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    Robo-illithids, here we go!
    "LOBOTOMIZE!"

    Quote Originally Posted by TSED View Post
    Or a Dire Mr. T.
    Impossible, Mr. T is already a dire monster.

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    How does a highly respected crocodile wrestling beehive work?
    A local hive of benign giant, intelligent bees, which is in a lucrative trading relationship with the local humanoid village, is set upon by an army of crocodilian enemies - and needs the help of the party!

    So awesome.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Indon View Post
    Impossible, Mr. T is already a dire monster.

    What are you talking about? Just because he's easily CR26+ doesn't mean he can't be made even Mr. T-ier.

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    Quote Originally Posted by TSED View Post
    What are you talking about? Just because he's easily CR26+ doesn't mean he can't be made even Mr. T-ier.
    Only CR 26? What game are you playing?

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    Tofu-Flavored Crusty Skeleton Trapped in a Suit of Flesh.

    Ew...
    "Goodness is weakness, pleasantness is poisonous, serenity is mediocrity and kindness is for losers." -Acheron Hades, The Eyre Affair.

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    Hmm, maybe I should have actually read the thread before manually removing the numbers from all 1800 entries and putting them in a giant spreadsheet to roll.

    Alright, on to the monsters.

    Some of the best I rolled on v4.00:
    Obliviously Rocket-Propelled Internet Meme.
    Otiluke's Irresistible Trenchcoat-clad Dwarf.
    Reincarnated Alkaline Chainsaw
    Misgendered Pyrokinetic Sentient Sword. Not particularly funny, but it gave me an awesome idea for an intelligent weapon.

    And 10 random new ones from the new table:
    Submarine-Riding Sumo Wrestling Zorro
    Nine-Armed Glowing Ostrich
    Acidic Spaghetti-Covered Trailer Park
    Guest-Starring Gnoll-Riding Rabbi
    Rancorous Cheeseless Scientologist
    Regally Adorned Warforged Sackboy
    Drugged Kung Fu Pink Floyd Reunion Tour
    Land Of The Secret Paste-Eater
    Piney Blood-Drinking Sticks (from snakes)
    Creepy Dire Gelatinous Cube

    Hey, my party's just about the right level to fight that trailer park! This table rocks!
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    Quote Originally Posted by rampaging-poet View Post
    Hmm, maybe I should have actually read the thread before manually removing the numbers from all 1800 entries and putting them in a giant spreadsheet to roll.

    Alright, on to the monsters.

    Some of the best I rolled on v4.00:
    Obliviously Rocket-Propelled Internet Meme.
    Otiluke's Irresistible Trenchcoat-clad Dwarf.
    Reincarnated Alkaline Chainsaw
    Misgendered Pyrokinetic Sentient Sword. Not particularly funny, but it gave me an awesome idea for an intelligent weapon.

    And 10 random new ones from the new table:
    Submarine-Riding Sumo Wrestling Zorro
    Nine-Armed Glowing Ostrich
    Acidic Spaghetti-Covered Trailer Park
    Guest-Starring Gnoll-Riding Rabbi
    Rancorous Cheeseless Scientologist
    Regally Adorned Warforged Sackboy
    Drugged Kung Fu Pink Floyd Reunion Tour
    Land Of The Secret Paste-Eater
    Piney Blood-Drinking Sticks (from snakes)
    Creepy Dire Gelatinous Cube

    Hey, my party's just about the right level to fight that trailer park! This table rocks!

    Um, the first post has been edited to V6.0 so... yeah. Now you probably feel EXTRA silly.

    I'm trying to figure out which internet meme is oblivious AND rocket-propelled, though. Hmm.


    I'm really looking forwards to throwing "Gadget-Laden Amplified Deaf Knight" at my party, though.

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    Holy stripes, Batman, It's a...

    Really, Really, REALLY Tri-Polar Zomb-Bee!

    Really, Really, REALLY Tri-Polar Zomb-Bees: Smallish undead insects that are Bipolar with an added Positive Polarity, making it magnetic also. As a result, it strips your fighter of all his weapons and armor halfway through the fight. He also manages to take that metal eye you gave to the wizard because the cleric was on vacation.
    I'm gone for a couple of years!
    I'm off doing service in developing countries in South America
    (Very little chance of internet access) - I'll try to come back afterwards

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    Quote Originally Posted by TSED View Post
    I'm trying to figure out which internet meme is oblivious AND rocket-propelled, though. Hmm.
    An anthropomorphic cat wizard mounting an INVISIBLE ANIMATED ROCKET?

