The Throne of Thufir's Thoroughly Theoretical and Therapeutic Random Banter #116

[Rawhide]

Google calculator knows the answer.

[Fredthefighter]

I know you're trying to be funny what with the Adams' gag, but be careful. Religious topic?

Okay, I'll stop.

Also, Rawhide, you just proved that Google knows everything.
How many roads must a man walk down? Answer: 42.

[Player_Zero]

Google calculator knows the answer.

Google calculator knows all and sees all. It is our all-knowing and all powerful deity.

[Dr. Bath]

Double double toil and trouble forehead burn and stomache bubble... dammit I hate food poisoning. There should never ever be cheese up ones nose. It's a sure sign that something has gone horribly horribly wrong. Pepperoni isn't stored well there either. Just so y' know.

Mrrerr.

*curls up in a ball*

The correct retaliation is "Your mums face is implied".

Silly Bath.

v.v

[Kaelaroth]

I worship this performer.

[Player_Zero]

I worship this performer.

What the hell?

[Recaiden]

I worship this performer.

Awesome. Not that I've seen other Britney impersonators, but they're good.

[Fredthefighter]

I worship this performer.

Okay, Derrick has talent, seriously, he looked and danced exactly like Britney Spears and embarrased David Hasselhoff. Kudos to Mr.Barry. I would not have known that he was a guy if he hadn't have said anything.

[Kaelaroth]

What the hell?

What "what the hell"? What is you questioning?

Awesome. Not that I've seen other Britney impersonators, but they're good.

Hyeah.

[Dr. Bath]

Okay, Derrick has talent, seriously, he looked and danced exactly like Britney Spears and embarrased David Hasselhoff. Kudos to Mr.Barry. I would not have known that he was a guy if he hadn't have said anything.

But. But. He has a really manly chin. How could you not tell?

All this does is make me glad I don't watch talent contest programmes.

[Fredthefighter]

But. But. He has a really manly chin. How could you not tell?

All this does is make me glad I don't watch talent contest programmes.

Well, I thought it was a girl until he decided to speak and break the illusion. Although seeing David Hasselhoff speechless was priceless. I'm glad to have seen that, if only for Mr.Hasselhoff's reaction.

[Player_Zero]

All this does is make me glad I don't watch talent contest programmes.

Amen.

No better than Big Brother.

[Kaelaroth]

Amen.

No better than Big Brother.

But ever so much prettier. Alas. I just was pleasantly surprised to see how comfortable it was to have such an.. obvious TG/S contestant on a talent show. At least one who seems so genuine, and didn't seem to generate massive raaage. O'course, I may be wrong.

[Player_Zero]

I just don't like anyone who thinks it's a good idea to dress up and dance like Britney Spears.

Moar liek UNtalented shows, amirite?

[Fredthefighter]

But ever so much prettier. Alas. I just was pleasantly surprised to see how comfortable it was to have such an.. obvious TG/S contestant on a talent show. At least one who seems so genuine, and didn't seem to generate massive raaage. O'course, I may be wrong.

TG/S? Talented Group/Singer? Something? I can't tell what you mean by the acronym you used there.

[Kaelaroth]

Trans-gender/sexual.

[Fredthefighter]

Trans-gender/sexual.

Thanks for clearing that one up. I was wondering what you meant there.

[Dr. Bath]

I just don't like anyone who thinks it's a good idea to dress up and dance like Britney Spears.

Moar liek UNtalented shows, amirite?

Zing!

Thou shall hev a fishy on a little dishy,
Thou shall hev a fishy when the boat comes in.

I would like a fishy, but eating will probably make me throw up again... Poop.

[Kaelaroth]

I would like a fishy, but eating will probably make me throw up again... Poop.

Pourquoi? Does you have noro, or somesuch? Or is you so full you'll just swell like a balloon? And pop.

[Dr. Bath]

Pourquoi? Does you have noro, or somesuch? Or is you so full you'll just swell like a balloon? And pop.

Food poisoning. Curse you dominoes! Curse you! So I didn't get much/any sleep, but I don't wanna sleep 'cos that might mean I get sick all over the place. Sleeepy. And huungry. Mrrererr.

[Player_Zero]

Noro noro beam?

I should get dressed and go buy some food... Unless I wanna' live off of a packet of rice krispies for a week.

[Kaelaroth]

Food poisoning. Curse you dominoes! Curse you! So I didn't get much/any sleep, but I don't wanna sleep 'cos that might mean I get sick all over the place. Sleeepy. And huungry. Mrrererr.

Meep! But.. but.. I eats Dominoes - they is killahs?!
THE WORLD MUST KNOW!
I suggest curling up on a sofa. And watching something. Under a rug.

[Fredthefighter]

Food poisoning. Curse you dominoes! Curse you! So I didn't get much/any sleep, but I don't wanna sleep 'cos that might mean I get sick all over the place. Sleeepy. And huungry. Mrrererr.

Poor Dr.Bath, all ill and sick and sleepy and hungry. I shall have to travel to london to take care of you personally.
*Packs his bags*

[Kaelaroth]

Poor Dr.Bath, all ill and sick and sleepy and hungry. I shall have to travel to london to take care of you personally.
*Packs his bags*

...
RUN BATH RUN!

[Player_Zero]

take care of you personally.

Hur hur hur.

Although I think CKG would probably sue you for touching her things.

[Fredthefighter]

...
RUN BATH RUN!

Don't worry, I have stumpy legs, dwarves are only dangerous over short distances. So you'll need to put as much ground as possible between us.
*Continues packing his bags*
Hmmm, do I need to take the scalpel?

[Dr. Bath]

He knows when your are sleeping,
He knows when you're on the can,
He'll hunt you down and blast your ass from here to Pakistan.
You better not breathe, you better not move,
You're better off dead, I'm telling you, dude.
Fred Fighter is gunning you down!

Fred used to be such a jolly guy.

[Fredthefighter]

He knows when your are sleeping,
He knows when you're on the can,
He'll hunt you down and blast your ass from here to Pakistan.
You better not breathe, you better not move,
You're better off dead, I'm telling you, dude.
Fred Fighter is gunning you down!

Fred used to be such a jolly guy.

I still am, I just get my jolly-ness from inflicting PAIN
I was talking about taking care of you using the usual, "Medicine, cook and clean" way, but gruesome violence and causing your death sound fun too.
I'll get my SMG and my Uzi 9mm.

EDIT: Bonus points for the Futurama reference there.

[Quincunx]

How can you be sick and yet be so funny, Dr. Bath? (Note to self: For future comic relief, poison Dr. Bath's food again--I mean for the first time.)

[Fredthefighter]

How can you be sick and yet be so funny, Dr. Bath? (Note to self: For future comic relief, poison Dr. Bath's food again--I mean for the first time.)

I'll get the poison. Whoops, covers blown, run for it!