Universal Smash Bros 3: Heroes' resurgance!

[Andre Fairchilde]

“Ve haf vays of making you talk!”

She said that right before he punched her in the face, and took off running – armed with two UZIs and a katana.

“Maybe he doesn’t want to talk.”

“Dude! Er… Sir! He just jumped over a car!”

(Yay village! Why do I feel so pixilated right now? )

[Boo]

Real horrorshow, my droogs.

Doubleplusgood!

Yes, I did just use two different fake languages.

[Uncle Festy]

Suh-weet.
Happy am I!

[Darkcomet]

Something I said was a good idea... Was actually a good idea.

Will to find villains... Growing. Doubt in own logic... Fading.

I'll do better than Spytrap, honest!

[Lord Fullbladder, Master of Goblins]

"Don't get arrogant, lads,"says the Captain, from the railing of the Master of Goblins. "Still a good many to go."

He takes a swig from a silver flask kept in an inside pocket, produces a pipe, and heads belowdeck, still disgusted that his crew never showed up.

[happyturtle]

Conversation with Murska (paraphrased because I don't feel like tracking down the chat log):

Murska: What's your role?
HT: I don't trust you.
Murska: I'm neutral, you can totally trust me.
HT: Yeah, right.
Murska: If you tell me your role, I'll tell you the role of <player x> or <player y>
HT: And that's why I don't trust you. You're selling roles.
Murska: If you tell me not to tell anyone your role I won't. I only sell the roles of those who don't tell me not to.

[Boo]

I thought that would be obvious, knowing Murska. That's why I didn't bother contacting him.

[Deathslayer7]

people actually trusted murska. wow.

[Helgraf]

"Destro, you lunatic, your stupid plan failed miserably. You get one chance to redeem yourself before I let Dr. Mindbender go to work on your shiny chrome-plated dome!"

[Kyouhen]

Happy Bomb-omb is pleased at the death of the villain, and shall not suicide in a most unpleasant way tonight!

[PhantomFox]

Message board time!

@Murska: You know, it would have been much more effective if I hadn't lied to you.
@Wolfbane: You just lost.
With the best of luck~ <RacerX>

Dear Morons Heroes,

Don't forget to read your paper hole fillings a bedtime story, tuck them in, and kiss them goodnight.

Kind regards,
The Electric Hole Puncher

[happyturtle]

Happy Bomb-omb is pleased at the death of the villain, and shall not suicide in a most unpleasant way tonight!

FPS guy shoots Happy Bomb-omb's player for making his player think you're talking about her.

[UncleWolf]

@Wolfbane: You just lost.
With the best of luck~ <RacerX>

O.o


M****!

<.<

Pardon my french.

[Kyouhen]

FPS guy shoots Happy Bomb-omb's player for making his player think you're talking about her.

This makes Happy Bomb-omb unhappy. You wouldn't like him when he's unhappy.

[happyturtle]

If you were Unhappy, then you wouldn't be Happy. And that would make me happy because I'm Happy.

[Kyouhen]

Happy Bomb-omb being happy makes Happy Turtle... happy? CONFUSED!!!

[happyturtle]

No no no!

I'm Happy. Therefore you cannot be Happy. You must be Not Happy or Unhappy or Dennis or something else.

*nodnod*

[Gnomish Wanderer]

Hm.

* picks up a baseball bat * Weed out the evil ones!

[UncleWolf]

No no no!

I'm Happy. Therefore you cannot be Happy. You must be Not Happy or Unhappy or Dennis or something else.

*nodnod*

Ah!

So FPS Guy is played by happyturtle who is happy and this makes happy bomb-omb unhappy so he can't possibly he happy bomb-omb, he has to be unhappy bomb-omb as long as happyturtle is happy.

I got it.

[Mustiado]

*frowns at this apparent confusion, and alt+click's Happyturtle and her FPS avatar*

BUG REPORT: Linguistics

There seems to be some confusion in terms between these two characters and their various abilities, especially in reference to their interaction with each other. Status changes fail to happen.

Sincerely, MMORPG guy.

[Kyouhen]

Previously-Happy Bomb-omb has no bug. Previously-Happy Bomb-omb has a bad case of sad.

[happyturtle]

FPS guy looks around carefully to make sure no one is watching.

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*hugs Previously-Happy Bomb-omb*






*flees*

[Murska]

Hey! Stop fleeing, that isn't what kiting is! You got to shoot them!

[PhantomFox]

Message time!

Your payments on your electric bill are overdue. As such we are immediately cutting off your power. Hope you have good batteries.

Regards,
Tax Man

[Szilard]

The goomba walks around, being happy.

[Kyouhen]

FPS guy looks around carefully to make sure no one is watching.

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*hugs Previously-Happy Bomb-omb*






*flees*

GLEE!
Happy Bomb-omb is cured of sad!

[Griever]

With earnest, Ernest earned erstwhile earnings.

Also, please note:

To: The Villains,

Gondor has no pants, Gondor needs no pants.

[Dallas-Dakota]

Ok, Griever, that was just awesome!

It sounds like something I would say....

[Supagoof]

G.I.Joe! Gather round troops, we have a new recruit. His name is Calvin.

Actually, I never liked the name Calvin. Can we go right to the code-name?

Sure, why not.

As you can see, I like to dress in all black. I have a PHD and was top of the sniper class at Westpoint. You could call me Dr. Killjoy or Sure-shot.

We'll think about it Calvin. Here, catch!

*Tosses beer, Calvin fubmles it.*

Good catch there....Fumbles.

Haha, Perfect. We'll call you fumbles!

No, not fumbles. I have a doctorate.

Dr. Fumbles!

Paging Dr. Fumbles.

[PhantomFox]

Message board:

Link, please bane one of the following people:

• Tingle
• Yoshi
• PhantomFox
• Ike
• Pikachu