Llama Llama Duck 2 - Game Thread - The Return of Insanity

[Dallas-Dakota]

Well atleast I was original and drew something! Instead of debating and quoting lyrics or linking to songs....

And then everybody ignored me.

I will see if I can get into LLD II. Or not. Sadly, most likely not.

[happyturtle]

The Rainbow Lemon Llama decides to join in:

If all the raindrops were lemon drops and gumdrops?
Oh what a rain that would be.
Standing outside with my mouth open wide.
Ahh-ahh-ahh-ahh-ahh-ahh-ahh-ahh-ahh-ahh.
If all the raindrops were lemon drops and gumdrops?
Oh what a rain that would be.

If all the snowflakes were candy bars and milkshakes?
Oh what a snow that would be.
Standing outside with my mouth open wide.
Ahh-ahh-ahh-ahh-ahh-ahh-ahh-ahh-ahh-ahh.
If all the snowflakes were candy bars and milkshakes?
Oh what a snow that would be.

If all the sun beams were bubble gum and ice cream?
Oh what a sun that would be.
Standing outside with my mouth open wide.
Ahh-ahh-ahh-ahh-ahh-ahh-ahh-ahh-ahh-ahh.
If all the sun beams were bubble gum and ice cream?
Oh what a sun that would be.

[Lamech]

Clealy Neither Tallic, nor Jontom Xire has done much maths on this whole "who do assassin's help win?", so until someone does you'll have too chalk it up to a differance of opinion. Of course, if someone runs the numbers or perhaps many simulations they may be able to provide some useful information, but right now I don't see anyone having done that.

Of course one of you could have an assassin silence your opponent.

P.S. I did actually run a really crappy simulation of who wins if every kill is random and the winner is checked after each death. Villagers won 625 times, and wolves won 376 times. The number of wolves was 6 out of 20 players. I'm going to attempt to write a much better simulation.

[Griever]

The duckish-looking llama looked down upon the chaos erupting below him.

Aemoh accused after Alarra's accusations of Allysian's altruism towards Ariko.
Billtodamax begged Banjo for his break to have brevity.
Catseye called Cristo "cute kitty".
Dallas-Dakota defenstrated Darkcomet while Deathslayer and Dr. Bath dueled with damp Dragoon dragons.
Evnafets eated enviously.
Fin frowned fallaciously at Fleeing.
GoC denied global gregarious llamaness.
Hap_hazard heartily hurdled happyturtle's hedgehogs as Haruki-kun headed home, hampered by Helgraf.
Iceddragons 'id in 'is igloo, guv.
Jontom Xire jaunted jovially for jests.
Lamech lamented his lack of a long sword, leaving Lex-kat llama logic.
Murska maliciously marked his masterplan's maligned monstrosities to Mustiado's Maneuver. Mordokai had been mashed by mother earth, due to gravity.
PirateMonk pirated partial monotonous music.
RadikalSkippy rashly rallied, launching valor mode as he ran towards Recaiden. Reinholdt reloads.
Selrahc shoots Stu42 at Shadowcaller, who is shoved by Szilard, his savior.
Shadow smiles.
Talix takes time to target Trixie, a telling tale. The Valiant Turtle (Raldor!!) tackles ThePhantom before they table it and take the television.
Uncle Festy unearths his undead self, unambiguously.
Wolfbane walks wearily with his wet willy weapon.
xNadia exacerbates excessively, exchanging exclusive executive examinations for Excel.
Zar Peter's zoo had many zany zebra, Zeb is Zorro.

[UncleWolf]

I honestly don't want to know what weapon you are talking about.

[Talic]

Nah, that's assassin speak. What better way to hide a name than amidst every legal name choice in the game? All that means is you can't predict his target.

Of course, it could be a bluff... who knows? Either way, I don't go out of my way to target assassins. My choices are determined by RNG... Currently. Though I'm not averse to being a hired llama-gun. I'm just a llama, in search of a vision.

[Shadow]

P.S. I did actually run a really crappy simulation of who wins if every kill is random and the winner is checked after each death. Villagers won 625 times, and wolves won 376 times. The number of wolves was 6 out of 20 players. I'm going to attempt to write a much better simulation.

Nerd.

