The Throne of Thufir's Thoroughly Theoretical and Therapeutic Random Banter #116

[Fredthefighter]

Status: Happy
Reason: Just got the katana to compliment my Dr. McNinja costume
Holy crap, really?: Shut up, status bar.

Okay, so it's only wood, but my mom wouldn't let me get a sharp metal one. Suffice to say that it will still strike fear into the hearts of infectious diseases everywhere!

Wow, a Dr. McNinja costume? That's intense and..... so cool, even if the katana is only wooden. My dad has a Katana downstairs, it's made of metal but the edges are dulled, the only way to do some damage with it is to go for the direct stab and even the point isn't as sharp as a katana point should be.

[CurlyKitGirl]

Status: Happy
Reason: Just got the katana to compliment my Dr. McNinja costume
Holy crap, really?: Shut up, status bar.

Okay, so it's only wood, but my mom wouldn't let me get a sharp metal one. Suffice to say that it will still strike fear into the hearts of infectious diseases everywhere!

Not posting a picture of this would be criminal and heretical. Post pictures soon or Curly, Goddess of the Written Word shall Smite! you most mightily and annoyedly.

[Fredthefighter]

Not posting a picture of this would be criminal and heretical. Post pictures soon or Curly, Goddess of the Written Word shall Smite! you most mightily and annoyedly.

Agreed, although don't smite him too much, otherwise I shall invoke the power of...... C'thulu, nah done that before, Yogg-Saggoth, too much like C'thulu, Sauron, too cliche, hmmm, got it ....Led Zeppelin.
Current song: Stairway to Heaven.

[Phase]

I'll post pics once I get my lab coat. I'm not posting pictures of component parts. That would be rather boring.

[Fredthefighter]

I'll post pics once I get my lab coat. I'm not posting pictures of component parts. That would be rather boring.

Yes, yes it would, very much indeed I would imagine.
Current song: Satisfaction by The Rolling Stones.

[Tragic_Comedian]

Hi everybody.

[Fredthefighter]

Hi everybody.

Hello, I don't believe we have met, I am Fred, nice to meet you.

[Phaedra]

Status: Happy
Reason: Just got the katana to compliment my Dr. McNinja costume
Holy crap, really?: Shut up, status bar.

Okay, so it's only wood, but my mom wouldn't let me get a sharp metal one. Suffice to say that it will still strike fear into the hearts of infectious diseases everywhere!

My parents bought me a katana set for my 18th. They rock.

I echo the request for pics.

[Fredthefighter]

My parents bought me a katana set for my 18th. They rock.

I echo the request for pics.

Fred is jealous now.
Fred has to stop talking in the 3rd person.
Okay, I'm back in the 1st person.
How are you today Phaedra?

[Player_Zero]

My parents bought me a katana set for my 18th. They rock.

I echo the request for pics.

My parents bought me bladed weaponry before my 18th. So I win.

[Rutskarn]

I was once given a family heirloom buck knife, so that's my bladed instrument.

[Fredthefighter]

My parents bought me bladed weaponry before my 18th. So I win.

I had a pen knife when I was 10. A Renno and Toledo penknife.
By the age of 12 I had a swiss army knife.
I currently have an even better swiss army knife, complete with a spoon and plenty of blades..
I win.... I think.

[Dallas-Dakota]

Status : Annoyed
Event : Lost a old classmate who I´m in regular contact with to Twilight.

[Fredthefighter]

Status : Annoyed
Event : Lost a old classmate who I´m in regular contact with to Twilight.

Ooooh, that's harsh. Just ask them not to talk to you about Twilight because you don't like it, as a friend they should understand that you don't want to hear about it.

[A Rainy Knight]

My parents bought me bladed weaponry before my 18th. So I win.

I'm a pacifist. Would I have to, say, get some completely wicked doves in order to win?

[Fredthefighter]

I'm a pacifist. Would I have to, say, get some completely wicked doves in order to win?

That would be so cool. I can imagine some doves dressed like ninjas with night-vision goggles, katanas, SMGs and shurikens.
They would flie through the sky and riddle you with bullets.

[Phaedra]

My parents bought me bladed weaponry before my 18th. So I win.

Wasn't aware we were having a competition, but ok, I concede the loss.

@Fred: I'm good, cheers. I'm having a brief break from work, which is always nice. And I get to see The Boy tomorrow, which is even better.

[A Rainy Knight]

That would be so cool. I can imagine some doves dressed like ninjas with night-vision goggles, katanas, SMGs and shurikens.
They would flie through the sky and riddle you with bullets.