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    Submarine-Riding Shish-Ka-Supervillains

    Narwhale?

    User-Friendly Anarchist Jesus

    Dust bunny, is that you?

    Classically Trained Charismatic Eel

    Shocking how well he does Bach.

    Wood-Growing Magical Nurse

    ...

    I think I'm done here.
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    Mummified Incredibly Masculine Raver

    Tiny Ice-Roady

    Schrodinger's First Edition Mech

    Laughing Future Sensei


    ...Hm. The only one I really like out of these is Schrodinger's Mech. The incredibly masculine Raver comes close, though.
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    i took a single roll:
    you encountered a plethora of abjurative blood drinking nuns (what the boop? Vampire nuns?)

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sissyphus View Post
    i took a single roll:
    you encountered a plethora of abjurative blood drinking nuns (what the boop? Vampire nuns?)
    Yes. Let's see... now to write this one up...
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    Old Southern monotonous Earthworm.

    Rain of Asbestos-armored topless chicks. Cool except for the asbestos.

    Mummified Elder Trogdor. GODS. Yes.
    A handful of true friends, an infinite supply of sodas, a collection of bad movies, and a full supply of webcomics are all one really needs to be happy.

    Awesome avatar by Keris Rain!

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    Atomic Boneless Witch

    Scary.

    Lovecraftian Unpaid Blue Screen of Death

    We're all dead.

    Suspiciouslly Humanlike Street Artist

    What's with the suspiciouslly?...you know what, I don't wanna know.

    Masterwork Samurai Biologist.

    Anime these days! I swear.

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    Here are mine:

    Divinely Armoured Snarky Sylph

    Percussionist Archer-Thieves

    Multidimensional Knights of the Round Supervillains

    Squirrel-Summoning Ford-Truck-Driving Salamander


    Unfurnished Tooth-Collecting Witch That Will Turn Into a Marionette

    Titillating Blind Thug

    Transmutative Snowman-Marionette

    Polite Soapy Angry Poptarts

    Wielding A Bow That Shoots Utahraptors, It's a Shambling Siren

    Endangered Explosively Decompressing Beatles, The

    Boston-Cream-Filled Multiclassed Sphinx


    Guest-Starring Elder Phoenix

    Gelatinous Dread-Umberhulk

    Notostigmomorphic Hygienic Chosen One (third choice)

    Amusing Screaming Apostle

    Ghost-Fearing Incredibly Masculine Creepy Old Man

    Bolded ones are ones that I like. I like the squirrel summoning salamanders the best

    The Gelatinous Dread-Umberhulk and that one creepy old man scare me though...

    And what does Notostigmomorphic do?
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    Every time Miko smiles, an angel commits suicide.
    CATNIP FOR THE CAT GOD!!! YARN FOR THE YARN THRONE!!! MILK FOR THE MILK BOWL!!!

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    Notostigmomorphic implies biology similar to a specific clade of centipedes...

    Also, "Unfurnished Tooth-Collecting Witch That Will Turn Into a Marionette" sounds like something terrifying and creepy and very workable in a horror movie.
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    Got bored, so I did some more.

    Church-Dwelling Illusory Siren

    Melf's Peldagryph Snail - Peldagryph?

    Divinely Armoured Shish-Ka-Hooker Boots - That's a powerful hooker there.

    Snuggly Hob-Giant Space Hamster - It's Boo!

    Please Wait, Updating The Drivers For Caffeinated Warrior - Runs on caffeine!

    Frictionless Tyrannical Potion of Joggers - You drink tyrannical joggers?

    Self-Replicating Sluggish Lantern Archon

    Carnivorous Straw-Stuffed Enemy of the State - The Scarecrow is the true villain!

    Teenaged Father Of All Meat Fairy - Wow...

    Eviscerating Mammoth-Riding Horse Archer - Sounds... painful

    Mediocre Horribly Disfigured Rust Monster - A chance not to rust anything when it tries to?

    Bilateral Tusked Inquisiter - A lawful good paladin who has a personality disorder whose other personality is a chaotic evil fighter?

    Antialiased Aloe-Vera Monorail - Soothe the burn?

    Victorious Exception That Proves The Dave - At last we have solved the Dave equation!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Berserk Monk View Post
    Every time Miko smiles, an angel commits suicide.
    CATNIP FOR THE CAT GOD!!! YARN FOR THE YARN THRONE!!! MILK FOR THE MILK BOWL!!!

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    Zombified Investment Banker. Hmm, actually, that is rather typical for the current economy. Gotta beat 'em off with a stick they're so desperate
    "unnh, portfolio."