[happyturtle]

Jontom Xire because I was totally convinced by all that logic stuff that I didn't read.

[billtodamax]

Actually there were a few flaws in both of their arguements, but I'd be arguing for both sides if I joined in.

[happyturtle]

You're right. Talic was definitely more convincing.

[GoC]

I am not a rabbit.

[Recaiden]

I am not a rabbit.

This proves nothing GoC.

[Nychta]

I point at Talic

[Lamech]

I ran a better simulation. Umm... killing random people will probably not work. So Jontom is probably right, assuming I made no mistakes, and luck didn't skew hard one way...

Nerd.

Yeah...

[Talic]

I ran a better simulation. Umm... killing random people will probably not work. So Jontom is probably right, assuming I made no mistakes, and luck didn't skew hard one way...


Yeah...

I've ran the numbers. Entropy favors the underdog. Unless the number of masons and their allegiance is known, there are simply too many variables.

However, multiple assassins using their ability will not alter the ratio of llamas to ducks, on average. Simple probability shows that whenever someone's firing blind, you generally have the kill spread match closely to the ratio of remaining players.

Also bear in mind... What does a voting record do? It shows you what he/she aimed at, which is really useful, if your target knew who he/she was aiming at.

If the victim is firing just as blindly as you? It tells you nothing.

[UncleWolf]

Here is something I hope the ladies enjoy as much as I do.


Let's get naughty

Come a little closer, baby
It's all right
Maybe we can start a little fire tonight
Pull the shades, lock the door
Don't waste my time, girl
You'd better be sure
Cause I know what I want
And I know how to get it
So baby if you're ready to play

Let's get naughty naughty
Down & dirty
Naughty naughty
Oh I like it that way

That dress you're wearing makes you look so cute
But girl you'd look better in your birthday suit
Take my hand, feel my love
Tonight's the night wer're gonna shake it up, shake it up

Cause I know what you want
And you're gonna get it
Baby if you're ready to play

Let's get naughty naughty
Down & dirty
Naughty naughty
Oh I like it that way

Cause you know what I want
And I'm gonna get it
Baby if your ready to play
Step this way - naughty naughty
Why don't you slide on over here baby?
Yeah that's it
Don't worry I won't bite ya - not yet
Why don't we could uh....
What kind of girl do you think I am?

*slap*

Heehee

Let's get naughty naughty
Down & dirty
Naughty naughty
Oh I like it that way

Let's get naughty naughty
Down & dirty
Naughty naughty
Oh I like it, I like it
I like it that way

I like it that way

Uh huh

Naughty naughty

Naughty Naughty by Danger Danger

<.<

You know, I think I am actually going to be slapped soon.

[TFT]

I really need to start keeping spreadsheets for bigger games...
I don't know what the vote tally is, but Trixie for the random.

[billtodamax]

I think it's time for me to join in on the karoke.

Spoilered for convenience. Not for the faint of heart! You have been warned...

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It's close to midnight and something evil's lurking in the dark
Under the moonlight, you see a sight that almost stops your heart
You try to scream but terror takes the sound before you make it
You start to freeze as horror looks you right between the eyes
You're paralyzed

'Cause this is thriller, thriller night
And no one's gonna save you from the beast about strike
You know it's thriller, thriller night
You're fighting for your life inside a killer, thriller tonight

You hear the door slam and realize there's nowhere left to run
You feel the cold hand and wonder if you'll ever see the sun
You close your eyes and hope that this is just imagination, girl!
But all the while you hear the creature creeping up behind
You're out of time

'Cause this is thriller, thriller night
There ain't no second chance against the thing with forty eyes, girl
Thriller, thriller night
You're fighting for your life inside a killer, thriller tonight

Night creatures calling, the dead start to walk in their masquerade
There's no escaping the jaws of the alien this time
(They're open wide)
This is the end of your life

They're out to get you, there's demons closing in on every side
They will possess you unless you change that number on your dial
Now is the time for you and I to cuddle close together, yeah
All through the night I'll save you from the terror on the screen
I'll make you see

That this is thriller, thriller night
'Cause I can thrill you more than any ghost would ever dare try
Thriller, thriller night
So let me hold you tight and share a
Killer, diller, chiller, thriller here tonight

'Cause this is thriller, thriller night
Girl, I can thrill you more than any ghost would ever dare try
Thriller, thriller night
So let me hold you tight and share a killer, thriller, ow!