Hardly pacifist, then.

And D-D, perhaps I should let you in on the identity of a certain organization... we operate in the shadows of actual twilight, and we will assassinate Edward Cullen. The code word is "The Panda is feared by bar owners, for he eats, shoots, and leaves."

[Fredthefighter]

Wasn't aware we were having a competition, but ok, I concede the loss.

@Fred: I'm good, cheers. I'm having a brief break from work, which is always nice. And I get to see The Boy tomorrow, which is even better.

Good for you, a break is always nice. Nice to know another person is feeling good too. Happiness is contagious I think, so is laughter and positivity.

[Dallas-Dakota]

That would be so cool. I can imagine some doves dressed like ninjas with night-vision goggles, katanas, SMGs and shurikens.
They would flie through the sky and riddle you with bullets.

So tempted to draw that.....


ARK, the wolves bark when the raven shoots the moon.

[Fredthefighter]

So tempted to draw that.....


ARK, the wolves bark when the raven shoots the moon.

And the cats like potatoes with their roast daffodils.

I also wish to draw the pidgeon-ninjas now, although I might just end up drawing Sauron or something like that.
Maybe a pidgeon-ninja-sauron-dragon-sorcerer.

[DraPrime]

So I just realized that exactly 3 days ago was the 2 year anniversary of when I first joined the playground. I gotta say, it feels like it's been much longer. I feel like I've been here forever.

[Lyesmith]

And the cats like potatoes with their roast daffodils.

I also wish to draw the pidgeon-ninjas now, although I might just end up drawing Sauron or something like that.
Maybe a pidgeon-ninja-sauron-dragon-sorcerer.

Please do not.
That would be lame.

[Fredthefighter]

So I just realized that exactly 3 days ago was the 2 year anniversary of when I first joined the playground. I gotta say, it feels like it's been much longer. I feel like I've been here forever.

Wow, congratulations Dragonprime.
I joined 30-11-2008, so I've got a while to go before I've got any sort of anniversary. Thinking about it, I'm still (relatively) a new guy. I've only been a member for 3 months.

Please do not.
That would be lame.

Okay, I'll cut out the Sauron-dragon-sorcerer bit, okay?

[A Rainy Knight]

Okay, I'll cut out the Sauron-dragon-sorcerer bit, okay?

Maybe the offending bit is the part with the scum of the sky... winged rats... feathered disease farms.

The number of names for pigeons fascinates me.

[Dallas-Dakota]

2 months and 9 days(or something like that) Till I hit my two-year anniversary!

[Fredthefighter]

Maybe the offending bit is the part with the scum of the sky... winged rats... feathered disease farms.

The number of names for pigeons fascinates me.

What if I replace pidgeons with Puppies/Kittens/Tigers/Platypi (Plural of Platypus)?

[A Rainy Knight]

Perhaps it will catch on with the little ones if you have good enough advertising, maybe a TV show: "Hey kids, it's Kitty Puppy Dragon Ninja Sauron Sorcerer!"
"[Hulk Hogan voice]STAY STRONG, BROTHER!!![/Hulk Hogan voice]"
"That's all for today kids. Remember to buy KPDNSS action figures, because if you don't then you're a weird kid who sits in the corner and eats paste!"

Promise me that it will have a Hulk Hogan voice.

[Fredthefighter]

Perhaps it will catch on with the little ones if you have good enough advertising, maybe a TV show: "Hey kids, it's Kitty Puppy Dragon Ninja Sauron Sorcerer!"
"[Hulk Hogan voice]STAY STRONG, BROTHER!!![/Hulk Hogan voice]"
"That's all for today kids. Remember to buy KPDNSS action figures, because if you don't then you're a weird kid who sits in the corner and eats paste!"

Promise me that it will have a Hulk Hogan voice.

Yes, it will have Hulk Hogan, Mike Myers and Mr.T in it. How about that?
Kitty Puppy Dragon Ninja Sorcerer! Kitty Puppy Dragon Ninja Sorcerer! Kitty Puppy Dragon Ninja Sorcerer! IT'S A KITTY PUPPY DRAGON NINJA SOR-CER-ER!
With Angus Young from ACDC singing the song.

[DraPrime]

Wow, congratulations Dragonprime.
I joined 30-11-2008, so I've got a while to go before I've got any sort of anniversary. Thinking about it, I'm still (relatively) a new guy. I've only been a member for 3 months.

Prepare to wait a lot for an anniversary. Time around here moves at the speed of a slug covered in superglue.