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    Quote Originally Posted by SweetRein View Post
    Yeah. I fixed that just after Ascension made the post.

    So, a revision of my generator is at hand then?
    Maybe. Up to you, of course.

    The 400s are already in the original post, edited in. If you'd like I can note-send it to you without the numbering (I transferred this to excel, best move I ever made. SO MUCH EASIER now).

    Also, on occasion you get "MISSING" in a field on yours. Might want to look into that?

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    Ethnically Stereotyped Poser-Topless Chick (literally, a young chicken from the waist down), Incredibly awesome
    Also, Product-Placement-Laden Stylish Guitar Riff and
    QWERTY-Savvy Man-eating Obligatory cute animal sidekick
    Greatest encounter table EVER
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    Quote Originally Posted by xxrevanxx View Post
    Erotically Inclined Chocolate Tree *snicker*
    Incessently Whining Pyrokinetic Kitten
    Thunderously Diabetic Victim of Spontaneous Combustion
    Rastafarian Breakdancing Sentient Cloud of Gas
    Mouth-Breathing Tangibly Emo House-stomping T-Rex
    Serial Killing Man-eating Telemarketer
    LOL
    So epic!
    I must bump. XD

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    Ruined Sexually Frustrated Emo Kid!
    Last edited by GoC; 2009-05-16 at 03:25 PM.

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    Amusingly Multiclassed Ochre Jell-O
    Oh No, It's the Displacer Anthropomorphic Avatar of Broken Bones
    Emancipated Gaggle of Bearbug
    Boat Wearing Anarchist Buddha
    Deep-Fried Immortal Chipendale Dancer
    Extremely Para-False Cultural Icon
    Ethnically Stereotyped Caffeinated Package of Cookies
    Really, Really, REALLY Free-willed Mobile Demiplane of Fire Made of AIDS
    Gelatinous Atypical Apostle
    Arachnoid Blob-Leviathan

    ...

    I just rolled up at least five epic monsters of incredible stupidity. I love this table. I want it to bear my children.
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    Cyber Unoriginal Monster From Another Campaign Setting.

    Robo-illithids, here we go!
    Quote Originally Posted by Telok View Post
    Imagine if the combat system was as well thought out and explained as the skill system. You could cut it down to a page and a half, monsters would be about three sentences long. Best of all you don't have to remember any tables for conditions or detail the special abilities because you've got rulings instead of rules.
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    I'm going to be honest, "the Welsh became a Great Power and conquered Germany" is almost exactly the opposite of the explanation I was expecting

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    Ghost-Fearing Motorcycle riding Cyborg--Sounds like a character backstory
    Pistolwhipping Flying Crotch Rocket--
    Pope-Mobile-Riding Motorcycle riding Hobo--What?
    Spray-Painted Hygenic Life Size Chessboard--Sounds like something from real life.
    Abstractly Stranded Jellyfish
    Awesome avatar by the amazing Serpentine!

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    Spell Mastery. Seriously a Wizard without Spell Mastery is like a Fighter without Weapon Focus: possible, but why?

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    This thread actually contains enough awesomeness in it to get me to make an account, just so I can post in it.

    The crowning monster: Neverending Spicy Serving of bacon! (stats here)

    Runners up: Flame-Spitting Steam-Powered Crab (found here)
    Bloated Cannibalistic Thieves
    Thunderously Metric Jesus
    Serial Killing Flammable Victim of Spontaneous Combustion
    Suspicially Humanlike Hyperbolic Jack of All Trades
    Interactive Fictional 3D Story About Noisy Berserker
    And the classic: Wanna-Be Punk Adventurer!

    EDIT: This one has to be added: Wanna-Be Sex-Appeal-Abusing Pizza Delivery Specialist
    EDIT 2: And these five: 8-Legged Arthropodic Zombie Head On A Stick (Speech-capable)
    Pie-Faced Tormenting Successful Suicide Attempt
    Lecherous Condescending Princess
    Teenaged Lumpy Sentient set of women's underwear
    Buried Alive Member of the Society for the Preservation Of Hole-in-the-ground
    This chart is the best.
    Last edited by Xan_Kriegor; 2009-05-16 at 04:02 PM. Reason: Adding more monsters

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    Misgendered Lumpy Train.
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    ........................... ok, I think we need a campaign setting just as nonsensical as this encounter table to compliment it.
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    Serial Killing Defenestrating Snowman!

    Pregnant Inconstanent Captain Crunch!

    Nirvana-Approaching Blob-Rodent!

    Masterwork Sado-masochist themed Modern Artist!
    Secure your own mask before helping others.

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    exquisitely adorned swamp behemoth

    wannabe poly-lawyer

    diamond-encrusted omni-tongued cowboy


    This is pretty win.

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    wow One-Eyed Licorice-Wielding Zombie head on a stick
    I lurv it.

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    Let's try this again...

    Subatomic Anarchist Yardsale (Cursed Potions of Healing 50% Off!)

    Hive of Keelhauled Flying Saucer(s)

    Spray-Painted Untithed Tornado

    8-Legged Snarky Hooker Boots

    Introspective Taffy Mime

    This is still the greatest random encounter chart ever.

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    I got "<Amalgamation of <Goons> and <Tax Collector>>-Man!" for my C3 (brackets included for clarify by my rolling program)

    Um... I didn't realize how old the thread was - is it a problem to post in a thread a month old?
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    Haven't posted here in ages, but this is fantastic!

    "Holiday-themed puddle of Nazis"

    "Product-Placement-Laden High-culture Elder Evil" (HPL just rolled over in his grave!)

    "Carnivorous Halitosis-suffering Punks"

    "Sin-Ridden Hidden-Weapon-Wielding Anthropomorphic Avatar of a Portion of Reality (time, death, body odour, etc.)"

    "Hyperventilating cannibalistic assassin" I feel a movie in the works!

    It just goes on and on! Thanks!

    EDIT: "Please Wait, Updating The Drivers For Inflatable Mary Sue" ... I don't think I *want* to know. :)
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    Quote Originally Posted by Random832 View Post
    I got "<Amalgamation of <Goons> and <Tax Collector>>-Man!" for my C3 (brackets included for clarify by my rolling program)

    Um... I didn't realize how old the thread was - is it a problem to post in a thread a month old?
    I sure hope not, because my brainchild is amazing and needs more love.

    That's right. Off, peons, and continue to bring me the wonderful filthy lucre of my table! Bwahaha!



    In other news, I get the feeling that I've distanced myself enough from it to start working on V5.0 Woo.

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    Quote Originally Posted by TSED View Post
    In other news, I get the feeling that I've distanced myself enough from it to start working on V5.0 Woo.
    V5.0 : Now with d500s!
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    Quote Originally Posted by DamnedIrishman View Post
    V5.0 : Now with d500s!
    Yep.

    At about 445 in every column, which is unusual. In the past I tended to fill one column really really fast and then the others would slowly catch up.

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    Quote Originally Posted by DamnedIrishman View Post
    V5.0 : Now with d500s!

