Universal Smash Bros 3: Heroes' resurgance!

[Murska]

The General fiddles with the machinery in the laboratory complex, somehow controlling them without physical contact. He upgrades parts of himself while directing the remnants of the military. Soon he walks back to Happy, holding a massive weapon with lots of different fancy parts and such.

This thing here I made seems to be suited for you. It's got the most firepower of anything we have in the field thus far, it holds any kind of ammunition you might find and some more and it doubles as a chainsaw. It's also capable of launching rocket propelled chainswords at the enemy units and a single shot will completely obliterate anything low-tier.

[happyturtle]

FPS girl's eyes fill with tears. "I-I've never seen anything so beautiful!"

[Darkcomet]

Flight sim guy, having lost his plane again, happens to be near the General and FPS girl.

I, ah, don't suppose you can make a plane?

[PhantomFox]

(Phew! Busy night)

The night was quiet again, as the Villains stalked quietly through the night.

"Alright, we agreed on what's-his-face?"
Yes. That one in particular is quite annoying.
"I refuse to lose. And he's definitely not going to stop us."

Once they reached the campsite, Mewtwo floated forward. His eyes glowing with power, he stretched a hand forward, and Wolfbane was levitated into the air with a jerk.

Let's see how YOU like being bombarded by inane memes...

Wolfbane started shouting in disgust as various shock-pics flashed through his brain. Mewtwo flung him psychically through the air and slammed him against a nearby wall before showering him with shadow balls. He then held him still and his eyes glinted with malice.

I have just the thing for you...

Mewtwo focused, and then Wolfbane started to hear something that only he could hear. He started to twitch and then spasm a little bit.

That's right. And it'll never end. It will just keep on looping... forever.

"No! Make it stop! Please!"

As you wish... MIND CRUSH!

Wolfbane went still and flopped to the floor unmoving.

You just lost... your life. Let's go guys.

Wolf looked at the moon in the sky.
"I think we got some extra time tonight..."

-elsewhere-

"Alright guys, we don't have much time for this. We have a Cheesy Canadian Cutscene Action here whose cutscene has been going on far too long, what do we do?"

"I say we borrow from Monty Python. When the sketch isn't funny anymore, do something random."

"Like this?"

*CRASH!*


"That works. Alright, we gotta scram now."

-yet somewhere else-

The power... oh it felt so strong... someone wearing Samus' form could feel the power growing, spreading, pervading every inch of her body. She had been trying to keep control, not let it go to her head, not be corrupted by the power.
But it was too late.
Slowly her defenses crumbled, and then the change occured...
Seeing Master Hand in the distance, the person now wearing the form of Dark Samus went to test her power...

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In the morning, the heroes awoke to find a shocking THREE trophies, all in a row. Wolfbane's trophy with a horified expression on its face, TwoBitWriter's was rather dented, and Dallas-Dakota's was an odd shade of blue. It wasn't long before Master Hand arrived and whisked the trophies away, leaving another three badges. One bore the Nintendo N, a second had Mario's face, while a third held the logos of various companies...

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Wolfbane was killed by the Villains. He was on Team Nintendo
TwoBitWriter was killed by the Villains. He was a 3rd Party
Dallas Dakota was fatally corrupted. He was on Team Mario

It is now...

DAWN OF THE FORTH DAY!
-48 hours remain

The following people must point today or face autolynch:
detrevnisisiht
Dr. Bath
Zaragon


Results of Night Actions will be sent out shortly

But wait...

SPECIAL SILLY EVENT!
- Touch Fuzzy, Get Dizzy -

On the morning wind, a cloud of strange objects float into the camp.

Upon touching one of these, one feels strange effects...

If the time of your post ends in a 3, or an 8 (example: 8:13 PM, or 8:18 PM) you have touched fuzzy, and are now... er... dizzy. Since you are now 'dizzy' you can't speak coherently, and your next post must consist of utter nonsense and random and crazy babbling.

Have fun!

[Selrahc]

I'm going to point at Zar Peter again.

[Kyouhen]

Happy Bomb-omb thinks people probably should have expected Dallas would be infected instead of just being killed outright...

Happy Bomb-omb also LOOOOOOVES Fuzzies and would never try to go anywhere without being dizzy. As such, Happy Bomb-omb begins jumping after the fuzzies in an attempt to catch ones.

[Murska]

Flight sim guy, having lost his plane again, happens to be near the General and FPS girl.

I, ah, don't suppose you can make a plane?

Hm. I might be able to make up something soon. I'm a bit busy though.

A cloud of something follows after the General.