    Antisocial Tank-Driving Cakes. The cake is not a lie, it's just that it'll kill you with an Abrams or a Merkava.
    "GGGrrummblerumblerumbletisssh...BOOOOOOOOOOM!!"

    Unworthy Knights of the Round Babes. If I had to guess, RenFaire attedees unable to get dates due to, :ahem: rotundness, mayhaps?
    I am yon lonely princess, seeking mine true love; what wouldst thou do?

    Okay, goldmine! this, friends is the utimate in hilarity!! TSED, my imagination wants to have your babies, sir.

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    HAD to tell you, just rolled emotionally unstable lumberjacking tree!
    Avatar by me...yup that's how good my drawing is. As in not very good.

    Crack-Pairings, Not Dead Just Moved. Someone Hasn't Been Looking In The Right Places.


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    I got Psychotic Quarter-Inch Tall Unicorn. Disappointing to roll something so...mundane...

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    Rain of Prostitute Riding Pope



    Oh... dear. It's raining men, hallelujah?

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    Huge Mechanical Harlot
    Product-Placement Laden Asbestos Armored Snowman
    Starry-eyed Educational Voyeur
    Magic Sword-Swallowing Crab
    Aggresive Deep-sea Diving Horse Archer
    Terrestrial Member of the Society for the Preservation of Kittens
    Masticating Parody of Angry Poptarts
    Clean-shaven Night Rabbi
    Disgorged Poser-Mechanic
    Abstract Displacer Vigilante
    Perpetual Warmongering Emo Kid
    Seven i-Guitar Riffs
    Topiary Warmongering Horse
    Pulsing Snowman-Knobgoblin
    Male Needy Unnecessary Fortitude Save

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    Rolling on SweetRein's monster generator it keeps coming up with "Amalgamation of #3 and #3". Some coding problem?
    Avatar by me...yup that's how good my drawing is. As in not very good.

    Crack-Pairings, Not Dead Just Moved. Someone Hasn't Been Looking In The Right Places.


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    Now the only problem is finding three six hundred sided dice. =)
    Back from a lengthy vacation from Giantitp. I've been dabbling with 3d printer technology and game design, PM if you're curious.

    "World domination is such an ugly phrase. I prefer to call it world optimization."

    New: Tyndmyr has a game shop!

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    Just roll a d100 6 times.
    Who thinks a campaign setting based entirely around these rolls would be made of awesomodium?
    Imagine the mail being delivered by corset-clad, chainsaw surfing mailman.

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    I got a Schrodinger's Gazebo-Eating Nun Made Of Tiny Little Nazis!

    And, there's one thing missing. Thread Necromancy!
    There is no spoon.



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    Alright, let's see what the players have to look forward to in tonight's game

    there'll be a Syrupy, poisonous ochre Jell-O, which almost makes sense.

    A Magic, gluttonous Rapper, once again, we're not outside of probability.

    And finally, a Load-bearing, four kilometer tall Nerd.

    In hindsight, this might add up to a Conker's Bad Fur Day sort of game.
    My avatar? Why it's the brilliant work of Miss Nobody.

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    Quote Originally Posted by readsaboutd&d View Post
    Just roll a d100 6 times.
    Who thinks a campaign setting based entirely around these rolls would be made of awesomodium?
    Imagine the mail being delivered by corset-clad, chainsaw surfing mailman.
    Except rolling a d100 6 times won't work. 'cause then you'll get a bellcurve, ranging from 6 to 600 with 300 being the most common result.
    Instead, you could go to the "Dice Rolling Subforum".

    Now...to see what I get:[87][167][76]

    Candy Entirely Regular (no unusual characteristics) Biochemist

    Awww...I wanted a succubus.
    I'm gone for a couple of years!
    I'm off doing service in developing countries in South America
    (Very little chance of internet access) - I'll try to come back afterwards

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    A Draconic Dragon-riding Dragon?

    I approve of this

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    An experimental chainsaw-headed penguin?
    A firstborn unoriginal demon?
    A boat-wearing cheeseless pizza delivery specialist?
    ...A dead underperforming meth-head?
    A maniacally barbecued mexican-style bandito?
    A swarm of tiny men controlling a hungry, hungry lizardman?
    An ethereally condescending gnorc?

    Look. TSED. I know you think this is a good thing. But it's not. It has unleashed horrors into my mind I have not yet considered as possible. Please, please, reconsider. This is an abomination, and must be purged from the earth lest the dark realms of unreality swallow the entire cosmos.

    For real.
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