    IT HATH BEEN WROUGHT.


    Let's see what you can roll up!

    EDIT:: Hmm, seems I am incapable of editing the V4.0 to V5.0? That is strange.
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    Hahaha, these sound like encounters from Earthbound. I love it.
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    People seem hesitant, so let me spark some:


    Sanctified Chainsaw-headed Marionette
    Pseudopod-Wielding Ghost-Table
    Fountain Of Veliciraptor Riding Baba Yagas
    Kaiju'd Cave Spider Hobo
    Grumpy Sumo Wrestling Nazis
    Unusually Acrobatic Mechanical Toilet
    Heavy Metal Skeletal Train
    Quasi- Progressive Rock (or maybe a bush?)
    Highly Respected Lumberjacking Crimesmith
    Unusually Short Reptilian Hobo That Is Currently ON FIRE!!

    Apologetically Omnitongued Angler fish
    Asgardian Poisonous Mastadon
    Christlike Husk of a Former Cultural Icon
    Spawning Pit Of Stegosauratic Monk
    Lost Chocolate-flavoured Meat Fairy
    Irradiated Dire Mr. T
    Claymation Mechanical Horse Archer

    Seriously. This chart allows you to randomly generate a homeless kobold who is on fire. Or a Dire Mr. T. You love me and we both know it.

    If any one else has NBOS Inspiration Pad, I can post the code I use for the generator. Also I think Sweetreign will probably update her automatic one once she gets wind of this, and when she does I'll first-post-link it.
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    My script generates bbcode now.

    • Dastardly Para-Ogopogo
    • Enraged Culturally Ignorant Carnies
    • Naturally Agorophobic Valkyrie
    • Iron-Shod Soup, Cream of Stick figure
    • Lecherous Underleveled Subnova
    • Elderly Horribly disfigured Incarnation of Pure Skankitude
    • Polite Member of the Society for the Preservation Of Rock1
    • Rather Unimpressive Samurai Zorro!
    • A plethora of Lumpy Club
    • Uncephalized Love Adventurer
    • QWERTY-Savvy Samurai Overlord
    • Cubist Plaid Trogdor!
    • Saintly Worker Co-ed
    • Hallucinatory Shiny, Happy Tower Of Fey disgorging Elf
    • Abusive Asbestos-Armoured Tsaritsa
    • Dead Incompetent Dictator
    • Particularly Visible Lascivious Artist
    • Randomly Teleporting Gauze-wrapped Rust-bucket
    • Creepishly Human-Like Optional Lush
    • Esoteric Bearded Topless Chick2

    1. or maybe a bush?
    2. literally, a young chicken from the waist down

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    I would like to propose adding Pun-Pun to C3 for the next version

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    I would love to write a small program for this, if I had permission...

    Stampeding Future Victim of Spontaneous Combustion

    The Square Root of Crying Legendary Dreadnaught

    Fanfic-Defiled Tired Old Lizardman

    Hehe, I love it
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    Crustaceanic Optional Event Horizon
    Tentacled Local Emo Kid (Wow. Who would've thought?)
    Experimental Catatonic Sentient Ooze (Yup)
    AFK Atypical Art Major (All A's)
    Niche-Filling Industrial Constellation

    Some were cool...some I didn't get. Looks like I'll do it again.

    Pie-Defacing Chocolate Subnova

    I made the next ones up by pick-and-choose:
    Anime-Styled Sexy Rebel Adventuring Party
    Sexily Flirtful Motorcycle Riding Nurse That Is Currently ON FIRE!!
    Entirely Faked Vegetarian Castle Made Out Of Pacifists
    Saintly Paladin-Eating Celestial Feminist
    Female Arch-Obligatory Romantic Female Lead
    Wielding A Bow That Shoots Supervillains, It's A Disconcertingly feminine SOUL (yours, specifically)
    Viola-Playing Blood-drinking Soccer Mom!

    And back to random:
    Hallowed 4 kilometer tall Pizza Delivery Specialist
    Water-Walking Spawn Of The Zombie Head On A Stick (Speech-capable)
    Creepishly Human-Like Reinforced Musicians
    I'm gone for a couple of years!
    I'm off doing service in developing countries in South America
    (Very little chance of internet access) - I'll try to come back afterwards

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    From the old, out of date Monster Generator, I bring you...

    Vacillating Flammable Paste-Eater
    Size/Type: Small Fey (Fire, Swarm)
    Hit Dice: 5d6+35 (52 hp)
    Initiative: +1
    Speed: ??
    Armor Class: 126, touch 14, flat-footed 125 (+1 size, +2 deflection, +1 dex, +112 natural)
    Base Attack/Grapple: +2/-2
    Attack: ?? +3 str-based / ?? +4 dex-based (3d8)
    Full Attack: +3
    Space/Reach: 5 ft./5 ft.
    Special Attacks: ??
    Special Qualities: ??
    Saves: Fort +8, Ref +5, Will +5
    Abilities: Str 10, Dex 13, Con 24, Int 16, Wis 13, Cha 12
    Skills: 72 skill points with a max rank of 8 (or 9 maxed skills)
    Feats: 2 feats
    Enviroment: ??
    Organization: ??
    Challange Rating: ??
    Treasure: ??
    Alignment: ??
    Advancement: ?? Favored Class: ??
    Level Adjustment:

    Type Info
    Fey
    A fey is a creature with supernatural abilities and connections to nature or to some other force or place. Fey are usually human-shaped.
    Traits
    A fey possesses the following traits (unless otherwise noted in a creature’s entry).

    * Low-light vision.
    * Proficient with all simple weapons and any weapons mentioned in its entry.
    * Proficient with whatever type of armor (light, medium, or heavy) that it is described as wearing, as well as all lighter types. Fey not indicated as wearing armor are not proficient with armor. Fey are proficient with shields if they are proficient with any form of armor.
    * Fey eat, sleep, and breathe.



    Subtype Info
    Fire
    A creature with the fire subtype has immunity to fire. It has vulnerability to cold, which means it takes half again as much (+50%) damage as normal from cold, regardless of whether a saving throw is allowed, or if the save is a success or failure.

    Swarm
    A swarm is a collection of Fine, Diminutive, or Tiny creatures that acts as a single creature. A swarm has the characteristics of its type, except as noted here. A swarm has a single pool of Hit Dice and hit points, a single initiative modifier, a single speed, and a single Armor Class. A swarm makes saving throws as a single creature. A single swarm occupies a square (if it is made up of nonflying creatures) or a cube (of flying creatures) 10 feet on a side, but its reach is 0 feet, like its component creatures. In order to attack, it moves into an opponent’s space, which provokes an attack of opportunity. It can occupy the same space as a creature of any size, since it crawls all over its prey. A swarm can move through squares occupied by enemies and vice versa without impediment, although the swarm provokes an attack of opportunity if it does so. A swarm can move through cracks or holes large enough for its component creatures.

