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    Oh noes!

    FPS guy uses the SILVER KEY, which disappears from his inventory.

    At the top of the staircase, he finds a box of ammo. Sure, it's the crappy ammo that he never uses, but it's free. Score!
    "Curses! He escaped! But how?! No matter, I stole all his ammo before he went down there mwahaha! You there! Generic grunt armed with the weakest weapon imaginable, go kill him!"

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    Lcpl. Kris hears the General and Raynor shouting at each other from down the hall. He smirks and turns left, away from the officers. He finds a nondescript door, third on the left down this corridor and smiles. He knows it well, though most everyone misses it entirely or pays it no mind.

    The General's daughter's room.

    Kris runs a hand through his hair and adjusts his uniform. She likes it - he knows. She especially likes taking it off. He opens the door and steps through, quickly closing and locking it behind him.

    "Hey, baby. Sorry to keep you waiting, but I was in a fight and..."

    Kris turns to see a tail snaking out from under the blanket, a flash of blonde hair and a giggle telling him the general's daughter is under there too. Furious, he storms across the room and rips the blanket off the bed.

    "Reeeeeeinhooooooldt!"
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    Dirk Kris just won USB. You can all go home now. Game Over.

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    I also just came up with a silly idea for someone to RP as. Ben "Yahtzee" Crowshaw. Probably would get himself lynched with all the critic's bile and all. Meh, silly idea. Perhaps the Imp instead...
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    Quote Originally Posted by Dirk Kris View Post
    Lcpl. Kris hears the General and Raynor shouting at each other from down the hall. He smirks and turns left, away from the officers. He finds a nondescript door, third on the left down this corridor and smiles. He knows it well, though most everyone misses it entirely or pays it no mind.

    The General's daughter's room.

    Kris runs a hand through his hair and adjusts his uniform. She likes it - he knows. She especially likes taking it off. He opens the door and steps through, quickly closing and locking it behind him.

    "Hey, baby. Sorry to keep you waiting, but I was in a fight and..."

    Kris turns to see a tail snaking out from under the blanket, a flash of blonde hair and a giggle telling him the general's daughter is under there too. Furious, he storms across the room and rips the blanket off the bed.

    "Reeeeeeinhooooooldt!"

    The naked catboy looks up at the angry Lcpl.
    But he was just having so much fun.
    "Meep. Ummm... it's not what you think?"
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    Tale as old as thread
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    Reinholdt was the Beast
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    Reinholdt had already told the truth once in that post, and therefore was over his annual quota.

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    Silly RP´ers, filling up two pages in a evening.
    Nothing compared to RB, but then again, I don´t keep track of that.... Or try to...

    If I´m RP´ing anybody, it´l be Yahtzee.
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    The Captain tries to interrupt this mess by firing one of the Master's cannons. Perhaps he and his ship are powered by cutscene. Perhaps it's all supernatural. Whatever it is, the cannon is much louder than anything going on, even if the cannon ball explodes harmlessly in the distance.

    "Oy, you lot! Keep it down! Some of us're trying to sleep! Personally, I'm havin' my midnight pipe, but I'm sure those lads and lassies on shore leave're trying to sleep!"

    And with that he he shuts up, puffing on the mentioned pipe.
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    The night was a busy one despite the deceptive calm that pervaded. Under the cover of darkness the villains gathered together. They glared at each other, before reaching an uneasy truce and started debating over who they should get rid of.

    "How about that one guy?" Bowser proposed.
    Which one. 'That one guy' could be anyone. Mewtwo mentally projected.
    The arguement carried on for a while until Wolf looked at the sky and hurried things along.
    "C'mon, let's just do it. We're running out of time to finish the mission."
    After some grumbling, they all headed out, sneaking through the sleeping heroes until they found the one that they wanted.

    "Alright, who gets the first shot?"
    Bowser shoved his way forward.
    "I got this one."
    He grabbed his poor victim by the throat and hoisted him into the air with a jerk, waking him up. Bowser roared in his face and then threw him to the ground before falling on top of him with his full bulk. He then got up and grabbed him again, before holding him in front of him and repeatedly throwing devastating body blows into him. Tossing him into the air, Bowser crouched down and then rammed the falling figure with his spiky shell before grabbing him and letting out a breath of fire in his face. He then took the flaming figure and smashed him against a wall several times before flinging him away. The figure reverted back into a trophy with a small clatter as Bowser chuckled.
    "Now that's how you do it. Let's get out of here before the sun rises."

    -elsewhere-

    Another figure was restless, walking around in the night, trying to get some rest. He froze as he thought he heard footsteps.
    "Who's there?"
    "C'mon!"
    "Show yourself!"
    "Show me 'ya moves!"
    "Is that you Captain-"
    "FALCON..."
    "Ha, I was rig-"
    PUNCH!


    -somewhere else from the other two-

    Someone else was active in the night, moving around the various campsites, until she found the one that she was looking for.

    She pounced on the sleeping figure, shoving her shock pistol in his face.
    "FREEZE CRIMINAL!"
    "Who? What?"
    "Quiet! You're coming with me!"
    Quickly handcuffing the figure, Carmelita dragged him off to places unknown.