(I'm gonna thrill ya tonight)
Darkness falls across the land
The midnight hour is close at hand
Creatures crawl in search of blood
To terrorize y'alls neighborhood

I'm gonna thrill ya tonight, ooh baby
I'm gonna thrill ya tonight, oh darlin'
Thriller night, baby, ooh!

The foulest stench is in the air
The funk of forty thousand years
And grizzly ghouls from every tomb
Are closing in to seal your doom

And though you fight to stay alive
Your body starts to shiver
For no mere mortal can resist
The evil of the thriller

[Ariko]

An entirely random point at..Biltodamax, today.

[Murska]

I'm not sure everyone has followed the guideline of being able to sing and perform on at least one instrument the songs he posts, but hey, who cares.

I'll be trying to do that for as long as I can.

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I am a man who walks alone
And when Im walking a dark road
At night or strolling through the park

When the light begins to change
I sometimes feel a little strange
A little anxious when its dark

Fear of the dark, fear of the dark
I have a constant fear that someones always near
Fear of the dark, fear of the dark
I have a phobia that someones allways there

Have you run your fingers down the wall
And have you felt your neck skin crawl
When youre searching for the light?

Sometimes when youre scared to take a look
At the corner of the room
Youve sensed that somethings watching you

Fear of the dark, fear of the dark
I have a constant fear that someones always near
Fear of the dark, fear of the dark
I have a phobia that someones allways there

Have you ever been alone at night
Thought you heard footsteps behind
And turned around and no ones there?

And as you quicken up your pace
You find it hard to look again
Because youre sure theres someone there

Fear of the dark, fear of the dark
I have a constant fear that someones always near
Fear of the dark, fear of the dark
I have a phobia that someones allways there

Fear of the dark, fear of the dark
fear of the dark, fear of the dark!
Fear of the dark, fear of the dark
fear of the dark, fear of the dark!

Watching horror films the night before
Debating wiches and folklore
The unkown troubles on your mind
Maybe your mind is playing tricks
You sense and suddenly eyes fix
On dancing shadows from behind

Fear of the dark, fear of the dark
I have a constant fear that someones always near
Fear of the dark, fear of the dark
I have a phobia that someones allways there

When Im walking a dark road
I am a man who walkes alone

[Jontom Xire]

Yes. I do understand the taking of a logical extension to an extreme. The vast majority of true and valid logical statements fail when taken to the very extremities. For example, let's take the logical example that gravity causes objects to fall. By that logic, airplanes shouldn't work, balloons shouldn't fly, and space shuttles should never reach orbit.

Aaaaaannnddd ... all wrong.

1) Gravity doesn't cause objects to fall. Additionally stating it is not a logical statement but an imprecise statement of fact.
2) By taking the statement to it's extreme you prove the invalidity of the statement and in the process prove the value of a logical extension to an extreme while simultaneously trying to prove it's lack of value and also thus prove your inability to make a logical conclusion accurately. This is why I refuse to enter into a logical debate with you - because you cannot. You lack the skills and the knowledge.

In contrast to your statement I would say:

All correct logical statements are true at all times even when taken to any extreme. If they cease to be true at such an extreme, (and here is why extending to the extremes is so useful) then they are not in fact correct logical statements.

[happyturtle]

And therefore, I can clearly not choose the glass in front of me!

Happyturtlehappyturtlehappyturtle

[hap_hazard]

Point at Ariko.

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[Murska]

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Yeah.

[happyturtle]

*shakes fist at Murska*

He got me there. Can someone bane me please?

[Shadowcaller]

..........
(That counts as a post right Happy?)

[happyturtle]

The Dead-Lemon-Walking thinks that looks like an awful duckish trick there. *narrows eyes at SC*

[GoC]

Jontom Xire's most recent post is correct.

[happyturtle]

Actually, never mind. I've voided Murska tonight, so he can't hurt me.

[Alarra]

*considers briefly pointing at Jontom or Talic, *shrugs* Points at Valiant Turtle instead*