    A swarm of Tiny creatures consists of 300 nonflying creatures or 1,000 flying creatures. A swarm of Diminutive creatures consists of 1,500 nonflying creatures or 5,000 flying creatures. A swarm of Fine creatures consists of 10,000 creatures, whether they are flying or not. Swarms of nonflying creatures include many more creatures than could normally fit in a 10-foot square based on their normal space, because creatures in a swarm are packed tightly together and generally crawl over each other and their prey when moving or attacking. Larger swarms are represented by multiples of single swarms. The area occupied by a large swarm is completely shapeable, though the swarm usually remains in contiguous squares.

    Traits

    A swarm has no clear front or back and no discernable anatomy, so it is not subject to critical hits or flanking. A swarm made up of Tiny creatures takes half damage from slashing and piercing weapons. A swarm composed of Fine or Diminutive creatures is immune to all weapon damage. Reducing a swarm to 0 hit points or lower causes it to break up, though damage taken until that point does not degrade its ability to attack or resist attack. Swarms are never staggered or reduced to a dying state by damage. Also, they cannot be tripped, grappled, or bull rushed, and they cannot grapple an opponent.

    A swarm is immune to any spell or effect that targets a specific number of creatures (including single-target spells such as disintegrate), with the exception of mind-affecting effects (charms, compulsions, phantasms, patterns, and morale effects) if the swarm has an Intelligence score and a hive mind. A swarm takes half again as much damage (+50%) from spells or effects that affect an area, such as splash weapons and many evocation spells.

    Swarms made up of Diminutive or Fine creatures are susceptible to high winds such as that created by a gust of wind spell. For purposes of determining the effects of wind on a swarm, treat the swarm as a creature of the same size as its constituent creatures. A swarm rendered unconscious by means of nonlethal damage becomes disorganized and dispersed, and does not reform until its hit points exceed its nonlethal damage.

    Swarm Attack
    Creatures with the swarm subtype don’t make standard melee attacks. Instead, they deal automatic damage to any creature whose space they occupy at the end of their move, with no attack roll needed. Swarm attacks are not subject to a miss chance for concealment or cover. A swarm’s statistics block has “swarm” in the Attack and Full Attack entries, with no attack bonus given. The amount of damage a swarm deals is based on its Hit Dice, as shown in the table.

    A swarm’s attacks are nonmagical, unless the swarm’s description states otherwise. Damage reduction sufficient to reduce a swarm attack’s damage to 0, being incorporeal, and other special abilities usually give a creature immunity (or at least resistance) to damage from a swarm. Some swarms also have acid, poison, blood drain, or other special attacks in addition to normal damage.

    Swarms do not threaten creatures in their square, and do not make attacks of opportunity with their swarm attack. However, they distract foes whose squares they occupy, as described below.
    Swarm HD Swarm Base Damage
    1-5 1d6
    6-10 2d6
    11-15 3d6
    16-20 4d6
    21 or more 5d6
    Distraction (Ex)
    Any living creature vulnerable to a swarm’s damage that begins its turn with a swarm in its square is nauseated for 1 round; a Fortitude save (DC 10 + ½ swarm’s HD + swarm’s Con modifier; the exact DC is given in a swarm’s description) negates the effect. Spellcasting or concentrating on spells within the area of a swarm requires a Concentration check (DC 20 + spell level). Using skills that involve patience and concentration requires a DC 20 Concentration check.
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    A high-five deploying director of meatloaf.

    Intriguing...
    You read it, you can't un-read it...

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    v6.0!
    The standard "another 100 have been added to each category" but in addition to that I standardized (or tried to) the use of capitalization. Nothing was QUITE as irksome as seeing randomly Capitalized words, so You know, I figured That maybe I should fix that.

    I've been using a program called Inspiration Pad Pro 2 to automate the actual rolling process for myself for the past couple iterations, so I finally thought to let you guys in on that action. (It's free)

    Step 1:
    Get http://www.nbos.com/products/ipad/ipad.htm

    Step 2:
    Make a new .txt

    Step 3:
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    Table: Random Product
    90: [@C1] [@C2] [@C3]
    4: [@C1] [@C3]
    4: [@C2] [@C3]
    1: [@C1] [@C1] [@C3]
    1: [@C2] [@C2] [@C3]
    
