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    Sgt. Redshirt enters the General's tent.

    He stops in front of the officer and salutes.

    Word just came through the grapevine that we are going for a push against the Infested Orks.


    What are my orders?

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    Lance Corporal Kris calms himself and salutes when Raynor walks into the room. He glares at the catboy (who is TOTALLY a playa!) as he slinks out of the room. "Sniveling little coward." He makes his eyes focus on a bare patch of wall. "Orders, sir?"
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    Quote Originally Posted by Wolfbane View Post
    Sgt. Redshirt enters the General's tent.

    He stops in front of the officer and salutes.

    Word just came through the grapevine that we are going for a push against the Infested Orks.


    What are my orders?
    Ooh, right. Redshirt, glad to see you. You see, the Infested Orks have Feral Warbears and Buzzdrones guarding the base entrance, as you see on this map... This in itself wouldn't be a problem but their Acid-Spore'd Valkyrie squadrons prevent our Science Vessels from EMPing their main production buildings and as we know, if their shields keep up our Tactical Nukes from Cyrus's team up on this cliff here will be useless.

    Now, your job is to cause a distraction near the warbears so their air force doesn't notice us Recalling in the Vessels. Understood?

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    @ deathslayer7- My status never changed. You just failed to read the posts correctly.

    So NOT a playa!
    Now in red.
    And to prove it, I refuse to pay for FPS girl's popcorn, drinks, and ticket.
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    "What? You cheap bastard. Good thing there's a dead body to loot the next aisle over, so I still came out ahead on the deal."
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    Quote Originally Posted by Murska View Post
    Ooh, right. Redshirt, glad to see you. You see, the Infested Orks have Feral Warbears and Buzzdrones guarding the base entrance, as you see on this map... This in itself wouldn't be a problem but their Acid-Spore'd Valkyrie squadrons prevent our Science Vessels from EMPing their main production buildings and as we know, if their shields keep up our Tactical Nukes from Cyrus's team up on this cliff here will be useless.

    Now, your job is to cause a distraction near the warbears so their air force doesn't notice us Recalling in the Vessels. Understood?

    FOR THE CAUSE!
    Sgt. Redshirt salutes and goes to his men.

    Alright men, listen up! he says as he hands out the map.

    We are going to be attacking this area. pointing to the area labeled Tango. We will be outnumbered 15-1 and heavily outgunned, but it is our job as Redshirts to give them hell, meet them there, and give them even more. Questions?

    Cpl. Redshirt raises his hand.

    Yes?

    Um..., what happened to Pvt. Redshirt? He's missing.

    Sgt. Redshirt grumbles as he flips through the morning's reports.

    Ah, here it is. He drowned in his slushy. Lucky him.

    A squad of Rhino Armored Transport Vehicles pulls up and runs over the Corporal.

    Alright men, grab your gear and load up! We leave for war!

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    Ha! See? She's pissed. So not a playa.
    "Let's go. This movie is so predictable. I mean the redshirt dies the same way every time. Slushie suffocation."
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    Dull thuds mark the impact of something hitting the far side of the transport.

    After a few seconds, Sgt. Redshirt can hear a sizzling sound.

    Only one thing makes that sound.

    Acid mines! Get down!

    Unfortunately, a Pvt. Redshirt couldn't hear him because of his iPod and headphones. He was still bobbing his head when the acid melted through.

    His screaming lasted the rest of the trip.

    The trip lasted 20 more minutes.

    ((@Reinholdt: Making a woman pay would be a Playa thing. ))

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    ((@Reinholdt: Making a woman pay would be a Playa thing. ))
    ((Totally.))

    Lance Corporal Kris heads to the movies to take his mind off things back at base - the slaughter of redshirts, that annoying fairy, the general's daughter. He heads into the darkened theater as most of the people from the last show head out. He looks around as his eyes adjust to the darkness. He spots Reinholdt sitting in his chair, Happy an aisle behind him - looting? Kris smiles and runs a hand through his hair. He strolls up to Happy and leans over to whisper in her ear. "Hey baby. I know where there's a whole field of bodies to loot. C'mon." He straightens and offers her his hand.
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    Deathslayer - Are you sure you don't live in Sim City?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Reinholdt View Post
    @ deathslayer7- My status never changed. You just failed to read the posts correctly.