    -later-

    The heroes awoke to the site of three people missing, highly unusual for one night. But only two trophies were found. One badly abused, and the other burned and dented. Soon, Master Hand arrived and swept up both trophies and tossed out two badges. One was emblazoned with the Nintendo logo, but the other one had a mushroom on it instead.

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    Szilard was killed by the Villains. He was on team Nintendo.
    Helgraf was Falcon Punch'd. He was on Team Mario (Mason)
    Murska was arrested by Carmelita Fox. He is now Out Of Play (may not point, be pointed at, use or be targeted by any actions )until the next dawn


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    As the sun rises, it wakes up still groggy from the night.

    Stepping out into the open, it takes in a deep breathe of the new air.

    The Game smiles because he just made you lose.

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    Wow, I did have a strange feeling that I would die.
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    Bravo Szilard. Bravo!
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    And Szilard, great job! You make me proud!
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    Szilard is wise.
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    Must resist urge to point at Wolfbane... That way lies game loss of a different kind.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Darkcomet View Post
    Must resist urge to point at Wolfbane... That way lies game loss of a different kind.
    But it isn't me you are wanting to point at.

    It is who I am.

    I am The Game.

    Now go bump the thread already.

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    FPS guy shoots The Game.

    "Hey, General, you mind if I camp at the respawn point all day?"
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    *ponders*

    FPS guy... MMORPG guy... RTS Guys...

    Ding! Flight simulator guy!

    There is suddenly a runway, and then a roaring overhead. A missile flies down at The Game's bullet-ridden corpse, before the jet responsible lands.

    The pilot climbs out.

    Let's hope he stays down for a while...
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    Upon respawning at a different point after being spawnkilled several times, The Game finds the most dreaded of all weapons on the map.

    The Meme.

    Invoking Triple and Quad Damage power-ups by yelling SPARTA!, he charges up the hill with his allied LOLCATS.


    Only The Game wins. Everyone else loses.

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    Gordon Freeman picks up a circular saw with his gravity gun. Then, pointing the gun at Wolfbane, he shoots, shouting, "I'MA FIRIN' MAH RAZOR!"

    ((
    EDIT: Oh, and I got ninja'd by Wolfbane, so I didn't steal the meme thing from him. I guess great twisted minds think alike. ))
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    That guy was badass! He was like, "Oh! Oh, you're gonna try to Chuck Norris me, I'll just Chuck Norris you!" Unfortunately, I am the best Chuck Norris since Chuck Norris.
    Which is saying something, considering that Chuck Norris... was Chuck Norris.

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    Chuck Norris won the Game.
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    Szilard is wise.
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    Flight sim guy frowns, then heads back to the runway.

    A bit later, a jet is seen making a dive-bomb at The Game, and it fires several missiles down at him.
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    The shadowy figure rolls the dice and it comes up with the face of Wolfbane

    ((Might RP later.))
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    Quote Originally Posted by Uncle Festy View Post
    Gordon Freeman picks up a circular saw with his gravity gun. Then, pointing the gun at Wolfbane, he shoots, shouting, "I'MA FIRIN' MAH RAZOR!"

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    EDIT: Oh, and I got ninja'd by Wolfbane, so I didn't steal the meme thing from him. I guess great twisted minds think alike. ))
    The shot slams into The Games chest, but it's health is still over 9000.

    It then points at Gordan, sending an endless horde of head crabs and zombies after him.

    Then, it morphs The Meme into it's most horrific form.

    The N00B T00b...with a chainsaw on it.

    It's armies start to Rick Roll over the defenses.

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    Wolfbane seems to be missing the missiles fired down at him.

    The jet is also within gun range now, and fires a barrage of machine gun fire at The Game.
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    Jim Raynor wakes up from his long nap. Seeing an attacking force, he lights another cig, seemingly pulling out of nowhere. He then starts shooting The Game.
    Not wearing your seat belt? See you soon!
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    Wolfbane for the lynch.
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    *flips off The Game for a moment*

    All right ladies, gents....Uncle Festy.

    As about half of you seem to know my role(If you are in the other half, just ask around )

    But, why lynch me of all people? All I am doing is having some fun.

    And yes, I'm having oh-so-much fun.

    But, I'll make you all a deal. If you choose not to lynch me, I will stop RPing the you-know-what.

    You have my word.

    And many of you know that my word is my law.

    But I promise you this.

    If I do get lynched today, I will Rick-Roll you all so hard as a ghost, that you're children will have the song stuck in their head at birth.

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    Cobra Commander takes off his helmet and proceeds to eat - in front of everyone.
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    Instead of being useless, I'm going to point at Istari. Especially since Wolfbane will probably continue to remind us of the Game even after his death.

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    *Quack* Banjo!!! *Quack*

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    What Game?

    [hides behind the corner]
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    *points at Trixie*

    For being above me.

    ((Also, I don't know Wolfbane's role. I assume he's a neutral, right? I never know anything...))

    EDIT: I just now thought of this, but, Helgraf pointed at DD day 1, after DD claimed to be a mason. Helgraf was a mason. So... DD lied? Or Helgraf was trying to not look masony and got punched for it? *shrugs* Thinking hurts my brain...
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    FPS guy loots the bodies of Helgraf and Szilard.

    FPS guy gets the Red Armor.
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    Cloud hits Banjo on a total "accident" on his way to go kill Kadja.

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