    
    Table: C1
    [@C1] [@C1]
    [@C2] [@C2]
    [@C3] Encrusted With 
    [@C3] Wielding 
    [@C3]-Tossing
    8-Legged
    80's style
    A Fight Between A [@C3] And A
    A Particularly Ugly
    A Plethora of
    Aberrational
    Abjurative
    Absolutely Talentless
    Abstract(ly)
    Abusive
    Accident-Prone
    Acid Blooded
    Acid-Breathing
    Acidic
    Advertised
    Aerial
    AFK
    Aggressive(ly)
    Agorophobic
    Airy
    Alchemical(ly)
    All-Consuming
    All-Natural
    All-Tasting
    Ambulatory
    Ammonia-Splattered
    Amusing(ly)
    Anecdotal(ly)
    Angry
    Angsty
    Anime-Styled
    Antialiased
    Antiarctic
    Anticlimatic
    Antisocial
    Antlered
    Aphrodesiacal(ly)
    Apocalyptic
    Apologetic(ally)
    Aquarial
    Arachnoid
    Arbitrar(il)y
    Arctic
    Artificially Inflated
    Ascending
    Asgardian
    Asphyxiating
    Athsmatic
    Atlatl wielding 
    Atmospheric
    Atomic
    Axe-Breathing
    Baby-Eating
    Bad
    Baptized
    Basement-Dwelling
    Battle-Hardened
    Bed-Ridden
    Behold... The
    Benevolent
    Big-Boned
    Bilateral
    Bird-Brained
    Black
    Black-Hearted
    Black-Toothed
    Bleeding
    Bling-coated
    Bloated
    Bloodied
    Bloodletting
    Boat-Wearing
    Boisterous
    Bootlegged Copy Of A
    Born Again
    Boston-Cream-Filled
    Braindead
    Buried
    Burned
    Burning
    Campaign-Hating
    Candy
    Card-Tossing
    Carnal
    Carnivorous
    Cavernous
    Ceramic
    Chalky
    Charnel
    Cheap
    Child-Filled
    Childless
    Christlike
    Chronically Punctual
    Church-Dwelling
    Circle Of
    Clan of 
    Classical
    Classically Trained
    Claymation
    Clean-Shaven
    Cleavage-Enhanced
    Coiled
    Colossal
    Complete
    Composed of Bread and Wine, It's A
    Concussive
    Confused
    Constantly Commode-Requiring
    Convoluted
    Corrupt
    Corset-Clad
    Cowardly
    Creepishly Human-Like
    Creepy
    Crimefighting
    Crossdressing
    Crusading
    Crustaceanic
    Cryptic
    Cryptidesque
    Cubist
    Cuddly
    Curruscating
    Custom-Made
    Cute
    Dakka-Needing
    Dark
    Dashing
    Dastardly
    Dead
    Deep-Fried
    Delicious
    Despicable
    Destiny-Driven
    Diamond-Encrusted
    Diaphanous 
    Difficult
    Diminutive
    Disemboweled
    Disgorged
    Disobedient
    Disruptive(ly)
    Divinely Armoured
    Divinely Malevolent
    Door-Slamming
    Draconic
    Drugged
    Druid-Angering
    Dungeon-Raiding
    Dwarf-Throwing
    Dying
    Dynamic
    Ecstatic
    Elder(ly)
    Electrified
    Elf-Drowning
    Elvis-Impersonating
    Emancipated
    Emotionally-Unstable
    Encephalized
    Endangered
    Enraged
    Entirely Faked
    Epileptic
    Erotically Inclined
    Esoteric
    Eternal(ly)
    Ethereal(ly)
    Ethical
    Ethnically Stereotyped
    Everflumphing
    Eviscerating
    Evocative
    Exhausted
    Existentialist
    Exotic
    Experienced
    Experimental
    Expiring
    Explosive
    Exquisitely Adorned
    Extreme(ly)
    False(ly)
    Fanfiction-Defiled
    Farming
    Female
    Filching
    Fine-Sized
    First-Born
    Flame-Spitting
    Flash-Frozen
    Flesh Of The
    Fleshy
    Fletched
    Flirty
    Floating
    Force-Sensitive
    Fossilized
    Fountain Of
    Four-Wheel-Drive-Capable
    Fractal
    Frictionless
    Frisking
    Frog Vomiting
    From The Most Distant Lands Imagineable, It's A
    Frozen
    Fumigated
    Furry Hunting
    Fuzzy
    Gadget-Laden
    Gargantuan
    Garlic Scented
    Gelatinous
    Generic
    Ghost-Fearing
    Giftshop-Running
    Glaive-Glaive-Guisarme-Glaive Wielding
    Glass-Crushing
    Good-Natured
    Googled
    Gothic
    Grateful
    Gravy Coated
    Grudge-Harbouring
    Grumpy
    Grunge-Harbouring
    Guest-Starring
    Guitar-Wielding
    Gumball Blasting
    Habit-Wearing
    Halitosaic
    Hallowed
    Hallucinatory
    Hardcoded
    Headbanging
    Headless
    Heavily Armed
    Heavy Metal
    Hedonistic
    Helicopter-Riding
    Hexed
    Hidden
    High-In-Vitamins
    Highfive-Deploying
    Highly Respected
    Hindu
    Hive Of
    Hoard-Wearing
    Hole-Dwelling
    Holiday-Themed
    Hollow
    Holographic
    Horde-Wearing
    Host-Dependent
    Hotrodding
    Huge
    Humanoid
    Humming
    Hyperventilating
    Hypocritical
    Illegal(ly)
    Imaginary
    Imperial
    Imported
    Impressionist
    Imprisoned
    Incessantly Whining
    Incoherent
    Inebriated
    Inside Out
    Instinctive(ly)
    Instrospective
    Interactive Fictional 3D Story About
    Internally-LED-Lit
    Intrinsically
    Investigative
    Iron-Shod
    Ironic
    Irradiated
    It's Anything But A
    Kaiju'd
    Kama Sutric
    Kamikaze
    Ketchup Covered
    Kitten-Harvesting
    Lacquered
    Land Of The
    Lantern-Headed
    Large
    Larva-Infested
    Laser-Guided
    Lasso'd
    Laughing
    Lawn-Mowing
    Lecherous
    Legendary
    Levitating Unsettlingly
    Lightcycle-Riding
    Lithe, Sensual
    Litigated
    Load-Bearing
    Locomotive
    LOOK IT'S A 
    Lost
    Lovecraftian
    Magic
    Magical(ly)
    Male
    Malevolent
    Maniacal(ly)
    Many-Angled
    Marching
    Marginalized
    Marker-Sniffing
    Masterwork
    Masticating
    Mediocre(ly)
    Medusaic
    Melf's
    Menacing 
    Misgendered
    Mistranslated
    Mitten-Clad
    Morally Defecit
    Morbidly Obese
    Moshing
    Mouth-Breathing
    Multi-Shadowed
    Multidimensional
    Mummified
    Napping
    Narcoleptic
    National Geographic's Book Of 
    Natural(ly)
    Neon-Lit
    Neverending
    Niche-Filling
    Nine-Armed
    Nirvana-Approaching
    Non-Canon
    Notostigmomorphic
    Nudist
    Nutmeg-Seasoned
    Oblique
    Oblivious(ly)
    Obsessive-Compulsive
    Offensive
    Oh No, It's The
    Old Southern
    Ominous
    Omnipotent
    One SASSY
    One-Eyed
    Onomatopeidic
    Orthogonic
    Ostracized
    Otiluke's Irresistable
    Over The Top
    Overcompensating
    Overnight-Mailed
