter Pope the leadership feat with a +6 inherent bonus to his leadership score.

    Pope's Regalia: The Pregnant Glitter Pope always has two items on his person, regardless of any other material wealth. The Pope's regalia consists of two items, The Robe of the Pregnant Pope, and the Righteous Glittering Hat of the Pope. The Robe of the Pregnant Pope functions as a +2 Set of Cloth armor with the ability to cast cure light wounds or remove disease, or any combination of the two, 4 times per day. The Righteous Glittering Hat of the Pope provides a +1 sacred bonus to AC and provides a +2 Sacred bonus to the caster level of any spells with the Good, Light, or Healing descriptors.


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    A subepic soup, cream of goblin. Not exactly an encounter.

    Nirvana-approaching melting Dental Hygienist.

    Lovecraftian anti-lovecraftian Monk.

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    A lovecraftian anti-lovecraftian Monk? I think that needs a little work. o.O


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    Man, you definitely should apply for a job with the Munchkin guys
    This thing is pure awesome.
    This is a litany of lost things,
    a canon of possessions dispossessed,
    a photograph, an old address, a key.
    It is a list of words to memorize
    or to forget – of amo, amas, amat,
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    Medium Humanoid (Human)
    HD: 4d6 + 4
    Initiative: -1
    Speed: 15ft
    AC: 15 (-1 Dex, +3 Cloth armor, +2 Natural, +1 Pope Hat (Sacred))
    Base Attack: +3 / +5
    Attack: Staff +5 Melee (1d6+3 / x2)
    Space / Reach: 5 / 5
    Special Attacks: Spell Casting, Luminescent, With Child
    Special Qualities: Spell Resistance 14, Spiritual Leader
    Saves: Fort +2, Ref +0, Will +11
    Abilities: Str 14, Dex 8, Con 13, Int 10, Wis 19, Cha 14
    Skills: Know(Religion) +12, Know(History) +7, Heal +11
    Feats: Iron Will, Skill Focus (Knowledge Religion), Leadership
    Environment: Church, Pope Mobile
    Organization: Solitary, Group (Pregnant Glitter Pope +3-5 Second level Clerics), Congregation (Pregnant Glitter Pope +3-5 2nd Level Clerics +60 - 100 1st level Commoners)
    Challenge Rating: 5
    Treasure: Standard +Pope's Regalia
    Alignment: Usually Lawful Good
    Level Adjustment: +1

    Spell Casting: The Pregnant Glitter Pope cast spells as a 4th level Cleric. The DC of his spells is 14+ Spell level. The Pregnant Glitter Pope may not cast spells with the Evil Descriptor.

    Luminescent: The Pregnant Glitter Pope glows with a sparkling radiance, extending a 60 foot radius of light around him at all times, as per the daylight spell. In addition, every round the light cast from a Pregnant Glitter Pope is within range of a darkness spell or a spell with the figment or shadow subtype, he automatically makes a dispel check with a caster level of 6 against the affect.

    With Child: The Pregnant Glitter Pope has entered his third trimester and is showing. Any creature with an intelligence score of 3 or more attempting to strike the Pregnant Glitter Pope must make a DC 18 will save or be overcome by guilt, forcing them to attack another target instead. Creatures must also make this check if a spell or spell like ability would harm the Pregnant Glitter Pope, either through hit point damage or ability damage. Non-overtly threatening attacks such as hold person are to affected by this ability. The save DC is wisdom based.

    Spiritual Leader: The Pregnant Glitter Pope is a spiritual leader. All NPCs that share a religion with the Pregnant Glitter Pope have an initial attitude of friendly and are willing to provide most services for free. This ability also grants the Pregnant Glitter Pope the leadership feat with a +6 inherent bonus to his leadership score.

    Pope's Regalia: The Pregnant Glitter Pope always has two items on his person, regardless of any other material wealth. The Pope's regalia consists of two items, The Robe of the Pregnant Pope, and the Righteous Glittering Hat of the Pope. The Robe of the Pregnant Pope functions as a +2 Set of Cloth armor with the ability to cast cure light wounds or remove disease, or any combination of the two, 4 times per day. The Righteous Glittering Hat of the Pope provides a +1 sacred bonus to AC and provides a +2 Sacred bonus to the caster level of any spells with the Good, Light, or Healing descriptors.


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    I love you.

    Also: why does the POPE have str14? Not to sound like a capitalistic oppressor, but... he has people to DO that for him now.

    Also, you'd think that his CR would increase over his class levels by at least 2. Especially with that elite array and all.
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    I had to borrow that Pregnant Glitter Pope over there , sorry xD



    Pope-Mobile Riding Super-Powered Self-Playing Xilophone
    Large Construct
    Hit Dice: 4d10 + 30 (52 hp)
    Initiative: -1 (-1 size)
    Speed: 70 ft. (wheels)
    Armor Class: 16 (-1 size, +5 natural, +2 deflection (bulletproof glass windows)), touch 9*, flatfooted 16).
    Base Attack: +7/+14
    Attack: Overrun +11
    Full Attack: Overrun +11
    Space/Reach: 10ft/0ft
    Special Attacks: Spell Casting, Bardic Music, Bardic Knowledge, Improved Fascinate, Persistant Fascinate, Infinity Fascinate.
    Special Qualities: Spell Resistance 20, Construct Traits
    Saves: Fort +2, Ref +2, Will +2
    Abilities: Str 24, Dex 10, Con -, Int 12, Wis 11, Cha 17
    Skills: Perform (Xilophone) +18, Listen +7, Knowledge (History) 6.
    Feats: Skill Focus (Perform (Xilophone)), Ability Focus (Bardic Music: Fascinate)
    Environment: Pope Mobile
    Organization: Solitary, Player (Pope-Mobile Riding Super-Powered Self-Playing Xilophone + 1 Pregnant Glitter Pope), Group (Pope-Mobile Riding Super-Powered Self-Playing Xilophone + 1 Pregnant Glitter Pope +3-5 Second level Clerics) Congregation (Pope-Mobile Riding Super-Powered Self-Playing Xilophone + 1 Pregnant Glitter Pope +3-5 2nd Level Clerics +60 - 100 1st level Commoners).
    Challenge Rating: 6
    Treasure: None
    Alignment: Usually Chaotic Good


