The Throne of Thufir's Thoroughly Theoretical and Therapeutic Random Banter #116

[Kaelaroth]

Kaelaroth, I wouldn't want to kill you. I can't believe you'd say such a thing. Honestly, we may have our disputes, but all in all, I think you're a really cool guy. You're sort of like an older brother to me, a role model of sorts.

Guy?

[Fredthefighter]

Guy?

Dude, Male, Man, the list goes on, which would you have prefered me to use.

How about this:
Kaelaroth, I wouldn't want to kill you. I can't believe you'd say such a thing. Honestly, we may have our disputes, but all in all, I think you're really cool. You're sort of like an older brother to me, a role model of sorts.

[Lyesmith]

Dude, Male, Man, the list goes on, which would you have prefered me to use.

How about this:
Kaelaroth, I wouldn't want to kill you. I can't believe you'd say such a thing. Honestly, we may have our disputes, but all in all, I think you're really cool. You're sort of like an older brother to me, a role model of sorts.

What about me?

[Kaelaroth]

I rather think you're missing the point, dear dwarf.
1. Please don't ever, ever refer to me in a way that could link as us any kind of relative, whether that's the case in reality or not.
2. And WHEN did you get the impression I was of the MALE gender?

[A Rainy Knight]

What about me?

You're that creepy older brother who always has something 'out in the shed' to show to his little siblings. I think the most recent one was your song-and-dance troupe of flies whose wings you'd plucked out.

[Fredthefighter]

What about me?

You're my other, just as cool older brother/role model, who I don't see as often.

Kaelaroth, you always seemed male, but maybe I was getting mixed signals.
I'm slightly confused now.
How about I just call you friend?
Azira, looks like you're my only older brother, by the way, that makes Coplantor your father. Creepy eh?

[Dr. Bath]

I got me some gold buttons! On a suit! (Like scroll buttons, but better) Also a shiny RN waterproof hat. Hah! I am pleased.

[Fredthefighter]

I got me some gold buttons! On a suit! (Like scroll buttons, but better) Also a shiny RN waterproof hat. Hah! I am pleased.

Cool, that sounds cool, like David Bowie as a ninja cool.

[Kaelaroth]

I got me some gold buttons! On a suit! (Like scroll buttons, but better) Also a shiny RN waterproof hat. Hah! I am pleased.

And I'm jealous.

[Sneak]

I got me some gold buttons! On a suit! (Like scroll buttons, but better) Also a shiny RN waterproof hat. Hah! I am pleased.

That's almost a awesome as some gold suits on a button.

In any case, I'm glad everyone else seems to be having a good day. I'm certainly glad for the extra mental health day.

[Lyesmith]

Azira, looks like you're my only older brother, by the way, that makes Coplantor your father. Creepy eh?

WAT.

Now.

Gold buttons? Do tell us more, dear Bath!

[Rutskarn]

In any case, I'm glad everyone else seems to be having a good day.

I've set aside my regular weekday for coughing, hacking, aches, pains, sore throats and loss of appetite.

So, yeah, I'm in a pretty good mood for a Monday.

Although I'm not taking so much a mental health day as a physical health day. The former's shot all to hell anyway.

[Fredthefighter]

WAT.

Now.

Gold buttons? Do tell us more, dear Bath!

Yes, what is the correct word.
According to earlier RB threads, Coplantor is my father.
Which means if you're my brother, he's your father too. Weird.
Yeah, I think we should all forget this talk about families, just for now.

[Coidzor]

So... wait... How do you have a Radon (Rn) waterproofed hat? Au buttons are pretty cool though, I must admit.

In other news... I hate it when my parents, who rag on me about not being easy to get in touch with when I generally answer at the third ring or call them back within 10 minutes if I miss them... have their cellphones turned off. Both of 'em. Gragh.

Parents. Are they really people?

[Fredthefighter]

So... wait... How do you have a Radon (Rn) waterproofed hat? Au buttons are pretty cool though, I must admit.

In other news... I hate it when my parents, who rag on me about not being easy to get in touch with when I generally answer at the third ring or call them back within 10 minutes if I miss them... have their cellphones turned off. Both of 'em. Gragh.

Parents. Are they really people?

