The Throne of Thufir's Thoroughly Theoretical and Therapeutic Random Banter #116

[unstattedCommoner]

(Note to self: For future comic relief, poison Dr. Bath's food again--I mean for the first time.)

I believe it's traditional to fill him with baked beans.

[Fredthefighter]

I believe it's traditional to fill him with baked beans.

"Beans beans, the musical fruit,
The more you eat, the more you toot"
Couldn't resist. Mmmmm, baked beans.

[Dr. Bath]

I believe it's traditional to fill him with baked beans.

I'm not uncle Bigbad! I'll never teach you the nine rule of badness! Never! You'll never get your bad badge at this rate.

[Fredthefighter]

I'm not uncle Bigbad! I'll never teach you the nine rule of badness! Never! You'll never get your bad badge at this rate.

I don't need to be bad when I've got the blues from the man who taught The Scatman cat and who says you can even teach a cat scat.

[Quincunx]

"Beans, beans, the musical fruit" is on the ever-lengthening list of Things Minta the Neato Necro Gnomie Girl Is Not Allowed to Sing During Raids. When the dragon ate the musical fruit, we all felt quite a lot worse, as that powered him up to start hurling bad effects down upon us. . .Well, that's neither here nor there, and hopefully neither is she. Minta through Fractured Alignment Week would not be the screaming cootie-infested knot of self-loathing Gender-Bender Week would have been, but the noise, by the gods, it wouldn't stop the _noise_. . .

I'm missing the current cultural references and just imagining slithering down under the frothy surface of a bathtub brimming with Heinz's with only a swirl of ketchup left on the surface. Stepping near the time-loop of Random Banter, that is.

[Fredthefighter]

"Beans, beans, the musical fruit" is on the ever-lengthening list of Things Minta the Neato Necro Gnomie Girl Is Not Allowed to Sing During Raids. When the dragon ate the musical fruit, we all felt quite a lot worse, as that powered him up to start hurling bad effects down upon us. . .Well, that's neither here nor there, and hopefully neither is she. Minta through Fractured Alignment Week would not be the screaming cootie-infested knot of self-loathing Gender-Bender Week would have been, but the noise, by the gods, it wouldn't stop the _noise_. . .

I'm missing the current cultural references and just imagining slithering down under the frothy surface of a bathtub brimming with Heinz's with only a swirl of ketchup left on the surface. Stepping near the time-loop of Random Banter, that is.

Stop making me hungry, I'm hungry for baked beans now.
The Beatles shall help me.

[Dallas-Dakota]

Drat, my contacts at Dominoes have not worked fast enough and now Quin has uitquicked me....

[Dr. Bath]

Little Wolf's book of badness is what I was talking about. Not to spoil it for you, but someone explodes due to eating too many beans, as they are too lip-smackerous not to eat.

@Poisoners: Remind me never to eat again.

[Fredthefighter]

Little Wolf's book of badness is what I was talking about. Not to spoil it for you, but someone explodes due to eating too many beans, as they are too lip-smackerous not to eat.

@Poisoners: Remind me never to eat again.

I know what it is. Also, I agree with the baked beans part.
And you have to eat sometime, you can either die from hunger or live on but a little bit ill.

[Assassin89]

Assassin89 could definitely be called a pessimist. I'm not sure he's actually been pleased about anything since someone first figured out the whole name-does-not-equal-profession dealie.

I'm not really annoyed by the name-does-not-equal-profession dealie. I mainly kill jokes in real life, and that is about it.

[Player_Zero]

Also, I'm gonna' keep reposting this animation until you actually watch it so you may as well do so. It's about cats and rabbits and wuv. I guarantee you will 'd'awwww' if you're not a soulless monster.

http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/161181

That is part one. They are all worth watching. Do it. I'm gonna' makle you watch it eventually anyway. And then there will be a quiz. Failure on the quiz will result in your castration.

[randman22222]

Also, I'm gonna' keep reposting this animation until you actually watch it so you may as well do so. It's about cats and rabbits and wuv. I guarantee you will 'd'awwww' if you're not a soulless monster.

http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/161181

That is part one. They are all worth watching. Do it. I'm gonna' makle you watch it eventually anyway. And then there will be a quiz. Failure on the quiz will result in your castration.

I got no "d'awwwws".
Buuuut...
"The Girl from Ipanema" give me major cases of sad "d'awwwwws". I luhvs it.
...Sorry, can't find a link.

[Fredthefighter]

Also, I'm gonna' keep reposting this animation until you actually watch it so you may as well do so. It's about cats and rabbits and wuv. I guarantee you will 'd'awwww' if you're not a soulless monster.

http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/161181

That is part one. They are all worth watching. Do it. I'm gonna' makle you watch it eventually anyway. And then there will be a quiz. Failure on the quiz will result in your castration.