[happyturtle]

"Um, Dad, what's that stuff following you?"

[Murska]

The General turns around, the cloud condensing and forming a small ball onto his open palm. This is something I made to help me around with stuff. It's quite useful, made up of tiny machines.

[Kyouhen]

Flight sim guy, having lost his plane again, happens to be near the General and FPS girl.

I, ah, don't suppose you can make a plane?

Happy Bomb-omb knows how to make planes for Darkcomet.

[Heroic]

I'll point at Zar Peter

[Uncle Festy]

((Uncle Festy gets bored with Gordon Freeman, and switches to TCG Player. ))
TCG player draws a card. "Dammit! Why can't I draw a land!"
((…*and misses the fuzzy by ten seconds. ))

[happyturtle]

The General turns around, the cloud condensing and forming a small ball onto his open palm. This is something I made to help me around with stuff. It's quite useful, made up of tiny machines.

"It's cute, Dad." FPS girl turns her attention back to her awesometastic new gun. "I think I'll call him Bloodbath," she says affectionately.

EDIT: I caught the fuzzy!

[banjo1985]

Hummmm, I'll say this now. Wolfbane was Dixie Kong. The reason there wasn't a kill yesterday is that the wolves targetted him then, so it was put back until today.

Wolfy truted me with this information, rightly or wrongly. Who has Wolfy been pointing at? Maybe we'll find a villain or two. Witholding my point until I've looked back at the votes.

[happyturtle]

As the edge of being the respawning off the entry doorway into a hail of the FPS girl steps the respawning the match setting off the exact same setting purely reactive to avenge Wolfbane. As the edge of her presence and spraying forced to dash blindly for beginning the fight are of chainswords, which is most often suicide. An unaware entry door as cover, instead of being moves. It allows through a door as cover, or to a hail of being purely reactics upon retreat and use the entry doorway intention.

[pondshadow]

I really don't think Zar Peter is a villan, so i will vote for the ever lovable, wiley, malicious, FPS girl, HappyTurtle

Edit: I appears to be fuzzy!

[Murska]

"It's cute, Dad." FPS girl turns her attention back to her awesometastic new gun. "I think I'll call him Bloodbath," she says affectionately.

Just come to me if you require additional modifications... and no, I won't make it shoot nuclear weaponry, we need those for defense right now. Maybe after we push them back a bit.

[Shadowcaller]

...
There is a strong disturbance in this game coming from the so called "General" and the "FPS Girl".

And it won't go away, even if we lynch them apperently.

I need to fight this, somehow...

[happyturtle]

"What about incorporating sword-chucks?"

[Murska]

"What about incorporating sword-chucks?"

Hmm... That gives me an idea for something... The General turns away and the ball disperses into a cloud, following him.

[Shadowcaller]

Within the base a black smoke came out of the air-vents. It lingered there for a moment as it begun to take a vaguely humanoid shape.

Two yellow eyes opened up, the figure scanned its surroundings, nothing here...
It moved across the hallway, almost transparent its eyes moving in all directions, searching for something.

It had a mission, why or how was not in the question, it simply obeyed orders.
The creatures "FSP girl" and "the general" must die, those was the orders it needed to follow, it was as simple as that.

Footsteps, the creature stopped moving and melted into its surroundings again, its yellow eyes fading to gray. The targets were close now...

[Aemoh]

*points at Hero 1.0 for no reason*

[Uncle Festy]

TCG player marches up to the General. "Reporting for duty, sir!" he says.

[Murska]

The General, now being followed by a larger cloud, is creating a fighter jet. Hm? Oh, nice to have you on board... whoever you are. What can you do?

[Darkcomet]

Flight sim guy eagerly watches the fighter jet being built.

And he arrives one minute late to avoid the fuzzy.

[Zar Peter]

I point at happyturtle

Respawning sounds like Villain ability...

[Andre Fairchilde]

After the roll call, Snake Eyes' new mission is observing Kyouhen.
(No real reason, just that sometimes wolves are active role players.)

[PhantomFox]

Hmm...

It's "Touch Fuzzy, Get Dizzy"

Some people aren't acting dizzy and posting in complete and utter nonsense. *shrug* Oh well.

[Deathslayer7]

Jim Raynor stands outside the base talking with his informat. What do you mean he's not dead!? I saw him die.

His daughter ressurected him.

Jim grumbled under his breath.

He checked his pistol and made sure the clip was loaded. He then pushed it back in. Well then, I have a monster to kill. With that, he walks into the base.

(points at Andre Fairchilde)

[Trixie]

I'm not fuzzy, am I?