That sounds rough there. I'm lucky with my parents being downstairs right now, I can just walk down and say, "Hey mom and dad, how are you?".
They are usually pretty cool parents. I'm lucky.

[Alleine]

So. I totally just ditched class.
Yup. I'm a baaaad student.
Oh well.
Failure is always an option

[Fredthefighter]

So. I totally just ditched class.
Yup. I'm a baaaad student.
Oh well.
Failure is always an option

Failure is never an option! Failure does not compute, error, error!
Mr.T says "Just stay in school fool, don't ditch class, just learn sucka!"

[A Rainy Knight]

So. I totally just ditched class.
Yup. I'm a baaaad student.
Oh well.
Failure is always an option

This is my prediction:
You will return to class at a later date. Your teacher will ominously say, "You have failed me for the last time." He will then proceed to strangle you. With his mind.

[Lyesmith]

Failure is never an option! Failure does not compute, error, error!
Mr.T says "Just stay in school fool, don't ditch class, just learn sucka!"

Eh-hehe.
You've got a lot to learn, kiddo.

[Fredthefighter]

This is my prediction:
You will return to class at a later date. Your teacher will ominously say, "You have failed me for the last time." He will then proceed to strangle you. With his mind.

That would be painful, but so so cool.
My teachers would just transform into evil alien monsters and devour my head. Yep, they can do that, I've seen it happen only once before, but it was pure horror.
And yes, yes I do have a lot to learn. I've still got GSCEs to finish, A-levels to do and maybe a Degree to earn.

[Player_Zero]

And WHEN did you get the impression I was of the MALE gender?

A clever ploy indeed. Well, not so much clever, but I'm sure it would've been effective had you really played that angle.

[Fredthefighter]

A clever ploy indeed. Well, not so much clever, but I'm sure it would've been effective had you really played that angle.

So wait, is Kaelaroth male or female? I'm so confused at this right now. Someone put me out of my confusion, without using death/pain/knocking me unconscious.

[Rutskarn]

Kaelroth?

Kaelroth is bipartisan.

[Assassin89]

Well, I had a snow day today.

How's the rest of the playground been?

It stopped snowing where I am, but earlier, the snowfall was heavy. I did not have a snow day, as I'm back from college for the week as I wait for Spring Quarter (the third period of ten weeks of classes and one week of finals). I'm pretty much bored right now.

[Fredthefighter]

Kaelroth?

Kaelroth is bipartisan.

I don't know what to say anymore.
How about I just call him Kaela and be happy with it.
Maybe I should just say, "Yeah, you're a pretty cool Kaela, Kaelaroth."
Nope, need new word.
"You're a pretty cool bipartisan Kaelaroth"
Maybe.
"You're pretty cool Kaelaroth"
DING DING DING! We have a winner!

[Rutskarn]

I'm sure that won't make her want to murder you at all.

[Lyesmith]

DING DING DING! We have a winner!

Who is it?

[Kaelaroth]

I'm sure that won't make her want to murder you at all.

Meh. I'm going to kill him already. Perhaps with my highlighter pen!

[Player_Zero]

Kaelroth?

Kaelroth is bipartisan.

Ya' know, I think we'd make a pretty cool crime-fighting/supervillaining duo.

Either way is fine with me. Could alternate each maybe... Of course eventually we'd have to foil our own plans in order to save the world but then imprison ourselves in an easily escapeable situation with inept guards, etc. Could get confusing.

[Fredthefighter]

I'm sure that won't make her want to murder you at all.

Stop confusing me! Seriously, it's hurting my brain you evil, evil man!
Go back to hellfire that spawned you! Go back to whence you came!

Ara, atoro, meldabi, kelash!
Ara, atoro, meldabi, kelash!
Ara, atoro, meldabi, kelash!
Ara, atoro, meldabi, kelash!
Ara, atoro, meldabi, KELASH!

*Banishes Rutskarn back to hell*

Kaelaroth, what are you? I don't know who to believe anymore.
Also, please don't kill me. I have a family who sometimes borrow money from me. I apologise, I just want to know which word to use as a descriptor, along the lines of he, she, it, etc, etc.

EDIT: Zira, the winner is "Kaelaroth and Aziraphale are really cool"