    Paladin-Eating
    Paladin-Spitting
    Pan-Dimensional
    Pantalooned
    Pants-Wearing
    Paradigm-Shifting
    Parliament Of
    Parrot-Wearing
    Particularly Visible
    Pathetical(ly)
    Patriotic
    Peon-Crushing
    Percussionist
    Perennial
    Perpetual
    Perplexing(ly)
    Pie-Defacing
    Pie-Faced
    Piney
    Pistolwhipping
    Plague-Ridden
    Please Wait, Updating The Drivers For
    Poetic
    Pointy-Haired
    Polite
    Polygonal
    Polymorphed
    Polyps Of A
    Poorly Drawn
    Poorly Proportioned
    Poorly-Assembled
    Pope-Mobile-Riding
    Porous
    Pot-Bellied
    Potato-Constructed
    Power-Armoured
    Powerthirst-Bearing
    Praise-Giving
    Praise-Worthy
    Precarious(ly)
    Pregnant
    Presumably (a)
    Previously Decapitated
    Priestly
    Primordial
    Product-Placement-Laden
    Profane(ly)
    Profanely Benevolent
    Profanity-Spewing
    Promiscuous
    Pseudopod-Wielding
    Psionic
    Psychopathic
    Psychotic
    Pulsing
    Pun Involving A
    Quadrupally Amputated
    Quasi-
    Quite-Likeable-For-A-Random-Encounter
    QWERTY-Savvy
    Rain Of
    Raisin-Encrusted
    Rampaging
    Rancid
    Rancorous
    Randomly Teleporting
    Rare
    Rastafarian
    Rather Unimpressive
    Raving
    Really, Really, REALLY
    Redheaded
    Regally Adorned
    Reincarnated
    Renaissance
    Renally Troubled
    Resizing
    Reverse
    Rickrolling
    Ridiculous(ly)
    Rigorous(ly)
    Rotting
    Ruined
    Russian
    Sacred(ly)
    Sacrificed
    Saint(ly)
    Sanctified
    Scared
    Schrodinger's
    Scientific
    Seizuretastic
    Self-Absorbed
    Self-Contained
    Self-Evolved
    Self-Referential
    Self-Replicating
    Serial Killing
    Seven
    Sewer-Dwelling
    Sex-Appeal-Abusing
    Sex(il)y
    Shiny, Happy
    Shovel-Proficient
    Simplistical(ly)
    Sin-Ridden
    Six-Man Team Of
    Skulleted
    Slandered
    Small
    Small-Moon Sized
    Snoring
    Snuggly
    Soap-Opera-Style
    Societicidal
    Sorcerous
    Spawning Pit Of
    Spectral
    Spherical
    Spindly
    Spine-Breaking
    Spirited
    Spiteful
    Spray-Painted
    Squeaky
    Squealing
    Squirming
    Squirrel-Summoning
    Stained Glass
    Stampeding 
    Starry-Eyed
    Suave
    Subatomic
    Subepic
    Submarine-Riding
    Successful
    Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious
    Survivor of a 
    Suspicially Humanlike 
    Swarm-Of-Tiny-Men Controlling A
    Swashbuckling
    Symbolic
    Synchronized Pair Of
    Syrupy
    Tasha's Hideous
    Tattooed
    Tauric
    Tea-Sipping
    Teenaged
    Tentacled
    Terrestrial
    The Dimension Of
    The Mother Of All
    The Square Root Of
    Theatrical
    Therapeutic
    Thieving
    Thorny
    Three-Headed
    Three-legged
    Throttled
    Thunderous(ly)
    Tick-Infested
    Tin-Plated
    Tiny
    Titanic
    Titillating
    Tittering
    Tofu-Flavoured
    Toilet-Feeding
    Topiary
    Totalitarian
    Totally Buff
    Towel-Having
    Toxic
    Trackable
    Transmutative
    Transparent
    Traveling
    Trendy
    Trivial(ly)
    Truncated
    Turquoise
    Twitchy
    Uncephalized
    Undead
    Underwater
    Undiluted
    Unexpected
    Unfeeling
    Unfinished
    Unfortunate(ly)
    Unfurnished
    Ungulating
    Unhallowed
    Unidentifiable
    Uninteresting(ly)
    Unmoveable
    Unspeakably (/e)
    Unstoppable
    Unsubtle
    Unusually Acrobatic
    Unusually Short
    Unworthy
    Ursine
    User-Friendly
    Vacationing
    Vacillating
    Vainglorious
    Verbose
    Vicarious(ly)
    Victorious
    Viola-Playing
    Viral
    Viscuous
    Vivacious
    Vocally Protesting
    Voyeuristic
    Waffle-like
    Wand-Wielding
    Wanna-Be
    Water-Walking
    Wealthy
    Wee L'il
    Well-Organized Squad Of
    Well-Prepared
    Well-Read
    Well-Sculpted
    Wheeling and Dealing
    Whiny
    Wielding A Bow That Shoots [@C3], It's A
    Wood-Growing
    Worldly
    Zealous
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    Table: C2
    [@C1] [@C1]
    [@C2] [@C2]
    [@C3] Grafted To The Back Of A
    [@C3] That Isn't At All Like A
    [@C3]-Addicted
    [@C3]-disgorging
    [@C3]-Eating
    [@C3]-Mounted
    {1d12}
    {40d40}
    1930's Gangster Style
    1990's Comic Book Edgy
    4 Kilometer Tall
    Abiotic
    Abusive
    Acrobatic
    Agorophobic
    Air-Headed
    Alcoholic
    Alive
    Alkaline
    All-Terrain-
    Aloe-Vera
    Aluminium
    Amorphous
    Amourous
    Amphibious
    Amplified
    Analogous
    Anarchist
    Androgynous
    Anenome-Coated
    Anti-
    Anti-gravity
    Arachnophobic
    Arcanic
    Arch-
    Archaic
    Archer-
    Armed
    Arthropodic
    Artificial
    Asbestos-Armoured
    ASCII-Rendered
    Ash-breathing
    Atypical
    Awakened
    Axiomatic
    Aztecan
    Baby
    Bacon-Serving
    Balding
    Bane Of 
    Banshee-Howling
    Barbecued
    Bat-
    Bazooka-Wielding
    Bearded
    Beastly
    Bee-Covered
    Beer-
    Bikini-Clad
    Blackmailing
    Bladed
    Blasphemous
    Blind
    Blob-
    Blood-Drinking
    Bone
    Boneless
    Boogie-
    Brain
    Brain-Eating
    Breakdancing
    Bubble-Wrapped
    Bubbly
    Cadaverous
    Caffeinated
    Calcified
    Calculating
    Cancer-
    Cannibalistic
    Capitalistic
    Captain
    Carcinogenic
    Catatonic
    Cave Spider
    CD-Throwing
    Celebratory
    Celestial
    Cesium
    Chainsaw-Headed
    Chainsaw-Surfing
    Charismatic
    Cheddar
    Cheese-
    Cheeseless
    Cheesy-Pick-Up-Line-Using
    Chemically Assisted
    Chicken Infested
    Childlike
    Chlorine
    Chocolate
    Chocolate-Coated
    Chocolate-Flavoured
    Chromatic
    Classic
    Clean
    Clockwork
    Cloned 
    Cloud-
    Cobweb-Covered
    Commercial
    Condescending
    Construct-Wearing
    Cool-Hat-Clad
    Corporate
    Creeping
    Crimesolving
    Crocodile-Wrestling
    Crusty
    Crying
    Crystalline
    Culinary
    Culturally Ignorant 
    Cursed
    Cutie-
    Cyber