    Spell Casting: The Pope-Mobile Riding Super-Powered Self-Playing Xilophone casts spells as a 3rd level Bard. The DC of its spells is 13 + spell level. Though a Pope-Mobile Riding Super-Powered Self-Playing Xilophone can't cast spells with somatic components, it may exchange any verbal or material component with its self playing as a Free Action.

    Bardic Music and Bardic Knowledge: The Pope-Mobile Riding Super-Powered Self-Playing Xilophone can make use of Bardic Music skills, and it's Bardic Knowledge as if it were a 6th level Bard.

    Improved Fascinate: The Pope-Mobile Riding Super-Powered Self-Playing Xilophone can make use of its Fascinate Bardic Music to affect ANYTHING capable of hearing (except the Pregnant Glitter Pope). The affected creature may not be able to SEE the Pope-Mobile Riding Super-Powered Self-Playing Xilophone, but must still be able to hear it.

    Persistant Fascinate: The Pope-Mobile Riding Super-Powered Self-Playing Xilophone can play it's fascinating song as long as it wants, and it's effects won't wore off until three days have passed, during which the affected creature(s) will want to listen to that beautiful song again.

    Infinity Fascinate: The Pope-Mobile Riding Super-Powered Self-Playing Xilophone can select an unlimited number of creatures as the targets of his Fascinate Bardic Music, and can use it's Fascinate music as many times a day as it wants.
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    Lovecraftian Prismatic Abuse Victim for the win.

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    Unusually Short Spaghetti-covered Yardsale - Cursed potions of healing half off!

    Ok, before the yardsale closes I quickly grab some spaghetti off the stuff so I don't have to use my trail rations, and then buy a few of the cursed potions to slip to enemies (or at least resell if I can't use them, since with 50% off I can get the same price back selling them to some other merchant).


    Self-replicating Crying Tombraider

    I dominate it and use it to finish Tomb of Horrors for me. It needs to be self-replicating since things die there so quickly, and of course in ToH there's lots of reasons to cry. ;)


    Helicopter riding Cursed Gelatinous Pyramid

    Gelatinous Cube's have Int 0, so I assume a Gelatinous Pyramid isn't any smarter. Since such a creature (especially if cursed) is no way capable of knowing how to fly a helicopter, I run and get out from underneath it and wait 30 seconds or so until it crashes in a big fireball. ;)

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    31: Black 118: Giga- 277: Turtle

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    Haha, I got a Absolutely Devoid of Talent, Exotic Weapon Wielding, Quetzacoatl.

    I picture a very confused Quetzacoatl flying around clumsily with a spiked chain in its tail. In combat it would be very vicious just through random thrashing, though would probably kill itself within seconds...

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    Great find, love this chart.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Tengu_temp View Post
    It has this:

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    I stand corrected.

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    Sewer Dwelling Goat-Cheese-Hoarding Lumberjack.

    I'm not the only one who wants to see all these monsters statted out right ?
    Sewer Dwelling Goat Cheese Hoarding Lumberjack
    Medium Humanoid (Human)
    HD 6d8+18 (45hp)
    Speed 30 ft.
    Init: +3
    AC 17; touch 17; flat-footed 14
    (+3 Dex, +2 Insight, +2 Deflection)
    BAB +4; Grp +8
    Attack Greataxe +9 (1d12+6, 20/x3)
    Full-Attack Greataxe +9 (1d12+6, 20/x3)
    Space 5 ft.; Reach 5 ft.
    Special Attacks Disengorge Cheese, Timber Chop
    Special Qualities Swampwalk
    Saves Fort +8 Ref +5 Will +4
    Abilities Str 18, Dex 16, Con 16, Int 14, Wis 14, Cha 14
    Skills Hide +12, Knowledge (Dungeoneering) +11, Knowledge (Nature) +11, Survival +11, Swim +13
    Feats Weapon Focus (Greataxe), Combat Expertise, Ability Focus (Disengorge Cheese), Improved Trip
    Environment Urban, Underground
    Organization Single, Pair, Brood (2-12), Gaggle (5-60)
    Challenge Rating 5
    Treasure Nonstandard
    Alignment Usually Lawful Neutral
    Advancement 7-9 HD (Large) or by character class; Favored Class Warblade
    Level Adjustment +2

    Swampwalk (Ex): Sewer Dwelling Lumberjacks take no penalty to movement in up to chest deep fetid, filth-filled water. In addition, in such water, they can hold their breath up to four times their constitution modifier in rounds, and they gain a +4 racial bonus to hide.

    Disengorge Cheese (Ex): Three times per day, a Goat Cheese Hoarding Lumberjack can spew forth a 30ft cone of foul smelling ichor composed primarily of partial digested goat cheese and bile. Those who fail a DC 18 fortitude save are nauseated by the experience for 1d3+2 rounds. Those who succeed are still traumatized by the event, becoming shaken for the same number of rounds. The save is constitution based and includes a +2 feat bonus.

    Timber Chop (Ex): A Lumberjack that hits with a Greataxe attack can attempt to trip the opponent (+8 check modifier) as a free action without making a touch attack or provoking an attack of opportunity. If the attempt fails, the opponent cannot react to trip the Lumberjack.

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