Okay, I d'awwww'ed, it's nice, but I shall not be attending the quiz, so you can bugger off with the castration.

[Player_Zero]

I got no "d'awwwws".
Buuuut...
"The Girl from Ipanema" give me major cases of sad "d'awwwwws". I luhvs it.
...Sorry, can't find a link.

You watched them all and didn't 'd'awww'? All five? What's wrong with you?

[randman22222]

You watched them all and didn't 'd'awww'? All five? What's wrong with you?

Simply not to my tastes. I'm using every resource I have to find some way to remedy this subjectivity.

[Player_Zero]

Simply not to my tastes. I'm using every resource I have to find some way to remedy this subjectivity.

That's it. I don't know why I bother sometimes.

In fact, screw it, I'm never bothering again. You can make your own amusement.

[randman22222]

That's it. I don't know why I bother sometimes.

In fact, screw it, I'm never bothering again. You can make your own amusement.

Yeah. Been doing that quite some time now. I highly recommend it.

[Fredthefighter]

That's it. I don't know why I bother sometimes.

In fact, screw it, I'm never bothering again. You can make your own amusement.

If you won't put the amusement into the playground then I will.
Time for something by Scatman John

[randman22222]

If you won't put the amusement into the playground then I will.
Time for something by Scatman John

Your attempt to salvage the situation, it, err...
Yeah. Kudos for trying.

[Quincunx]

Yo, Dr. Bath? This is your reminder. By the way, were you going to eat that?

[A Rainy Knight]

Your attempt to salvage the situation, it, err...
Yeah. Kudos for trying.

May I give it a shot? Hopefully my hard work will yield success...

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[Fredthefighter]

Your attempt to salvage the situation, it, err...
Yeah. Kudos for trying.

What's wrong with that song?
Right then.
*Rolls up sleeves*
No more Mr. Nice Fred.
FIRE 1
FIRE 2
FIRE 3
FIRE 4
FIRE 5
FULL SALVO!

[randman22222]

What's wrong with that song?
Right then.
*Rolls up sleeves*
No more Mr. Nice Fred.
FIRE 1
FIRE 2
FIRE 3
FIRE 4
FIRE 5
FULL SALVO!

Monkeys in front of typewriters...

[Fredthefighter]

Monkeys in front of typewriters...

Eh? I don't believe I understand your train of thought there. Elaborate please.

[Dr. Bath]

Yo, Dr. Bath? This is your reminder. By the way, were you going to eat that?

It looks like a delicious biscuit, but I see through your lies! Don't tempt me further, lest I take you all down with me. I'll do it!

Eh? I don't believe I understand your train of thought there. Elaborate please.

Eventually they could write Shakespeare.

[randman22222]

Eh? I don't believe I understand your train of thought there. Elaborate please.

I'm saying that there really was no need to try salvaging this. No need to post something people would think was funny. At least, not in the way you approached it. Should've just let it be.

...Yeah, I have a weird, round-about way of thinking.

[Fredthefighter]

I'm saying that there really was no need to try salvaging this. No need to post something people would think was funny. At least, not in the way you approached it. Should've just let it be.

...Yeah, I have a weird, round-about way of thinking.

There's a difference between being funny and amusement.
Also, I was trying to post some good songs, that hopefully amused someone or made someone happy.
I understand about the monkeys typing Shakespeare, but it just seemed out of place in the conversation.

[A Rainy Knight]

There's a difference between being funny and amusement.
Also, I was trying to post some good songs, that hopefully amused someone or made someone happy.
I understand about the monkeys typing Shakespeare, but it just seemed out of place in the conversation.

I believe he meant that, although you might come up with something funny, it would probably be after a series of random stabs at it.

May I also add that one should not look down on the noble monkeys at typewriters. They work all day and all night for infinite periods of time so that people can have their plays (eventually).

[Dr. Bath]

I dunno. You picked one good song, so the theory stand. (not saying you are to infinite monkeys. Or maybe I am? I don't know)

[randman22222]

There's a difference between being funny and amusement.
Also, I was trying to post some good songs, that hopefully amused someone or made someone happy.
I understand about the monkeys typing Shakespeare, but it just seemed out of place in the conversation.

Yeah, I use them synonymously. Not a good habit. But at any rate, it wasn't needed, or got annoying, or whatever, regardless of what word you want to use. Monkeys get tiresome, real fast. Silly little maybe-flaw we have.

However, now would be a good time to change the topic. Read any good books recently? I'm finally forcing myself to read the last instalment of the Dune series, and it's cool, in that strange way that only Herbert does.