    Daft
    Dairy
    Dante's
    Dead-Small-Child Possessed
    Death-
    Deceased
    Deep-sea diving
    Defenestrating
    Dehydrated
    Demonic
    Desert-Based
    Dessert-Based
    Devil-
    Diabetic
    Dire 
    Director Of
    Disconcertingly Feminine
    Displacer
    Disproportionately Strong
    Doctor
    Domestic
    Double-Parked
    Dragon-Riding
    Dramatic
    Dread-
    DRM-Free
    DRM-Infested
    Dubiously Pretentious
    Earth-themed
    Educational
    Effeminate
    Elder
    Elite
    Elitist
    Embarrassingly Weak
    Enchanted
    Engineered
    Entirely Regular (bowels-wise)
    Entirely Regular (no unusual characteristics)
    Entropic
    Escaped
    Ex-
    Exception That Proves The
    Exotic-Weapon-Wielding
    Explosively Decompressing
    Eye-Plucking
    Fairy
    Fallen 
    Fast-Food
    Father Of All
    Faux-Punk
    Feathered
    Feebleminded
    Festering
    Filth
    First Edition
    Fishnetted
    Flaming
    Flammable
    Flatulent
    Flying
    Flying Carpet riding
    Ford-Truck-Driving
    Foreboding
    Fornicating Pair Of
    Fortified
    Fortuitous
    Fortunate
    Fourth Edition
    Free-willed Motile Demiplane of
    Freezing
    Fungal-Based
    Funky
    Funny-Looking
    Future
    Gaggle of 
    Gardening
    Garishly Coloured
    Gauze-Wrapped 
    Ghastly 
    Ghost Of A(n)
    Ghost-
    Giant
    Giga-
    Giggling
    Glitter
    Glowing
    Gluttonous
    Gnoll-Riding
    Goat-Cheese-Hoarding
    Golem Composed of Tiny Little
    Gooey
    Gore-Splattered
    Greater
    Gulper
    Gummy
    Gun-Fu
    Gunpowder-
    Guy With The Breath Of A
    Half-man, Half-
    Halfling
    Halitosis-suffering
    Hallucinating
    Handlebar-Moustached
    Hard-core
    Harmonically Pinched
    Heir To The Throne Of
    Helium
    Hello Kitty
    Heroic
    Hidden-Weapon-Wielding
    Hideous
    High
    High-Culture
    Hilarious
    Hill
    Hippity-Hop
    Hob-
    Hollendaise-Soaked
    Honey-Covered
    Horribly Disfigured
    Hotshot
    Hover-
    Howler
    Hungry, Hungry 
    Husk of a Former 
    Hydrated
    Hygienic
    Hyper
    Hyper-Intelligent (relatively or otherwise)
    Hyperbolic 
    i-
    Icarian
    Ice-
    Illusory
    Immolated
    Immortal
    Impotent
    Inadequate Feeling
    Inbred
    Incompetent
    Inconstanent
    Incorporeal
    Incredibly Masculine
    Industrial
    Inexplicably Medium Sized
    Inflatable
    Insane
    Internet
    Intimidating
    Intricately Wired
    Iron
    Jazz-
    Jet-Propelled
    Jewel-Encrusted
    Juvenile
    Keelhauled
    Knights of the Round 
    Knowledge of
    Knuckle-
    Kung Fu
    Lady-
    Laid Back
    Lap-top Carrying 
    Larcenous
    Lascivious
    Latin-Derived
    Latrine
    Law-Abiding
    Lead
    Lego
    Lesbian
    Lesser
    Liberal
    Liberal-Arts-Degree-Holding
    Licensed
    Licorice-Wielding
    Live Action
    Living Wall of 
    Local
    Loquacious
    Love
    Low-Sodium
    Lumberjacking
    Luminescent
    Lumpy
    Lycanthropic
    Lying
    Lyre Of
    Mafia Comprised Of
    Magic-proof
    Magical
    Magma-Powered
    Maintenence
    Mammoth-Riding
    Man Of
    Man-Eating
    Man's
    Many-Eyed
    Marketecturizing
    Martian
    Mashed
    Masked
    Maze-Dwelling
    Meaty
    Mechanical
    Melting
    Member of the Society for the Preservation Of 
    Mercury
    Metaironic
    Metallic
    Metameric
    Metric 
    Militant
    Miniature
    Monastic Order Of The
    Monochromatic
    Monotonous
    Monstrous
    Motion
    Motorcycle Riding
    Mountain Of
    Mucous
    Multi-Dimensional
    Multiclassed
    Mutated
    Mythological
    Naive
    Nano-
    Narcissistic
    Necro-
    Necromantic
    Needy
    Neo-Dwarven
    Night
    Ninja
    Noble
    Noisy
    Nutritious
    Obelisk of
    Obviously Homosexual
    Octogenarian
    Octogonal
    Omnitongued
    One-Handed
    Oozing
    Opera
    Opiates-Addicted
    Optional
    Organic
    Origami
    Orky
    Overly
    Oversized
    Oversized-Weapon-Wielding
    Paint-Sniffing
    Pajama-Clad
    Paper
    Para-
    Parked
    Parody of a
    Particularly Hairy
    Pervert
    Pink
    Pirate
    Pit-
    Pixelated     
    Pixie-
    Plaid
    Plastic
    Pocket-
    Pod-
    Poetry-Writing
    Pogo-Stick Riding
    Poisonous
    Polar
    Pollution-Ingesting
    Poly-
    Polystyrene
    Ponderous
    Poorly Written
    Pop-Culture
    Porcelain
    Poser-
    Possessed
    Power Word: 
    Prank
    Prince
    Prismatic
    Pro-
    Professional
    Progressive
    Prophecized
    Propogandist
    Prostitute Riding
    Psoriasis-Ray Wielding
    Psychic
    Psychotherapeutic 
    Puddle of
    Punk 
    Pure
    Purple
    Pyrokinetic
    Quarter-Inch Tall
    Queen
    Questionably Platonic
    Radical
    Rainbow-Themed
    Rebel
    Rebellious
    Redeemed
    Redneck
    Refracted
    Regenerating
    Regretful
    Reinforced
    Reptilian
    Residential
    Retardent
    Revolutionary
    Rhinocerous-
    Rhyming 
    Rhythm
    Riderless
    Riding-
    Roaming Band Of
    Rock-And-Roll
    Rocket-Propelled
    Rodeo
    Rogue
    Runed
    Saber-Toothed
    Sado-Masochist Themed
    Saint
    Samurai
    Sand
    Satirical
    Screaming
    Sea-
    Secret
    Seductive
    Senatorial
    Septic
    Sexually Frustrated 
    Sexy
    Shambhalaing
    Shambling
    Shatner-esque
    Shell of a  
    Sherrif
    Shish-Ka-
    Shotgun
    Skeletal
    Sluggish
    Smash-Hit-Single Recording
    Smoked
    Smoking
    Snakes On A
    Snarky
    Snowball-Spitting
    Snowman-
    Soapy
    Soda
    Soothsaying
    Sorcellous
    Soup, Cream of
    Space
    Spaghetti-Covered
    Spat-Spouting
    Spawn Of The
    Spellstitched
    Spicy
    Spiked
    Spin-Doctored
    Spinning
    Spirit-
    Splintered
    Squealing
    Steam-Powered
    Steamy
    Stegosauratic
    Stereotyped
    Sterilized
    Stomping
    Storm
    Stranded
    Straw-Stuffed 
    Street
    Stylish
    Styrofoam
