Dragonprime's Dynamically Dangerous Dextrous and Destructive Random Banter #118

[Dallas-Dakota]

Its hard to believe that Fred is older then me.

Damn me being a late child! Damn me!

[DraPrime]

Its hard to believe that Fred is older then me.

Damn me being a late child! Damn me!

Hee hee, I'm older than both of you. And I'll even be 18 in 364 days.

[Fredthefighter]

Its hard to believe that Fred is older then me.

Damn me being a late child! Damn me!

I'm only a few days older than you aren't I?


Dragonprime, there is no need to brag, it just means your childhood is over faster than ours. But you're only as young as you feel though. I feel 10 right now.

[Felixaar]

I often state that I am 13 before remember I haven't been for four years now

[Fredthefighter]

I often state that I am 13 before remember I haven't been for four years now

You just reminded me that my little sister is 13 this year. Let the horror begin!
(She's bad enough as a 12 year old )

[Dragonrider]

I was worse at twelve than at thirteen, Freddyfoo....

[Fredthefighter]

I was worse at twelve than at thirteen, Freddyfoo....

You don't know my sister. Sometimes she's fun and nice, the rest of the time she's THE SOURCE OF ALL EVIL! Not to mention how stubborn she is. Aaaargh.
The thing is though, I have an advantage over her. I can take pain, she can't. If I so much as lightly punch her, she starts bawling. Also, my parents aren't against retaliation, so if she hits me, I can hit her back with no consequences.

[Felixaar]

The urge to make a remark about "Dragonrider" and the phrase "Source of all Evil" is overwhelming. So, I'm just going to think about how mercilessly she will slaughter me until it goes away.

[Fredthefighter]

The urge to make a remark about "Dragonrider" and the phrase "Source of all Evil" is overwhelming. So, I'm just going to think about how mercilessly she will slaughter me until it goes away.

Wait a minute, that doesn't sound right.

Dragonrider, aren't you very peace loving and against violence?

[Recaiden]

Wait a minute, that doesn't sound right.

Dragonrider, aren't you very peace loving and against violence?

Peace loving and Source of All Evil aren't mutually exclusive.

@Felix: It happens to everyone.

[Fredthefighter]

Peace loving and Source of All Evil aren't mutually exclusive.

@Felix: It happens to everyone.

Are you sure about that? Then again, Doctor "Eggman" Robotnik was kind of evil and wanted to create a paradise of peace all over the world. Although I wouldn't call him the "source of all evil".

[Neko Toast]

Are you sure about that? Then again, Doctor "Eggman" Robotnik was kind of evil and wanted to create a paradise of peace all over the world. Although I wouldn't call him the "source of all evil".

A paradise of peace? I thought he wanted to robotisize everything. Doesn't sound too paradise-y to me.

Great. Now that word has me thinking of Wolf's Rain again.

[Thufir]

Doctor "Eggman" Robotnik

*Slaps Fred upside the head* Never call him that.

@^: Well I guess it'd be a paradise for the robots.

@V: You're still doing it! *Slaps again* *Slaps wikipedia as well*

[Fredthefighter]

A paradise of peace? I thought he wanted to robotisize everything. Doesn't sound too paradise-y to me.

Great. Now that word has me thinking of Wolf's Rain again.

No, Dr.Robotnik wanted to make a complete utopia on earth, I don't remember anything on robotising everything.#
Dr.Robotnik's Wikipedia page says that:

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Doctor Robotnik is described as being a certifiable genius with an IQ of 300. His fondness for machines has also made him a renowned authority on robotics. Ultimately, Robotnik's goal is to conquer the world and create his ultimate utopia, Robotnikland. He selfishly never gives up on this matter, and does not care for others' opinions. He considers those who would interrupt his plans a prime threat. His abominable laughter and maniacal declarations contrast his self-professed softer side, as a romanticist, feminist, and gentleman. Despite his intelligence, Robotnik is terribly immature, prone to childish emotional fits when he is not getting his way. Although Sonic has always ruined his evil plans, Robotnik begrudgingly holds a secret respect for his determination.

