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    Quote Originally Posted by Pyrian View Post
    So, does that mean you're in a jam, now?
    I think in some countries you can get shot for a pun like that...

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    Quote Originally Posted by DD the Cookiemonster View Post
    >.>

    Milk is awesome.

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    Really? What did you expect from me?
    Agreed. If it works for those old men, it must be awesome.
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    Default Re: Farmer Felix's Fantastic FRandom FBanter #119 (may contain traces of fnuts)

    I have discovered a fatal flaw in my lunch.

    Once the leftover Chinese has been eaten, there is no more to eat.

    ...

    ...I must remedy this...

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    TBW: You'd be exiled, THEN shot for these...

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    "I just got punched in stomach 3 times," Tom said triumphantly.
    "I hope I can still play the guitar!" Tom fretted.
    "Measure twice, before you cut." Tom remarked.
    "Thats the last time I'll ever buy a pet lion," Tom said Off-handedly.
    "There is NO smoking allowed in here!" Tom fumed.
    "Welcome to Grant's tomb," Tom said crypitcally.


    Okay, I just got all of my random outbursts out in ONE post!
    Last edited by Mr. Mud; 2009-04-10 at 12:29 PM.
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    Default Re: Farmer Felix's Fantastic FRandom FBanter #119 (may contain traces of fnuts)

    You had to throw more puns at me...

    Oh god... it's like my Tutorial in Writing class all over again!!!


    @Cristo: Chinese is nothing compared to Thai! You should get some of that.

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    Default Re: Farmer Felix's Fantastic FRandom FBanter #119 (may contain traces of fnuts)

    Quote Originally Posted by TwoBitWriter View Post
    You had to throw more puns at me...

    Oh god... it's like my Tutorial in Writing class all over again!!!


    @Cristo: Chinese is nothing compared to Thai! You should get some of that.
    Heh, tutorials...

    And Italian is better than Thai, which is better than Chinese .

    EDIT: Wahoo, Jumped past the thousand post mark with all those puns!
    Last edited by Mr. Mud; 2009-04-10 at 12:35 PM.
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    Quote Originally Posted by TwoBitWriter View Post
    I have an ever-expanding family?

    I just have a few brothers and two daughters...
    *Ahem* (taps foot).

    Also, Coid - that sounds horrific. Hope you never get cat hair in your beard again.
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    We just have to make sure those 7 shots can kill you.
    @^: It's less spicy.
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    Default Re: Farmer Felix's Fantastic FRandom FBanter #119 (may contain traces of fnuts)

    Yay, I love tom Swifties!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mrmud View Post
    Heh, tutorials...

    And Italian is better than Thai, which is better than Chinese .

    EDIT: Wahoo, Jumped past the thousand post mark with all those puns!
    And above Italian is the realm, nay, heavenly sphere of Cajun cuisine.
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    Quote Originally Posted by randman22222 View Post
    And above Italian is the realm, nay, heavenly sphere of Cajun cuisine.
    And above when wandering Cajun, one finds the realm of really cheap stuff you can get at 7-11, and tastes really bad, but you have continue to eat it .
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    Default Re: Farmer Felix's Fantastic FRandom FBanter #119 (may contain traces of fnuts)

    Quote Originally Posted by dish View Post
    *Ahem* (taps foot).
    ...

    How could I forget my darling half-sister?

    *hugs*

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    Default Re: Farmer Felix's Fantastic FRandom FBanter #119 (may contain traces of fnuts)

    Where do you see your post count?
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    Quote Originally Posted by anazopyreo View Post
    Where do you see your post count?
    Not sure why you quoted randy on this one, but I'll go ahead and answer.

    When you are viewing a thread you have posted in (e.g. this one!) click on your username in the box to the left of your post. Click the tab "View Public Profile", and then scroll down a tad until you see you're post count. You currently have 9 posts, and you will rank up to Halfling with 41 More .

    EDIT: And yeah, Tom Swifties ARE awesome .
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    Quote Originally Posted by randman22222 View Post
    And above Italian is the realm, nay, heavenly sphere of Cajun cuisine.
    Are you genetically Italian, or do you just really, really love Italian food? You talk about it frequently.

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    Default Re: Farmer Felix's Fantastic FRandom FBanter #119 (may contain traces of fnuts)

    Italian is actually my favorite food group.

    I judge a restaurant by their chicken parmesan.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dragonrider View Post
    Are you genetically Italian, or do you just really, really love Italian food? You talk about it frequently.
    Err, do I?
    I am part Italian, but...
    I talk about Italian food a lot?

    Anywho, I think Cajun is above Italian food...
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    Quote Originally Posted by randman22222 View Post
    Err, do I?
    I am part Italian, but...
    I talk about Italian food a lot?

    Anywho, I think Cajun is above Italian food...
    Okay, maybe two or three times. Me exaggerate some....

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    Quote Originally Posted by randman22222 View Post
    Err, do I?
    I am part Italian, but...
    I talk about Italian food a lot?

    Anywho, I think Cajun is above Italian food...
    I'm part italian too! Rand are you sure you've never heard you had a twin brother ?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mrmud View Post
    I'm part italian too! Rand are you sure you've never heard you had a twin brother ?
    No, but then, I'm not sure the past is immutable, so say what you will about my sanity/general knowledge.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mrmud View Post
    Not sure why you quoted randy on this one, but I'll go ahead and answer.
    It was an accident, I edited my post to remove it but apparently after you answered, thanks for your help

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mrmud View Post
    I'm part italian too! Rand are you sure you've never heard you had a twin brother ?
    You are just desperate for adoption, aren't you?

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    Let everyone into the RB family!
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    Thank you kpenguin for the lovely avatar, Recaiden for my dolly, and Alleine for this:
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    dish is a cool crazy cat lady.

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    Quote Originally Posted by TwoBitWriter View Post
    You are just desperate for adoption, aren't you?
    Hah, I was just thinking "Hmm, I must seem very desperate to everyone in the playground..."

    allz i ned s teh luvz .

    Oh, and no problem Anazo.
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    *wanders in eating cashews messily, wanders out again*

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    Quote Originally Posted by dish View Post
    Let everyone into the RB family!
    Indeed. We need to update that tangled-web thing...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Trog View Post
    *wanders in eating cashews messily, wanders out again*
    Geez Trog, I just vaccuumed!

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    Quote Originally Posted by dish View Post
    Let everyone into the RB family!
    Hey, I don't want some of these troglodytes (no offense, Trog) into my family! Did you come near them? They stink!
    I use black for sarcasm.


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    Quote Originally Posted by dish View Post
    *Ahem* (taps foot).

    Also, Coid - that sounds horrific. Hope you never get cat hair in your beard again.
    Well, I've learned to remember to being taking my anti-histamine a week or so in advance before heading home. Also, to not nuzzle and tickle the cats whiskers with my beard.

    So apparently if the light is down and my face is in shadow, I look like Che Guevara to my friends... Though my best friend (who was driving and saw me in the mirror, crammed down inbetween two other people in the middle of the backseat with a backpack full of about 50 library books) couldn't quite remember his name when he was telling me how I looked.

    Edit: What's this about a Root Beer Family?

    Quote Originally Posted by Mrmud View Post
    And above when wandering Cajun, one finds the realm of really cheap stuff you can get at 7-11, and tastes really bad, but you have continue to eat it .
    Cajun? Crappy Cajun stuff? ...That's an insult to cajun food. I think my dad has a set of cajun cousins.

    ...*swats Trog for not properly savoring his cashews*
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