    Sumo Wrestling
    Super-Effective
    Super-Powered
    Supplanted
    Swamp
    Swarm of
    Sword-Swallowing
    Swordproof
    Taffy
    Tagged
    Tangibly Emo
    Tank-Driving
    Taser-Tagged
    Tasselated
    Technical
    Techno-
    Thai Cuisine-Themed
    Thuggish
    Tightly Wound
    Timbit-Tossing 
    Timeless
    Tired Old
    Toffee
    Tongue-Twisting
    Tooth-Collecting
    Tormenting
    Tower Of
    Traditional
    Traditional Chinese
    Traditional Dwarven
    Traditional Norse
    Tree-Sap
    Trenchcoat-Clad
    Tri-Polar
    Tricera-
    Trippy
    Tusked
    Two-Dimensional
    Tyrannical
    Ultra 
    Uncoordinated
    Underbite-Suffering
    Underleveled
    Underperforming
    Undersized
    Unoriginal
    Unpaid
    Unrealistically Fragile
    Untithed
    Unusually Dextrous
    Unusually Tough
    Ur-
    Urinal
    Utilitarian
    Utopiatic
    Vampiric
    Vegetarian
    Veliciraptor Riding
    Verminous
    Voodoo
    Voracious
    Vorpal
    War
    Warforged
    Warmongering
    Warrior
    Wart-wielding
    Waxy
    Well-Intentioned
    Well-Padded
    Well-Polished
    Were-
    Western-Styled
    Wheelie-Popping
    Whispering
    Whistling
    Wig-Wearing
    Wooly
    Worker
    Wounded
    Youthful
    Zombified
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    Table: C3
    -burg
    -opolis
    [@C1] [@C2] [@C3]
    [@C3] Butcherer
    [@C3] Fest
    [@C3] Made Of Tiny Little [@C3]s!
    [@C3] Of The Deep
    [@C3] Of the GODS!
    [@C3] That Is Currently ON FIRE!!
    [@C3]-Demon
    [@C3]-Man!
    [@C3]-o-Matic
    [@C3]-osaurus
    [@C3]Monster
    [@C3]smith
    [@C3]swarm
    Abuse Victim
    Accountant
    Actor
    Admiral
    Adventurer
    Adventuring Party
    Agent
    Akupara
    Alchemist
    Amalgamation of [@C3] and [@C3]
    Anenome of the State
    Angler fish
    Anglosaxon
    Angry Poptarts
    Animated Pocket Knife
    Animated Teddy Bear
    Anime Fan
    Anime-Spawn
    Anklyosaurus
    Ant Colony
    Anthropomorphic Avatar of a Portion of Reality (time, death, body odour, etc.)
    Anthropomorphic Leech
    Anticlimax
    Antidisestablishmentarianist
    Antihero 
    Apostle
    Aquanaut
    Arctopus
    Armadillo
    Art Major
    Artist
    Assassin
    Astronaut
    Aunts
    Autolaundromaton
    Automaton
    Autopsy In Progress
    Axolotl 
    Baba Yaga
    Babes
    Babysitter
    Bacteria          
    Badger
    Baker
    Ballerina
    Barbecue
    Barracuda
    Batman
    Battleship
    Bear
    Bearbug
    Beast
    Beatles, The
    Beaver
    Bee Hive
    Beguiler
    Behemoth
    Beholden
    Berserker
    Biochemist
    Biologist 
    Bishop
    Blue Screen of Death
    Book of Nine Recipes
    Bourgesie
    Buddha
    Bug Of Some Sort (it's creepy and hard to tell)
    Bugbear
    Business Men
    Butler
    Butt Acne
    Cactus
    Cadaver
    Cakes
    Cancer Patient
    Cannoneer
    Captain Crunch
    Car Winch
    Cardinal
    Carebears
    Carnies
    Carnivorous Plant
    Carp
    Castle Made Out Of [@C3]s
    Cavalier
    Cavalry
    Cave Men
    Centaur
    Cephalopod
    Chainsaw
    Chauffeur
    Chav
    Cheerleader
    Chef
    Chess Piece
    Chevalier 
    Chicken
    Child
    Chimera
    Chimney Sweep
    Chippendale Dancer
    Chosen One (third choice)
    Chupacabra
    Cicada
    Circus
    Clown
    Club
    Co-ed
    Comedian
    Communists
    Conspiracy Theorist
    Constellation
    Construct-Sidekick
    Cookies (Package Of)
    Cowboy
    Crab
    Cradlerobber
    Crazy Cat Lady
    Creepy Old Man
    Crimesmith
    Crocodile
    Crossdresser
    Crotch Rocket
    Crows
    Crusader
    Crustacean
    Cuisinart
    Cultist
    Cultural Icon
    Cyborg
    Dadaist
    Dave
    Deaf Knight
    Deathsquad        
    Demon
    Dental Hygienist
    Deposed Communist Dictator
    Dictator
    Dinosaur
    Doctor
    Dodecapede
    Dog
    Donkey
    Doublehawk
    Douchewagon
    Dove
    Dragon
    Draugr
    Drone
    Drowning Chamber
    Duck
    Dwarf
    Earthworm
    Eel
    Elder Evil
    Elemental
    Elephant
    Elf
    Elk
    Emo Kid
    Emu
    Enemy of the State
    Engineer
    Euphoria
    Evangelist
    Event Horizon
    Eviscerater
    Ex-Familiar
    Executioner
    Executive
    Experiment
    Father-Figure
    Feminist
    Fey
    Fiend
    Fighter
    Fire made of AIDS
    Fisherman
    Fleetmind
    Flying Machine
    Flying Saucer
    Flying Tank
    Folk
    Formorian
    Freshly Baked Pie
    Frog
    Furry
    G/Mary Sue
    Gadgeteer
    Gardener
    Gazebo
    Gelatinous Cube
    Gelatinous Pyramid
    Gemcutter
    Ghost
    Ghoul-Friend
    Giant
    Giant Space Hamster
    Gingerbread Man
    Gnome
    Gnorc
    Goblin
    God / Goddess
    Goldfish (in a fish bowl)
    Golem
    Goons             
    Graffiti Artist
    Graverobber
    Gremlins
    Grig
    Grue
    Guitar Riff
    Guitar-Instructor
    Gun Nut
    Guttersnipe
    Hallucination 
    Hammerer
    Handful of Coins
    Hangman
    Harlequin
    Harlot
    Heart Burn
    Hillbillies
    Hippopotamus
    Hippy Communion
    Hipster
    Historical Monument
    Hobo
    Hole-in-the-ground
    Hooker Boots
    Hoopsnake
    Horse
    Horse Archer
    Hot librarian
    House-Stomping T-Rex
    Hugbot (or Lovebot if ECLs > 10!)
    Humanoid
    Hummingbird
    Hunchback
    Hydra
    Ice berg
    Illithid
    Illusionist
    Imp
    Incarnation of Pure Skankitude
    Inevitable
    Inferno
    Inquisiter
    Intern
    Internal Combustion Engine
    Internet Meme
    Investment Banker
    Irate Customer
    Jabberwocky
    Jack of All Trades
    Jellyfish
    Jester
    Jesus
    Joggers
    JRPG Protagonist
    Judge
    Kangaroo
    Kick-Boxer
    Killer Bees
    Kitchen Sink
    Kitten
    Kiwi Bird
    Knight
    Knobgoblin
    Kobold
    Kraken
    Land-Squid
    Lantern Archon
    Laptop computer
    Lawyer
    Legendary Dreadnaught
    Legion
    Lemmings (in full stampede)
    Leprachaun
    Leviathan
    Lick-Boxer