EDIT: I just copied and pasted part of Wikipedia.... but I've edited it to avoid slaps. I grew up with Eggman and Sonic, not Robotnik and Sonic. Even "Mario and Sonic at the Olympic games" calls him Dr.Eggman

[Rutskarn]

Just once, I want to see a game where the villain actually did have the capabilities to make a world utopia, but the protagonist is just too stupid to figure that out/too much of a Captain-Hammerish jerkwad to care. That would be hi-larry-hus.

[Fredthefighter]

Just once, I want to see a game where the villain actually did have the capabilities to make a world utopia, but the protagonist is just too stupid to figure that out/too much of a Captain-Hammerish jerkwad to care. That would be hi-larry-hus.

Yes, yes it would be. Perhaps if Dr.Doom was the villain and the hero was Captain Jack Harkness from Dr.Who. That might just work. (Did you guess that I'm not a fan of John Barrowman?)

[Dragonrider]

*is amused*

[Jibar]

Just once, I want to see a game where the villain actually did have the capabilities to make a world utopia, but the protagonist is just too stupid to figure that out/too much of a Captain-Hammerish jerkwad to care. That would be hi-larry-hus.

Actually, I do believe there is a game with almost that exact plot.
Unfortunately, I believe it was a jRPG, and not a big hitter at that so it'd take me a while to find out which it was.
Captain video games away!

[Dr. Bath]

*is amused*

*slaps wrist*

Bad Dragonrider! No posts completely within *action asterisks*. Kids these days! :P

@Rutskarn: Sounds pretty much like you want Watchmen the game. Not that that would ever work. The game they did make was still pretty awful.

[Dragonrider]

*slaps wrist*

Bad Dragonrider! No posts completely within *action asterisks*. Kids these days! :P

You see that little blue tongue?

See it?

Yeah! No asterisks.

*thbbbbbbbbpt!*

[Dr. Bath]

You see that little blue tongue?

See it?

Yeah! No asterisks.

*thbbbbbbbbpt!*

THAT IS NOT WORDS. You need words! Why aren't there words!? Why? Why? (and colons are just asterisks of the sea)

So nyerr

[Dragonrider]

THAT IS NOT WORDS. You need words! Why aren't there words!? Why? Why? (and colons are just asterisks of the sea)

So nyerr

*bows to the superior intellect, wit, and talent of Dr. Bath*

[Dr. Bath]

*bows to the superior intellect, wit, and talent of Dr. Bath*

That's righ-

...oh.

I see what you did there.

mumble grumble jumble

[Fredthefighter]

mumble grumble jumble

Something something dark side something something sith lightning something something.

[Dr. Bath]

Something something dark side something something sith lightning something something.

More like 'something something sarcasm something lowest form something wit something something'

More like that.

Neutral is where it's at anyway.

[Fredthefighter]

More like 'something something sarcasm something lowest form something wit something something'

More like that.

Neutral is where it's at anyway.

Something something wasn't doing something sarcasm something something.



Bah. My advice for neutral is "Stop sitting on the fence and do something!"

[Rutskarn]

Ah, yes, words. To quote The Bard Himself:

"Words, words, words."

...

I never said it was a very good quote, but it's there, okay? Hamlet said it. Gimme some damn credit.

[Fredthefighter]

Ah, yes, words. To quote The Bard Himself:

"Words, words, words."

...

I never said it was a very good quote, but it's there, okay? Hamlet said it. Gimme some damn credit.

"Alas poor Yorrick, I knew him Horatio"
"Hark! What light through yonder window breaks. It is the east and Juliet is the sun"
"Is this a dagger I see before me"
I could go on but I won't.
I give you credit, that kind of line isn't the kind people remember and as such it is very intelligent of you to think of it.

[Dragonrider]

More like 'something something sarcasm something lowest form something wit something something'

Sure, but it's still wit.

[Dr. Bath]

Sure, but it's still wit.

That is a pretty terrible argument. Pretty terrible. To be honest I'd rather have no burger than a burger made of, say, maggots, or human flesh. Not that I'm comparing your wit to decaying human beans. No siree.

Or am I? You'll never know! Ahahahaha! *disappears in a puff of smoke*