    So NOT a playa!
    Now in red.
    And to prove it, I refuse to pay for FPS girl's popcorn, drinks, and ticket.
    Actually, a true playa would never pay for his date's extras at a movie. He'd find a way to get her to pay for his.

    You're not off the hook yet, furball.

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    i couldn't stop laughing
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    That's not so impressive with her track record.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dirk Kris View Post
    ((Totally.))

    Lance Corporal Kris heads to the movies to take his mind off things back at base - the slaughter of redshirts, that annoying fairy, the general's daughter. He heads into the darkened theater as most of the people from the last show head out. He looks around as his eyes adjust to the darkness. He spots Reinholdt sitting in his chair, Happy an aisle behind him - looting? Kris smiles and runs a hand through his hair. He strolls up to Happy and leans over to whisper in her ear. "Hey baby. I know where there's a whole field of bodies to loot. C'mon." He straightens and offers her his hand.
    FPS girl takes Kris's hand. "Lead the way, sweetie."
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    Noes!
    Accursed plans backfiring.
    *invites FPS girl back to the tent in the most sleazy and distasteful way possible right in front of Lance Corporal Kris*
    There. That should get me slapped and disprove everything.

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    That and the name's misspelled. News reporters wouldn't make such obvious mistakes ever would they?
    What.

    Are you from some alternate dimension?

    And besides, that orange cat looks nothing like your avatar
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    Quote Originally Posted by Reinholdt View Post

    Noes!
    Accursed plans backfiring.
    *invites FPS girl back to the tent in the most sleazy and distasteful way possible right in front of Lance Corporal Kris*
    "What?! What kind of girl do you think I am?"

    She turns and stalks out of the theatre, grumbling the whole way.

    "Can't believe he thinks I'd stop and take a tumble with him when I have a mission to complete. Only a playa like him would put fun and games first."
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    Quote Originally Posted by Reinholdt View Post
    *SNIP*
    That and the name's misspelled. News reporters wouldn't make such obvious mistakes ever would they?
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    NOT a playa!
    Are you insinuating that news reporters look for the facts before reporting them?

    You are such Playa, that you've lost touch with the world around you.

    I nominate Reinholdt for Playa itp.

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    The night passed quietly, and while some activity went on, everyone slept peacefully through the night.



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    It is now...

    DAWN OF THE THIRD DAY!
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    Murska.

    EDIT: Hmm... seems I'm a bit early.
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    Message board:
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    The Rhino Transport reaches the target area and skids to a halt. The bay door opens and tracer fire starts clanging off the inside of the hull.

    Charge!

    Sgt. Redshirt leads his men out of the Rhino. Off to his right, Specialist Redshirt's flamethrower tank gets clipped and explodes, sending a shower of napalm over a squad. The Sargent ignores it and keeps going. Through the smoke and fire, he finally sees the enemy.

    Warbears.

    They were twisted abominations of beast and Xenos scum. They stood about twice as tall as a human and had bony plates covering most of their surface. They carried various weapons and we dumber than a box of rocks.

    But unfortunately, the same could be said about most of the Redshirts. Many of them charged headlong into them. PFC Redshirt was picked up by one of them and his back snapped. His last breathe leaves his body as it hits the ground. Rose....bud.

    Sgt. Redshirt picks up his axe and charges the foe.

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    "What?! What kind of girl do you think I am?"

    She turns and stalks out of the theatre, grumbling the whole way.

    "Can't believe he thinks I'd stop and take a tumble with him when I have a mission to complete. Only a playa like him would put fun and games first."
    "Hah! A real playa would have totally sweet talked into bed first then left you in the morning. I'm SO not a playa."
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    Why am I not on the list?
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    Happy Bomb-omb trusts not Mechafox, PhantomFox, message board nor Reinholdt.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Murska View Post
    Curses!
    Murska! You, Someonenotyou and I must ban together to destroy the slanderous message board!

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    Detrevnisisiht until someone has a better idea..
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    Can't follow the thread so I point at Shadowcaller...

    if he's still alive. And I.
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