    Life-sized Chessboard (complete with pieces) 
    Lion
    Living Cave Drawing
    Living Spell
    Lizardman
    Locksmith         
    Loot
    Lovers Caught In The Act
    Lumberjack
    Lurch
    Lush
    Machine 
    Mad Scientist
    Mafia member
    Magic Mouth
    Magic Mouth-Puncher
    Magical Beast With More X's In Its Name Than Vowels
    Mailman
    Man
    Marionette
    Marketers
    Martial Artist
    Mass of hair
    Masseuse
    Mastadon
    Meat Fairy
    Meatloaf
    Mech
    Mechanic
    Mechanotherapist 
    Medusa
    Messiah
    Methhead
    Mexican Style Bandito
    Mime
    Mining Constructs
    Misplaced Apostrophe
    Missingno
    Mistress
    Mobile Phone (Animated Object)
    Modern Artist
    Modron
    Molotov Cocktail
    Monk
    Monkey
    Monolith
    Monorail
    Monster From Another Campaign Setting
    Moose
    Motortricycle
    Mount
    Mouse
    Mr. T
    Mug of Lager
    Munchkin
    Murder Victim
    Musicians
    Mustang
    Mustard Package
    Nautilus
    Nazis
    Nerd
    Newt
    Noosesmith
    Nuclear Dumplings
    Nun
    Nurse
    Obligatory Cute Animal Sidekick
    Obligatory Romantic Female Lead
    Ocelot
    Ochre Jell-O.
    Ogopogo
    Ogre
    Oompa Loompas
    Orca
    Orphan
    Ostrich
    Outsider
    Overlord
    Pacifist
    Pagan
    Paragon Mosquito
    Party Dude/tte
    Paste-Eater
    Patrick Stewart
    Peasant Named "Rolfor Inishi Tiv."
    Peldagryph
    Penguin
    Personel
    Petunias (potted)
    Philosopher
    Philosophical Concept Anthropomorphicized
    Phoenix
    Picketers
    Pile of Ooze
    Ping Pong Balls
    Pink Floyd Reunion Tour
    Piranha
    Pizza Delivery Specialist
    Platyhelminthes
    Platypus
    Plot Device
    Plot Twist
    Plumber
    Pod People
    Poker Game Using A 'Deck of Many Things', Already In Progress.
    Poopsmith
    Pop-Out book
    Pope
    Porn Star
    Portal (to another dimension) (the second, specifically)
    Potash-Maker
    Potion of [@C3]
    Priest
    Princess
    Procrastinator
    Professor
    Psychonaut
    Pudding
    Punks
    Puppy
    Purple Worm
    Quetzacoatl
    Rabbi
    Racial Supremicist
    Railroad
    Rapper
    Raven
    Raver
    Rebelling Proletariat
    Rebellion
    Record Collection
    Redcap
    Refridgerator
    Remorhaz
    Renaissance Artist
    Rhamphorhynchus
    Rhinoceras
    Ring-Wraith
    Roach
    Roady
    Robot
    Rock (or maybe a bush?)
    Rodent (or Rodent-Like Mammal)
    Rogue
    Roper
    Rotunda 
    Rust Monster
    Rust-bucket
    Sackboy
    Sahuagin-And-Tonic
    Salamander
    Salesman
    Sammiches
    Samuel L. Jackson
    Sasquatch
    Satyr That Plays A Different Kind Of 'Pipe'
    Savescummer
    Scabs 
    Scalykind (because of a skin condition)
    Scarab Beetle
    Scarecrow
    Scene Kid
    School Teacher
    Scientologist
    Scout
    Script Kiddy
    Scum
    Sell-Outs
    Sensei
    Sentient Cloud of Gas
    Sentient Ooze
    Sentient Set of Women's Underwear
    Sentient Sword
    Serving of Bacon
    Sexophonist
    Shaman
    Ship
    Shirley Temple
    Shogun
    Siamese Twins
    Siren
    Sixsixsixie (think Pixie, Nixie, etc.)
    Skeleton Trapped In A Suit Of Flesh
    Snail
    Snotlings
    Snowman
    Soccer Mom
    Sock Puppet
    Soldier
    Soothsayer
    Sorcerer
    SOUL (yours, specifically)
    Soul-Sistah
    Sphere of Mild Annihilation
    Sphere of Ultimate Exasperation
    Sphinx
    Stalker / Fanboy Multiclass
    Stalker, Visible
    Star
    Statue
    Stereotypical 1970's-Movie-Style Kung Fu Master
    Stick Figure
    Sticks (from snakes)
    Streetrat
    Subnova
    Successful Suicide Attempt
    Succubus
    Superheroes
    Supervillains
    Surfer Dude
    SUV
    Swarm of Prawn 
    Swashbuckler
    Sylph
    Table
    Taco
    Talking Stop Sign (named 'Greg')
    Tankgirl
    Tax Collector
    Taxi Driver
    Telemarketer
    Termites
    Terrorists
    Theologist
    Thieves
    Thrasher
    Thresher
    Thug
    Tiger
    Time Traveller
    Titan
    Toad
    Toilet
    Tombraider
    Tooth
    Topless Chick (exactly what mental image just came to mind)
    Topless Chick (literally, a young chicken from the waist down)
    Tornado
    Towering Phallic Representation
    Trailer Park
    Train
    Traps
    Treant
    Treasure Type XXX
    Tree
    Trogdor!
    Troglodyte
    Troll
    Trooper
    Tsaritsa
    Turtle
    Tyranid Horde
    Umberhulk
    Unicorn
    Unladen Swallow 
    Unnecessary Fortitude Save
    Unrecognizable Mass of Jaggies
    Urchin
    Utahraptor
    Vagrant
    Valkyrie
    Vampire
    Vandal
    Vermin
    Victim of Spontaneous Combustion
    Vigilante
    Violinist
    Voyeur
    Vulcans
    Wageslave
    Walrus
    Waltz
    Warlock
    Weasel
    Week-Old Pizza
    Wendigo
    Whale
    Wheat Thresher
    Whirlwind of [@C3]s
    Whitesmith
    Wigger
    Windmill
    Witch
    Witch Doctor
    Witch That Will Turn Into A [@C3]
    Witch That Will Turn You Into A [@C3]
    Wizard
    Wookie
    Worm
    WoW Player
    Writer's Block
    Xenomorph
    Xylophone (self-playing)
    Yardsale
    Yeti
    Yog-Sothoth
    Youth
    Yuppy
    Zergling
    Zomb-Bees
    Zombie
    Zorro
    EndTable:


    Step 4:
    Rename the .txt to a .ipt

    Step 5:
    Place it in a folder that Inspiration Pad Pro 2 uses

    Step 6:
    Enjoy!

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    Frog Vomiting Traditional Dwarven Anthropomorphic Avatar of a Portion of Reality (time, death, body odour, etc.)



    Fleshy Church-Dwelling Feminist



    Survivor of a Reinforced Magic Mouth-Puncher



    Wheeling and Dealing Hyperbolic Kitchen Sink

    Okay, yeah, best encounter table ever. I give.
    Look! It's me!
    The Fey Archer (made for my fiance, many years ago.)
    Savannah gets the awesome credit for my John Locke avatar.

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    How does a highly respected crocodile wrestling beehive work?

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